Drafts · There's Always Next Years

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Justin Jefferson WR MIN	Radical Orchiectomies
1.2 ^#2	Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN	Jagzin' Off
1.3 ^#3	Christian McCaffrey RB SF	Penis Colada
1.4 ^#4	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	Taylor Swift
1.5 ^#5	Nick Chubb RB HOU	Return of Koo & the Gang
1.6 ^#6	Bijan Robinson RB ATL	serious black
1.7 ^#7	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	Yo Momma
1.8 ^#8	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	The JewNation Sensation
1.9 ^#9	A.J. Brown WR PHI	Umass Flag Football

Round 2
2.1 ^#10	Saquon Barkley RB PHI	Umass Flag Football
2.2 ^#11	CeeDee Lamb WR DAL	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
2.3 ^#12	Josh Jacobs RB GB	The JewNation Sensation
2.4 ^#13	Tony Pollard RB TEN	Yo Momma
2.5 ^#14	Davante Adams WR LAR	serious black
2.6 ^#15	DeVonta Smith WR PHI	Cleveland Steamers
2.7 ^#16	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	Return of Koo & the Gang
2.8 ^#17	Jaylen Waddle WR MIA	Taylor Swift
2.9 ^#18	Amari Cooper WR FA	train crash
2.10 ^#19	Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE	Penis Colada
2.11 ^#20	Travis Etienne RB JAC	Jagzin' Off
2.12 ^#21	Joe Mixon RB HOU	Radical Orchiectomies

Round 3
3.1 ^#22	Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET	Radical Orchiectomies
3.2 ^#23	DK Metcalf WR PIT	Jagzin' Off
3.3 ^#24	Tee Higgins WR CIN	Penis Colada
3.4 ^#25	Najee Harris RB LAC	train crash
3.5 ^#26	Keenan Allen WR FA	Taylor Swift
3.6 ^#27	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	Return of Koo & the Gang
3.7 ^#28	Aaron Jones RB MIN	Cleveland Steamers
3.8 ^#29	Mark Andrews TE BAL	serious black
3.9 ^#30	Miles Sanders RB DAL	Yo Momma
3.10 ^#31	J.K. Dobbins RB DEN	The JewNation Sensation
3.11 ^#32	Josh Allen QB BUF	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
3.12 ^#33	Christian Watson WR GB	Umass Flag Football

Round 4
4.1 ^#34	Cam Akers RB NO	Umass Flag Football
4.2 ^#35	James Conner RB ARI	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
4.3 ^#36	DJ Moore WR CHI	The JewNation Sensation
4.4 ^#37	Drake London WR ATL	Yo Momma
4.5 ^#38	Justin Herbert QB LAC	serious black
4.6 ^#39	Joe Burrow QB CIN	Cleveland Steamers
4.7 ^#40	Breece Hall RB NYJ	Return of Koo & the Gang
4.8 ^#41	Lamar Jackson QB BAL	Taylor Swift
4.9 ^#42	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	train crash
4.10 ^#43	Chris Godwin WR TB	Penis Colada
4.11 ^#44	Trevor Lawrence QB JAC	Jagzin' Off
4.12 ^#45	Alexander Mattison RB MIA	Radical Orchiectomies

Round 5
5.1 ^#46	Darren Waller TE FA	Radical Orchiectomies
5.2 ^#47	Christian Kirk WR HOU	Jagzin' Off
5.3 ^#48	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	Penis Colada
5.4 ^#49	George Kittle TE SF	train crash
5.5 ^#50	James Cook RB BUF	Taylor Swift
5.6 ^#51	Diontae Johnson WR CLE	Return of Koo & the Gang
5.7 ^#52	George Pickens WR DAL	Cleveland Steamers
5.8 ^#53	Rachaad White RB TB	serious black
5.9 ^#54	DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	Yo Momma
5.10 ^#55	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	The JewNation Sensation
5.11 ^#56	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
5.12 ^#57	David Montgomery RB DET	Umass Flag Football

