Drafts · There's Always Next Years

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Christian McCaffrey RB SF	Colace for #2
1.2 ^#2	Alvin Kamara RB NO	Just the Toilets Now
1.3 ^#3	Derrick Henry RB BAL	Straight Outta Right Field
1.4 ^#4	Aaron Jones RB MIN	Yo Momma
1.5 ^#5	Travis Kelce TE KC	Umass Flag Football
1.6 ^#6	Davante Adams WR LAR	Radical Orchiectomies
1.7 ^#7	Nick Chubb RB HOU	Cleveland Steamers
1.8 ^#8	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
1.9 ^#9	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	Cape Cod Crickets
1.10 ^#10	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	The JewNation Sensation

Round 2
2.1 ^#11	DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	Penis Colada
2.2 ^#12	Justin Jefferson WR MIN	The JewNation Sensation
2.3 ^#13	DK Metcalf WR PIT	Cape Cod Crickets
2.4 ^#14	Joe Mixon RB HOU	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
2.5 ^#15	Keenan Allen WR FA	Cleveland Steamers
2.6 ^#16	Darren Waller TE FA	Radical Orchiectomies
2.7 ^#17	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	serious black
2.8 ^#18	CeeDee Lamb WR DAL	Umass Flag Football
2.9 ^#19	Najee Harris RB LAC	Yo Momma
2.10 ^#20	A.J. Brown WR PHI	Straight Outta Right Field
2.11 ^#21	Robert Woods WR PIT	Just the Toilets Now
2.12 ^#22	Clyde Edwards-Helaire RB NO	Colace for #2

Round 3
3.1 ^#23	Mike Evans WR TB	Colace for #2
3.2 ^#24	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	Straight Outta Right Field
3.3 ^#25	Allen Robinson WR FA	Yo Momma
3.4 ^#26	David Montgomery RB DET	Umass Flag Football
3.5 ^#27	Kyle Pitts TE ATL	serious black
3.6 ^#28	Amari Cooper WR FA	Radical Orchiectomies
3.7 ^#29	Chris Godwin WR TB	Cleveland Steamers
3.8 ^#30	Kyler Murray QB ARI	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
3.9 ^#31	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	Cape Cod Crickets
3.10 ^#32	George Kittle TE SF	Penis Colada

Round 4
4.1 ^#33	D'Andre Swift RB CHI	Penis Colada
4.2 ^#34	Chris Carson RB FA	The JewNation Sensation
4.3 ^#35	Miles Sanders RB DAL	Cape Cod Crickets
4.4 ^#36	Mark Andrews TE BAL	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
4.5 ^#37	Josh Jacobs RB GB	Cleveland Steamers
4.6 ^#38	Gus Edwards RB FA	Radical Orchiectomies
4.7 ^#39	DJ Moore WR CHI	serious black
4.8 ^#40	Jerry Jeudy WR CLE	Umass Flag Football
4.9 ^#41	Adam Thielen WR CAR	Yo Momma
4.10 ^#42	Damien Harris RB FA	Straight Outta Right Field
4.11 ^#43	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	Just the Toilets Now
4.12 ^#44	Tee Higgins WR CIN	Colace for #2

Round 5
5.1 ^#45	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	Colace for #2
5.2 ^#46	Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN	Just the Toilets Now
5.3 ^#47	Mike Davis RB FA	Straight Outta Right Field
5.4 ^#48	Julio Jones WR FA	Yo Momma
5.5 ^#49	Brandin Cooks WR NO	Umass Flag Football
5.6 ^#50	Raheem Mostert RB LV	serious black
5.7 ^#51	Robbie Chosen WR FA	Radical Orchiectomies
5.8 ^#52	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	Cleveland Steamers
5.9 ^#53	Chase Edmonds RB FA	Cape Cod Crickets
5.10 ^#54	Lamar Jackson QB BAL	The JewNation Sensation
5.11 ^#55	Kenny Golladay WR FA	Penis Colada

