Drafts · FOOTBALL INSANITY

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	ARSE HOLE
1.2 ^#2	Keenan Allen WR FA	LONE RANGER
1.3 ^#3	Saquon Barkley RB PHI	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
1.4 ^#4	Devonta Freeman RB FA	Texcows
1.5 ^#5	Rob Gronkowski TE FA	BYOB
1.6 ^#6	Jordan Howard RB FA	ssteverun 7
1.7 ^#7	Adam Thielen WR CAR	Seahawk Express-K

Round 2
2.1 ^#8	Joe Mixon RB HOU	ARSE HOLE
2.2 ^#9	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	LONE RANGER
2.3 ^#10	Amari Cooper WR FA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
2.4 ^#11	Stefon Diggs WR NE	Texcows
2.5 ^#12	Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	BYOB
2.6 ^#13	Derrius Guice RB FA	Hell yeah
2.7 ^#14	Greg Olsen TE FA	ssteverun 7
2.8 ^#15	Rashaad Penny RB FA	Seahawk Express-K

Round 3
3.1 ^#16	Alex Collins RB FA	ARSE HOLE
3.2 ^#17	Derek Carr QB FA	LONE RANGER
3.3 ^#18	Ben Roethlisberger QB FA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
3.4 ^#19	Delanie Walker TE FA	Texcows
3.5 ^#20	Allen Robinson WR FA	BYOB
3.6 ^#21	Alshon Jeffery WR FA	Hell yeah
3.7 ^#22	Marvin Jones WR FA	ssteverun 7
3.8 ^#23	Jarvis Landry WR FA	Seahawk Express-K

Round 4
4.1 ^#24	Kenyan Drake RB FA	ARSE HOLE
4.2 ^#25	Josh Gordon WR FA	LONE RANGER
4.3 ^#26	Cameron Meredith WR FA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
4.4 ^#27	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	Texcows
4.5 ^#28	Lamar Miller RB FA	BYOB
4.6 ^#29	Golden Tate WR FA	Hell yeah
4.7 ^#30	Jack Doyle TE FA	ssteverun 7
4.8 ^#31	Ronald Jones RB FA	Seahawk Express-K

Round 5
5.1 ^#32	Dion Lewis RB FA	ARSE HOLE
5.2 ^#33	Royce Freeman RB FA	LONE RANGER
5.3 ^#34	Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
5.4 ^#35	Chris Hogan WR FA	Texcows
5.5 ^#36	Sammy Watkins WR FA	BYOB
5.6 ^#37	Marshawn Lynch RB FA	Hell yeah
5.7 ^#38	Michael Crabtree WR FA	ssteverun 7
5.8 ^#39	Kyle Rudolph TE FA	Seahawk Express-K

Round 6
6.1 ^#40	Corey Davis WR FA	ARSE HOLE
6.2 ^#41	Sony Michel RB FA	LONE RANGER
6.3 ^#42	Jordy Nelson WR FA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
6.4 ^#43	Tevin Coleman RB FA	Texcows
6.5 ^#44	Emmanuel Sanders WR FA	BYOB
6.6 ^#45	Trey Burton TE FA	Hell yeah
6.7 ^#46	Devin Funchess WR FA	ssteverun 7
6.8 ^#47	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	Seahawk Express-K

Round 7
7.1 ^#48	Robert Woods WR PIT	ARSE HOLE
7.2 ^#49	Marlon Mack RB FA	LONE RANGER
7.3 ^#50	Jordan Reed TE FA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
7.4 ^#51	Rex Burkhead RB FA	Texcows
7.5 ^#52	Isaiah Crowell RB FA	BYOB
7.6 ^#53	Jared Goff QB DET	Hell yeah
7.7 ^#54	Kerryon Johnson RB FA	ssteverun 7
7.8 ^#55	Jamison Crowder WR FA	Seahawk Express-K

Round 8
8.1 ^#56	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	ARSE HOLE
8.2 ^#57	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	LONE RANGER
8.3 ^#58	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
8.4 ^#59	Randall Cobb WR FA	Texcows
8.5 ^#60	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	BYOB
8.6 ^#61	C.J. Anderson RB FA	Hell yeah
8.7 ^#62	Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC	ssteverun 7
8.8 ^#63	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	Seahawk Express-K

