1.1 Cleveland Steamers Drew Brees | 1.2 The JewNation Sensation Maurice Jones-Drew | 1.3 The Murderous McGibblets Frank Gore | 1.4 The second cumming Steven Jackson | 1.5 Beanie Wells Pooped the Bed Aaron Rodgers | 1.6 Double Dwayne Bowe Matt Schaub | 1.7 Redzone Rawdogs Andre Johnson | 1.8 Umass Flag Football Randy Moss | 1.9 black o lantern Cedric Benson | 1.10 Cris Carter can suck it Shonn Greene | 1.11 Yo Momma Rashard Mendenhall | 1.12 rocky ate my salad Roddy White |
2.1 WR – FA Brandon Marshall |