Round 6
6.1 ^#56	Odell Beckham WR FA	Penis Colada
6.2 ^#57	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	The JewNation Sensation
6.3 ^#58	Javonte Williams RB DAL	Cape Cod Crickets
6.4 ^#59	Darrell Henderson RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
6.5 ^#60	Tyler Boyd WR FA	Cleveland Steamers
6.6 ^#61	Kareem Hunt RB KC	Radical Orchiectomies
6.7 ^#62	Marvin Jones WR FA	serious black
6.8 ^#63	Laviska Shenault WR BUF	Umass Flag Football
6.9 ^#64	Chase Claypool WR FA	Yo Momma
6.10 ^#65	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	Straight Outta Right Field
6.11 ^#66	Trey Sermon RB PIT	Just the Toilets Now
6.12 ^#67	JuJu Smith-Schuster WR KC	Colace for #2

Round 7
7.1 ^#68	Logan Thomas TE FA	Colace for #2
7.2 ^#69	Aaron Rodgers QB PIT	Just the Toilets Now
7.3 ^#70	Russell Wilson QB NYG	Yo Momma
7.4 ^#71	Darnell Mooney WR ATL	Umass Flag Football
7.5 ^#72	Dak Prescott QB DAL	serious black
7.6 ^#73	Antonio Brown WR FA	Radical Orchiectomies
7.7 ^#74	Cole Beasley WR FA	Cleveland Steamers
7.8 ^#75	Melvin Gordon RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
7.9 ^#76	Marquez Callaway WR FA	Cape Cod Crickets
7.10 ^#77	DeVonta Smith WR PHI	The JewNation Sensation
7.11 ^#78	Curtis Samuel WR BUF	Penis Colada

Round 8
8.1 ^#79	James Conner RB ARI	Penis Colada
8.2 ^#80	Noah Fant TE SEA	The JewNation Sensation
8.3 ^#81	Robert Tonyan TE KC	Cape Cod Crickets
8.4 ^#82	Corey Davis WR FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
8.5 ^#83	Tom Brady QB FA	Cleveland Steamers
8.6 ^#84	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	Radical Orchiectomies
8.7 ^#85	A.J. Dillon RB PHI	serious black
8.8 ^#86	Trevor Lawrence QB JAC	Umass Flag Football
8.9 ^#87	Ronald Jones RB FA	Yo Momma
8.10 ^#88	Michael Pittman WR IND	Straight Outta Right Field
8.11 ^#89	DJ Chark WR FA	Just the Toilets Now
8.12 ^#90	Zack Moss RB CIN	Colace for #2

Round 9
9.1 ^#91	Jonnu Smith TE MIA	Just the Toilets Now
9.2 ^#92	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	Straight Outta Right Field
9.3 ^#93	Mike Gesicki TE CIN	Yo Momma
9.4 ^#94	Jarvis Landry WR FA	serious black
9.5 ^#95	Mike Williams WR LAC	Radical Orchiectomies
9.6 ^#96	David Johnson RB FA	Cleveland Steamers
9.7 ^#97	Michael Thomas WR FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
9.8 ^#98	Jamaal Williams RB FA	Cape Cod Crickets
9.9 ^#99	Hollywood Brown WR KC	The JewNation Sensation
9.10 ^#100	Justin Herbert QB LAC	Penis Colada

Round 10
10.1 ^#101	Kenyan Drake RB FA	Penis Colada
10.2 ^#102	William Fuller WR FA	The JewNation Sensation
10.3 ^#103	Sony Michel RB FA	Cape Cod Crickets
10.4 ^#104	Leonard Fournette RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
10.5 ^#105	Russell Gage WR SF	Cleveland Steamers
10.6 ^#106	Jaylen Waddle WR MIA	Radical Orchiectomies
10.7 ^#107	Jakobi Meyers WR LV	serious black
10.8 ^#108	Michael Carter RB ARI	Umass Flag Football
10.9 ^#109	Henry Ruggs WR FA	Yo Momma
10.10 ^#110	DeVante Parker WR FA	Straight Outta Right Field
10.11 ^#111	Evan Engram TE DEN	Just the Toilets Now
10.12 ^#112	Tyler Higbee TE LAR	Colace for #2