Round 9
9.1 ^#64	Julian Edelman WR FA	ARSE HOLE
9.2 ^#65	Carlos Hyde RB FA	LONE RANGER
9.3 ^#66	Justin Tucker K FA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
9.4 ^#67	William Fuller WR FA	Texcows
9.5 ^#68	Marquise Goodwin WR FA	BYOB
9.6 ^#69	Jamaal Williams RB FA	Hell yeah
9.7 ^#70	DeVante Parker WR FA	ssteverun 7
9.8 ^#71	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	Seahawk Express-K

Round 10
10.1 ^#72	Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE FA	ARSE HOLE
10.2 ^#73	Sterling Shepard WR TB	LONE RANGER
10.3 ^#74	Baker Mayfield QB TB	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
10.4 ^#75	Kenny Stills WR FA	Texcows
10.5 ^#76	Chris Thompson RB FA	BYOB
10.6 ^#77	Tarik Cohen RB FA	Hell yeah
10.7 ^#78	Nelson Agholor WR FA	ssteverun 7
10.8 ^#79	Allen Hurns WR FA	Seahawk Express-K

Round 11
11.1 ^#80	Greg Zuerlein K FA	ARSE HOLE
11.2 ^#81	Matt Bryant K FA	LONE RANGER
11.3 ^#82	Chris Carson RB FA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
11.4 ^#83	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	Texcows
11.5 ^#84	Wil Lutz K DEN	BYOB
11.6 ^#85	Kelvin Benjamin WR FA	Hell yeah
11.7 ^#86	Jake Elliott K PHI	ssteverun 7
11.8 ^#87	Corey Clement RB FA	Seahawk Express-K

Round 12
12.1 ^#88	Andy Dalton QB CAR	ARSE HOLE
12.2 ^#89	Rishard Matthews WR FA	LONE RANGER
12.3 ^#90	Danny Amendola WR FA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
12.4 ^#91	Duke Johnson RB FA	Texcows
12.5 ^#92	Marqise Lee WR FA	BYOB
12.6 ^#93	George Kittle TE SF	Hell yeah
12.7 ^#94	Aaron Jones RB MIN	ssteverun 7
12.8 ^#95	DJ Moore WR CHI	Seahawk Express-K

Round 13
13.1 ^#96	Martavis Bryant WR FA	ARSE HOLE
13.2 ^#97	Josh Doctson WR FA	LONE RANGER
13.3 ^#98	Jordan Wilkins RB FA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
13.4 ^#99	Nick Chubb RB HOU	Texcows
13.5 ^#100	Dak Prescott QB DAL	BYOB
13.6 ^#101	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	Hell yeah
13.7 ^#102	Kenny Golladay WR FA	ssteverun 7
13.8 ^#103	David Njoku TE CLE	Seahawk Express-K

Round 14
14.1 ^#104	DeSean Jackson WR FA	ARSE HOLE
14.2 ^#105	Tyler Eifert TE FA	LONE RANGER
14.3 ^#106	Sam Darnold QB SEA	PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
14.4 ^#107	Dan Bailey K FA	Texcows
14.5 ^#108	Ty Montgomery RB FA	BYOB
14.6 ^#109	Devontae Booker RB FA	Hell yeah
14.7 ^#110	O.J. Howard TE FA	ssteverun 7
14.8 ^#111	Chris Boswell K PIT	Seahawk Express-K

Round 15
15.1 ^#112	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	Texcows
15.2 ^#113	Cameron Brate TE FA	Hell yeah

Round 16
16.1 ^#114	Blake Bortles QB FA	Texcows
16.2 ^#115	Mitchell Trubisky QB BUF	Hell yeah

Round 17
17.1 ^#116	Eric Ebron TE FA	Texcows
17.2 ^#117	Mohamed Sanu WR FA	Hell yeah

Round 18
18.1 ^#118	Tyrell Williams WR FA	Hell yeah

Round 19
19.1 ^#119	Paul Richardson WR FA	ARSE HOLE

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