Round 6
6.1 ^#58	Javonte Williams RB DAL	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
6.2 ^#59	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	Yo Momma
6.3 ^#60	Jordan Addison WR MIN	serious black
6.4 ^#61	Raheem Mostert RB LV	Cleveland Steamers
6.5 ^#62	Kyle Pitts TE ATL	Return of Koo & the Gang
6.6 ^#63	Jonathan Taylor RB IND	Taylor Swift
6.7 ^#64	Mike Evans WR TB	train crash
6.8 ^#65	Mike Williams WR LAC	Penis Colada
6.9 ^#66	Jahan Dotson WR PHI	Jagzin' Off
6.10 ^#67	Jerry Jeudy WR CLE	Radical Orchiectomies

Round 7
7.1 ^#68	Gabe Davis WR FA	Radical Orchiectomies
7.2 ^#69	Alvin Kamara RB NO	Jagzin' Off
7.3 ^#70	Zay Flowers WR BAL	Penis Colada
7.4 ^#71	Dalvin Cook RB FA	train crash
7.5 ^#72	D'Andre Swift RB CHI	Taylor Swift
7.6 ^#73	Antonio Gibson RB NE	Return of Koo & the Gang
7.7 ^#74	Zach Charbonnet RB SEA	Cleveland Steamers
7.8 ^#75	A.J. Dillon RB PHI	serious black
7.9 ^#76	Brian Robinson RB WAS	Yo Momma
7.10 ^#77	Michael Pittman WR IND	The JewNation Sensation
7.11 ^#78	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
7.12 ^#79	Elijah Moore WR BUF	Umass Flag Football

Round 8
8.1 ^#80	Tank Bigsby RB JAC	Umass Flag Football
8.2 ^#81	Jamaal Williams RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
8.3 ^#82	Hollywood Brown WR KC	The JewNation Sensation
8.4 ^#83	Pat Freiermuth TE PIT	Yo Momma
8.5 ^#84	Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA	serious black
8.6 ^#85	JuJu Smith-Schuster WR KC	Cleveland Steamers
8.7 ^#86	Treylon Burks WR TEN	Return of Koo & the Gang
8.8 ^#87	Rashod Bateman WR BAL	Taylor Swift
8.9 ^#88	Geno Smith QB LV	train crash
8.10 ^#89	Anthony Richardson QB IND	Penis Colada
8.11 ^#90	Evan Engram TE DEN	Jagzin' Off
8.12 ^#91	Brandin Cooks WR NO	Radical Orchiectomies

Round 9
9.1 ^#92	Jaylen Warren RB PIT	Radical Orchiectomies
9.2 ^#93	Quentin Johnston WR LAC	Penis Colada
9.3 ^#94	Khalil Herbert RB IND	train crash
9.4 ^#95	Skyy Moore WR KC	Taylor Swift
9.5 ^#96	Allen Lazard WR NYJ	Cleveland Steamers
9.6 ^#97	Rashaad Penny RB FA	serious black
9.7 ^#98	Michael Thomas WR FA	Yo Momma
9.8 ^#99	Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA	The JewNation Sensation
9.9 ^#100	Jakobi Meyers WR LV	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
9.10 ^#101	Adam Thielen WR CAR	Umass Flag Football

Round 10
10.1 ^#102	Juwan Johnson TE NO	Umass Flag Football
10.2 ^#103	Jerick McKinnon RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
10.3 ^#104	Damien Harris RB FA	The JewNation Sensation
10.4 ^#105	Samaje Perine RB CIN	Yo Momma
10.5 ^#106	Donovan Peoples-Jones WR NO	Cleveland Steamers
10.6 ^#107	Tyler Allgeier RB ATL	Return of Koo & the Gang
10.7 ^#108	Roschon Johnson RB CHI	Taylor Swift
10.8 ^#109	David Njoku TE CLE	train crash
10.9 ^#110	De'Von Achane RB MIA	Jagzin' Off
10.10 ^#111	Romeo Doubs WR GB	Radical Orchiectomies

Round 11
11.1 ^#112	Kadarius Toney WR FA	Radical Orchiectomies
11.2 ^#113	Marvin Mims WR DEN	Jagzin' Off
11.3 ^#114	Zay Jones WR ARI	Penis Colada
11.4 ^#115	Elijah Mitchell RB KC	train crash
11.5 ^#116	Washington Commanders D/ST WAS	Taylor Swift
11.6 ^#117	Jonathan Mingo WR DAL	Return of Koo & the Gang
11.7 ^#118	Hunter Renfrow WR CAR	Cleveland Steamers
11.8 ^#119	San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	serious black
11.9 ^#120	Nico Collins WR HOU	Yo Momma
11.10 ^#121	Chig Okonkwo TE TEN	The JewNation Sensation
11.11 ^#122	Tyler Boyd WR FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
11.12 ^#123	Van Jefferson WR TEN	Umass Flag Football

Round 12
12.1 ^#124	Chase Brown RB CIN	Umass Flag Football
12.2 ^#125	Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
12.3 ^#126	Aaron Rodgers QB PIT	The JewNation Sensation
12.4 ^#127	Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT	Yo Momma
12.5 ^#128	Odell Beckham WR FA	serious black
12.6 ^#129	Justin Tucker K FA	Cleveland Steamers
12.7 ^#130	Tyjae Spears RB TEN	Return of Koo & the Gang
12.8 ^#131	Gerald Everett TE FA	Taylor Swift
12.9 ^#132	Daniel Carlson K LV	train crash
12.10 ^#133	Dalton Kincaid TE BUF	Penis Colada
12.11 ^#134	Daniel Jones QB IND	Jagzin' Off
12.12 ^#135	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	Radical Orchiectomies

Round 13
13.1 ^#136	Deshaun Watson QB CLE	Radical Orchiectomies
13.2 ^#137	Kendre Miller RB NO	Jagzin' Off
13.3 ^#138	Devin Singletary RB NYG	Penis Colada
13.4 ^#139	Cole Kmet TE CHI	train crash
13.5 ^#140	Ty Chandler RB MIN	Taylor Swift
13.6 ^#141	Younghoe Koo K ATL	Return of Koo & the Gang
13.7 ^#142	Kareem Hunt RB KC	Cleveland Steamers
13.8 ^#143	Dak Prescott QB DAL	serious black
13.9 ^#144	Tyler Bass K BUF	Yo Momma
13.10 ^#145	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	The JewNation Sensation
13.11 ^#146	Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
13.12 ^#147	Bryce Young QB CAR	Umass Flag Football

Round 14
14.1 ^#148	New England Patriots D/ST NE	Umass Flag Football
14.2 ^#149	Harrison Butker K KC	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
14.3 ^#150	Greg Dulcich TE NYG	The JewNation Sensation
14.4 ^#151	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	Yo Momma
14.5 ^#152	Evan McPherson K CIN	serious black
14.6 ^#153	Tyler Conklin TE LAC	Cleveland Steamers
14.7 ^#154	New Orleans Saints D/ST NO	Return of Koo & the Gang
14.8 ^#155	Wil Lutz K DEN	Taylor Swift
14.9 ^#156	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	train crash
14.10 ^#157	Kirk Cousins QB ATL	Penis Colada
14.11 ^#158	Brandon McManus K GB	Jagzin' Off
14.12 ^#159	Graham Gano K NYG	Radical Orchiectomies

Round 15
15.1 ^#160	Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC	Jagzin' Off
15.2 ^#161	Jeff Wilson RB FA	Penis Colada
15.3 ^#162	Michael Gallup WR WAS	train crash
15.4 ^#163	Rashee Rice WR KC	Return of Koo & the Gang
15.5 ^#164	New York Jets D/ST NYJ	Cleveland Steamers
15.6 ^#165	Gus Edwards RB FA	serious black
15.7 ^#166	Jake Elliott K PHI	The JewNation Sensation
15.8 ^#167	K.J. Osborn WR WAS	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
15.9 ^#168	Jason Myers K SEA	Umass Flag Football

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