Round 11
11.1 ^#113	Devin Singletary RB NYG	Colace for #2
11.2 ^#114	Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE	Just the Toilets Now
11.3 ^#115	Alexander Mattison RB MIA	Straight Outta Right Field
11.4 ^#116	Mecole Hardman WR GB	Yo Momma
11.5 ^#117	Rondale Moore WR MIN	Umass Flag Football
11.6 ^#118	Nyheim Hines RB FA	serious black
11.7 ^#119	Bryan Edwards WR FA	Radical Orchiectomies
11.8 ^#120	Randall Cobb WR FA	Cleveland Steamers
11.9 ^#121	Michael Gallup WR WAS	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
11.10 ^#122	Tony Pollard RB TEN	Cape Cod Crickets
11.11 ^#123	Nelson Agholor WR FA	The JewNation Sensation
11.12 ^#124	Rob Gronkowski TE FA	Penis Colada

Round 12
12.1 ^#125	Christian Kirk WR HOU	Penis Colada
12.2 ^#126	Hunter Henry TE NE	The JewNation Sensation
12.3 ^#127	Parris Campbell WR DAL	Cape Cod Crickets
12.4 ^#128	Phillip Lindsay RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
12.5 ^#129	James White RB FA	Cleveland Steamers
12.6 ^#130	Giovani Bernard RB FA	Radical Orchiectomies
12.7 ^#131	Elijah Moore WR BUF	serious black
12.8 ^#132	Cole Kmet TE CHI	Umass Flag Football
12.9 ^#133	Tampa Bay Buccaneers D/ST TB	Yo Momma
12.10 ^#134	Justin Tucker K FA	Straight Outta Right Field
12.11 ^#135	Sterling Shepard WR TB	Just the Toilets Now
12.12 ^#136	Harrison Butker K KC	Colace for #2

Round 13
13.1 ^#137	New England Patriots D/ST NE	Colace for #2
13.2 ^#138	Younghoe Koo K ATL	Just the Toilets Now
13.3 ^#139	Irv Smith TE HOU	Straight Outta Right Field
13.4 ^#140	Damien Williams RB FA	Yo Momma
13.5 ^#141	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	Umass Flag Football
13.6 ^#142	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	serious black
13.7 ^#143	San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	Radical Orchiectomies
13.8 ^#144	Graham Gano K NYG	Cleveland Steamers
13.9 ^#145	Washington Commanders D/ST WAS	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
13.10 ^#146	Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR	Cape Cod Crickets
13.11 ^#147	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	The JewNation Sensation
13.12 ^#148	Greg Zuerlein K FA	Penis Colada

Round 14
14.1 ^#149	Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND	Penis Colada
14.2 ^#150	Tevin Coleman RB FA	The JewNation Sensation
14.3 ^#151	Brandon McManus K GB	Cape Cod Crickets
14.4 ^#152	Matt Prater K FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
14.5 ^#153	Gerald Everett TE FA	Cleveland Steamers
14.6 ^#154	Robbie Gould K FA	Radical Orchiectomies
14.7 ^#155	Jared Cook TE FA	serious black
14.8 ^#156	Malcolm Brown RB FA	Umass Flag Football
14.9 ^#157	Matt Gay K WAS	Yo Momma
14.10 ^#158	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	Straight Outta Right Field
14.11 ^#159	Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE	Just the Toilets Now
14.12 ^#160	Ryan Tannehill QB FA	Colace for #2

Round 15
15.1 ^#161	J.D. McKissic RB FA	Colace for #2
15.2 ^#162	Marlon Mack RB FA	Just the Toilets Now
15.3 ^#163	Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET	Straight Outta Right Field
15.4 ^#164	Quinn Nordin K FA	Umass Flag Football
15.5 ^#165	Tyler Bass K BUF	serious black
15.6 ^#166	Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA	Cleveland Steamers
15.7 ^#167	Latavius Murray RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
15.8 ^#168	Jason Sanders K MIA	The JewNation Sensation
15.9 ^#169	T. J. Houshmandzadeh WR FA	Penis Colada

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