Bleached Assholes

Player	Week 9		Rank	Fantasy				Availability
Bleached Assholes
Name	Opp	FPts	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
QJosh Allen QB BUF (7)	KCW 28-21	29.32	2	18.68	18.37	23.23	24.2 387.62 Total	Locked	QB
QMichael Penix QB ATL (5)	@NEL 23-24	28.24	31	7.9↓	15.54	14.89	14.1 126.78 Total	Locked	QB/RB
Chase Brown RB CIN (10)	CHIL 42-47	12.2	10	15	23.67↑	19.3	12.7 215.6 Total	Locked	RB
David Montgomery RB HOU (8)	MINL 24-27	8	27	5↓	3.47↓	6.58	8.4 143.42 Total	Locked	RB
Chimere Dike WR TEN (10)	LACL 20-27	18.88	6	4.3↓	10.08	9.21	10.7 182.04 Total	Locked	WR
Keenan Allen WR FA (12)	@TENW 27-20	4.1	41	3.6↓	3.23↓	2.9↓	6.2 104.7 Total	Locked	WR
Jake Ferguson TE DAL (10)	ARIL 17-27	2	10	0.5↓	3	3.08	6.4 109.1 Total	Locked	TE
QTucker Kraft TE GB (5)	CARL 13-16	2	16	2↓	14.03	11.6	10.9 87.2 Total	Locked	WR/TE
Michael Badgley K FA (11)	@PITL 20-27	10	34	-2↓	1↓	3	4.9 44 Total	Locked	K
Jalen Pitre S HOU (6)	DENL 15-18	7	37	3↓	5.67	6.6	7 98 Total	Locked	DB
QBrandon Jones S DEN (12)	@HOUW 18-15	7	45	4↓	4.33	4.6	6.6 92 Total	Locked	DB
George Karlaftis EDR KC (10)	@BUFL 21-28	7	32	2↓	2↓	2.8	4 64 Total	Locked	EDR/IL
Ernest Jones LB SEA (8)	@WASW 38-14	6	12	5↓	7.33	8.6	10.6 159.25 Total	Locked	LB
QTatum Bethune LB SF (14)	@NYGW 34-24	17	46	10	10.67↑	9	8.3 100 Total	Locked	LB
Rashan Gary EDR DAL (5)	CARL 13-16	3	29	1↓	1.33↓	1.6↓	4.1 66 Total	Locked	EDR/IL
Jack Campbell LB DET (8)	MINL 24-27	11	1	12	13	13.8	11.8 201 Total	Locked	DB/EDR/IL/LB

Benched
Tyler Shough QB NO (11)	@LARL 10-34	9.74	28	20.76↑	21.77↑	20.33↑	14.5 159.46 Total	Locked	BN
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)	BYE	—	21	18.9↑	9.63	9.36	10.8 172.66 Total	Locked	BN
Rachaad White RB WAS (12)	SEAL 14-38	—	46	4.1↓	3.93↓	3.98↓	6.1 103 Total	Locked	BN
DeVonta Smith WR PHI (9)	BYE	—	30	5.2↓	5.97	5.32	7.4 125.8 Total	Locked	BN
QGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)	BYE	—	79	1↓	5.13	9.2	9.4 65.5 Total	Locked	BN
QEdgerrin Cooper LB GB (5)	CARL 13-16	8	29	10	8.33	8.8	8.1 130 Total	Locked	BN
Barrett Carter LB CIN (10)	CHIL 42-47	11	39	5↓	6.33	5.8	7.1 113 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Joe Burrow QB CIN (10)	CHIL 42-47	—	27	26.14↑	29.67↑	24.17	20.1 160.96 Total	Locked	IR
QTravis Hunter WR/CB JAC (8)	@LVW 30-29	—	94	17.1↑	10	8.66	7.5 52.8 Total	Locked	IR

Record

8-10

Points

2,798.12-2,912.93

Waiver Priority

7th

Rank

Owner

Christophe

Last Lineup Change

Sat 1/3/26 3:31 PM

Previous

L Guilty..

Current

W The He..

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-4
4 RB 2-10
4 WR 2-10
2 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
0 CB 0-5
2 S 0-5
2 EDR 0-5
0 IL 0-4
5 LB 2-5
16 Start 16 max
2 IR 2 max
0 TAXI 5 max
23 Active 23 max
25 Total 30 max

Keepers

0 Set / 6 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve