Drafts · There's Always Next Years

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Christian McCaffrey RB SF	Postcards From A.J.
1.2 ^#2	Saquon Barkley RB PHI	Yo Momma
1.3 ^#3	Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	serious black
1.4 ^#4	Derrick Henry RB BAL	Cleveland Steamers
1.5 ^#5	Dalvin Cook RB FA	Penis Colada
1.6 ^#6	Josh Jacobs RB GB	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
1.7 ^#7	Clyde Edwards-Helaire RB NO	The JewNation Sensation
1.8 ^#8	Joe Mixon RB HOU	Radical Orchiectomies
1.9 ^#9	Julio Jones WR FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
1.10 ^#10	Davante Adams WR LAR	AJ Brown; Town bicycle

Round 2
2.1 ^#11	Chris Godwin WR TB	Umass Flag Football
2.2 ^#12	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
2.3 ^#13	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
2.4 ^#14	Travis Kelce TE KC	Radical Orchiectomies
2.5 ^#15	Nick Chubb RB HOU	The JewNation Sensation
2.6 ^#16	Kenny Golladay WR FA	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
2.7 ^#17	George Kittle TE SF	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
2.8 ^#18	DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	Penis Colada
2.9 ^#19	Mike Evans WR TB	Cleveland Steamers
2.10 ^#20	Adam Thielen WR CAR	serious black
2.11 ^#21	Allen Robinson WR FA	Yo Momma
2.12 ^#22	Odell Beckham WR FA	Postcards From A.J.

Round 3
3.1 ^#23	Jonathan Taylor RB IND	Postcards From A.J.
3.2 ^#24	Todd Gurley RB FA	Yo Momma
3.3 ^#25	Le'Veon Bell RB FA	serious black
3.4 ^#26	Keenan Allen WR FA	Cleveland Steamers
3.5 ^#27	Lamar Jackson QB BAL	Penis Colada
3.6 ^#28	James Conner RB ARI	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
3.7 ^#29	David Johnson RB FA	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
3.8 ^#30	Chris Carson RB FA	The JewNation Sensation
3.9 ^#31	DJ Moore WR CHI	Radical Orchiectomies
3.10 ^#32	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
3.11 ^#33	Tom Brady QB FA	Umass Flag Football

Round 4
4.1 ^#34	Ronald Jones RB FA	Umass Flag Football
4.2 ^#35	Melvin Gordon RB FA	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
4.3 ^#36	JuJu Smith-Schuster WR KC	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
4.4 ^#37	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	Radical Orchiectomies
4.5 ^#38	Amari Cooper WR FA	The JewNation Sensation
4.6 ^#39	Robert Woods WR PIT	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
4.7 ^#40	Cam Akers RB NO	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
4.8 ^#41	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	Penis Colada
4.9 ^#42	CeeDee Lamb WR DAL	Cleveland Steamers
4.10 ^#43	Zach Ertz TE WAS	serious black
4.11 ^#44	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	Yo Momma
4.12 ^#45	Mark Andrews TE BAL	Postcards From A.J.

Round 5
5.1 ^#46	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	Postcards From A.J.
5.2 ^#47	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	Yo Momma
5.3 ^#48	Darren Waller TE FA	serious black
5.4 ^#49	Tyler Boyd WR FA	Cleveland Steamers
5.5 ^#50	DJ Chark WR FA	Penis Colada
5.6 ^#51	T.Y. Hilton WR FA	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
5.7 ^#52	Kyler Murray QB ARI	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
5.8 ^#53	Dak Prescott QB DAL	The JewNation Sensation
5.9 ^#54	Mark Ingram RB FA	Radical Orchiectomies
5.10 ^#55	Stefon Diggs WR NE	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
5.11 ^#56	Raheem Mostert RB LV	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
5.12 ^#57	Hollywood Brown WR KC	Umass Flag Football

Round 6
6.1 ^#58	D'Andre Swift RB CHI	Umass Flag Football
6.2 ^#59	Deshaun Watson QB CLE	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
6.3 ^#60	Michael Gallup WR WAS	Radical Orchiectomies
6.4 ^#61	Marvin Jones WR FA	The JewNation Sensation
6.5 ^#62	Brandin Cooks WR NO	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
6.6 ^#63	Julian Edelman WR FA	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
6.7 ^#64	David Montgomery RB DET	Penis Colada
6.8 ^#65	Devin Singletary RB NYG	Cleveland Steamers
6.9 ^#66	A.J. Green WR FA	serious black
6.10 ^#67	J.K. Dobbins RB DEN	Yo Momma
6.11 ^#68	Marlon Mack RB FA	Postcards From A.J.

Round 7
7.1 ^#69	William Fuller WR FA	Postcards From A.J.
7.2 ^#70	Evan Engram TE DEN	Yo Momma
7.3 ^#71	DeVante Parker WR FA	serious black
7.4 ^#72	Noah Fant TE SEA	Cleveland Steamers
7.5 ^#73	Jarvis Landry WR FA	Penis Colada
7.6 ^#74	Diontae Johnson WR CLE	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
7.7 ^#75	Rob Gronkowski TE FA	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
7.8 ^#76	Leonard Fournette RB FA	The JewNation Sensation
7.9 ^#77	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	Radical Orchiectomies
7.10 ^#78	Tyler Higbee TE LAR	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
7.11 ^#79	James White RB FA	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
7.12 ^#80	Christian Kirk WR HOU	Umass Flag Football

Round 8
8.1 ^#81	Mike Gesicki TE CIN	Umass Flag Football
8.2 ^#82	Ryquell Armstead RB FA	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
8.3 ^#83	Sterling Shepard WR TB	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
8.4 ^#84	Zack Moss RB CIN	Radical Orchiectomies
8.5 ^#85	Preston Williams WR FA	The JewNation Sensation
8.6 ^#86	Phillip Lindsay RB FA	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
8.7 ^#87	John Brown WR FA	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
8.8 ^#88	Hunter Henry TE NE	Penis Colada
8.9 ^#89	Darius Slayton WR NYG	Cleveland Steamers
8.10 ^#90	Jordan Howard RB FA	serious black
8.11 ^#91	Henry Ruggs WR FA	Yo Momma
8.12 ^#92	Latavius Murray RB FA	Postcards From A.J.

Round 9
9.1 ^#93	Emmanuel Sanders WR FA	Postcards From A.J.
9.2 ^#94	Matt Breida RB FA	Yo Momma
9.3 ^#95	Justin Jefferson WR MIN	serious black
9.4 ^#96	Kerryon Johnson RB FA	Cleveland Steamers
9.5 ^#97	Tarik Cohen RB FA	Penis Colada
9.6 ^#98	Darrell Henderson RB FA	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
9.7 ^#99	Josh Allen QB BUF	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
9.8 ^#100	Hayden Hurst TE FA	The JewNation Sensation
9.9 ^#101	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	Radical Orchiectomies
9.10 ^#102	Tevin Coleman RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
9.11 ^#103	Duke Johnson RB FA	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
9.12 ^#104	Antonio Gibson RB NE	Umass Flag Football

Round 10
10.1 ^#105	Hunter Renfrow WR CAR	Umass Flag Football
10.2 ^#106	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
10.3 ^#107	Mecole Hardman WR GB	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
10.4 ^#108	Jerry Jeudy WR CLE	The JewNation Sensation
10.5 ^#109	Jared Cook TE FA	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
10.6 ^#110	Curtis Samuel WR BUF	Penis Colada
10.7 ^#111	Alexander Mattison RB MIA	Cleveland Steamers
10.8 ^#112	Adrian Peterson RB FA	serious black
10.9 ^#113	Matt Ryan QB FA	Yo Momma
10.10 ^#114	Golden Tate WR FA	Postcards From A.J.

Round 11
11.1 ^#115	Bryan Edwards WR FA	Postcards From A.J.
11.2 ^#116	Mike Williams WR LAC	serious black
11.3 ^#117	Aaron Rodgers QB PIT	Cleveland Steamers
11.4 ^#118	Boston Scott RB FA	Penis Colada
11.5 ^#119	Anthony Miller WR BAL	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
11.6 ^#120	Ke'Shawn Vaughn RB FA	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
11.7 ^#121	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	The JewNation Sensation
11.8 ^#122	Chris Thompson RB FA	Radical Orchiectomies
11.9 ^#123	Chase Edmonds RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
11.10 ^#124	DeSean Jackson WR FA	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
11.11 ^#125	Damien Harris RB FA	Umass Flag Football

Round 12
12.1 ^#126	N'Keal Harry WR FA	Umass Flag Football
12.2 ^#127	Cam Newton QB FA	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
12.3 ^#128	Sony Michel RB FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
12.4 ^#129	Allen Lazard WR NYJ	Radical Orchiectomies
12.5 ^#130	Daniel Jones QB IND	The JewNation Sensation
12.6 ^#131	Jalen Reagor WR LAC	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
12.7 ^#132	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
12.8 ^#133	Austin Hooper TE NE	Penis Colada
12.9 ^#134	James Washington WR FA	Cleveland Steamers
12.10 ^#135	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	serious black
12.11 ^#136	Tony Pollard RB TEN	Yo Momma
12.12 ^#137	Frank Gore RB FA	Postcards From A.J.

Round 13
13.1 ^#138	Drew Lock QB SEA	Postcards From A.J.
13.2 ^#139	Chris Thompson WR FA	Yo Momma
13.3 ^#140	A.J. Dillon RB PHI	serious black
13.4 ^#141	Harrison Butker K KC	Cleveland Steamers
13.5 ^#142	Justin Tucker K FA	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
13.6 ^#143	New England Patriots D/ST NE	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
13.7 ^#144	Chris Herndon TE FA	The JewNation Sensation
13.8 ^#145	San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	Radical Orchiectomies
13.9 ^#146	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
13.10 ^#147	Tre'Quan Smith WR FA	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
13.11 ^#148	Scotty Miller WR PIT	Umass Flag Football

Round 14
14.1 ^#149	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	Umass Flag Football
14.2 ^#150	Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
14.3 ^#151	Wil Lutz K DEN	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
14.4 ^#152	Michael Pittman WR IND	Radical Orchiectomies
14.5 ^#153	Matt Gay K WAS	The JewNation Sensation
14.6 ^#154	Greg Zuerlein K FA	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
14.7 ^#155	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
14.8 ^#156	Matt Prater K FA	Penis Colada
14.9 ^#157	Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN	Cleveland Steamers
14.10 ^#158	New Orleans Saints D/ST NO	Yo Momma
14.11 ^#159	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	Postcards From A.J.

Round 15
15.1 ^#160	Zane Gonzalez K FA	Yo Momma
15.2 ^#161	Robbie Gould K FA	serious black
15.3 ^#162	Randall Cobb WR FA	Cleveland Steamers
15.4 ^#163	Chicago Bears D/ST CHI	Penis Colada
15.5 ^#164	Jonnu Smith TE MIA	Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
15.6 ^#165	Joshua Kelley RB FA	Ol’ Pink Eye Pence
15.7 ^#166	Jake Elliott K PHI	Radical Orchiectomies
15.8 ^#167	Robbie Chosen WR FA	I WILL NEVER TRADE!
15.9 ^#168	Younghoe Koo K ATL	AJ Brown; Town bicycle
15.10 ^#169	Chris Boswell K PIT	Umass Flag Football

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