Bleached Assholes

Player	Week 8		Rank	Fantasy				Availability
Bleached Assholes
Name	Opp	FPts	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
QSpencer Rattler QB NO (11)	TBL 3-23	-1.86	36	0↓	2.55↓	6.97	11.1 100.14 Total	Locked	QB
QJosh Allen QB BUF (7)	@CARW 40-9	24.22	2	18.68	18.37	23.23	24.2 387.62 Total	Locked	QB/RB
Chase Brown RB CIN (10)	NYJL 38-39	22.5	10	15	23.67↑	19.3	12.7 215.6 Total	Locked	RB
Rachaad White RB WAS (9)	@NOW 23-3	6.1	46	4.1↓	3.93↓	3.98↓	6.1 103 Total	Locked	RB
DeVonta Smith WR PHI (9)	NYGW 38-20	8.4	30	5.2↓	5.97	5.32	7.4 125.8 Total	Locked	WR
Keenan Allen WR FA (12)	MINW 37-10	4.4	41	3.6↓	3.23↓	2.9↓	6.2 104.7 Total	Locked	WR
Jake Ferguson TE DAL (10)	@DENL 24-44	1	10	0.5↓	3	3.08	6.4 109.1 Total	Locked	TE
QTucker Kraft TE GB (5)	@PITW 35-25	28.3	16	2↓	14.03	11.6	10.9 87.2 Total	Locked	WR/TE
Michael Badgley K FA (11)	TENW 38-14	8	34	-2↓	1↓	3	4.9 44 Total	Locked	K
Jalen Pitre S HOU (6)	SFW 26-15	8	37	3↓	5.67	6.6	7 98 Total	Locked	DB
QBrandon Jones S DEN (12)	DALW 44-24	7	45	4↓	4.33	4.6	6.6 92 Total	Locked	DB
George Karlaftis EDR KC (10)	WASW 28-7	6	32	2↓	2↓	2.8	4 64 Total	Locked	EDR/IL
Chris Jones IL KC (10)	WASW 28-7	1	54	7↑	4.33	3.6	2.6 45 Total	Locked	EDR/IL
QEdgerrin Cooper LB GB (5)	@PITW 35-25	7	29	10	8.33	8.8	8.1 130 Total	Locked	LB
QTatum Bethune LB SF (14)	@HOUL 15-26	14	46	10	10.67↑	9	8.3 100 Total	Locked	LB
Barrett Carter LB CIN (10)	NYJL 38-39	8	39	5↓	6.33	5.8	7.1 113 Total	Locked	DB/EDR/IL/LB

Benched
QMichael Penix QB ATL (5)	MIAL 10-34	—	31	7.9↓	15.54	14.89	14.1 126.78 Total	Locked	BN
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)	@CINW 39-38	33.86	21	18.9↑	9.63	9.36	10.8 172.66 Total	Locked	BN
David Montgomery RB HOU (6)	SFW 26-15	—	27	5↓	3.47↓	6.58	8.4 143.42 Total	Locked	BN
QGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)	@CINW 39-38	—	79	1↓	5.13	9.2	9.4 65.5 Total	Locked	BN
QTravis Hunter WR/CB JAC (8)	BYE	—	94	17.1↑	10	8.66	7.5 52.8 Total	Locked	BN
Jack Campbell LB DET (8)	BYE	—	1	12	13	13.8	11.8 201 Total	Locked	BN
Ernest Jones LB SEA (8)	BYE	—	12	5↓	7.33	8.6	10.6 159.25 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Joe Burrow QB CIN (10)	NYJL 38-39	—	27	26.14↑	29.67↑	24.17	20.1 160.96 Total	Locked	IR
EXBrandon Aiyuk WR SF (14)	@HOUL 15-26	—						Locked	IR

Record

8-10

Points

2,798.12-2,912.93

Waiver Priority

7th

Rank

Owner

Christophe

Last Lineup Change

Sat 1/3/26 3:31 PM

Previous

L Guilty..

Current

W The He..

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-4
4 RB 2-10
4 WR 2-10
2 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
1 CB 0-5
2 S 0-5
1 EDR 0-5
1 IL 0-4
5 LB 2-5
16 Start 16 max
2 IR 2 max
0 TAXI 5 max
23 Active 23 max
25 Total 30 max

Keepers

0 Set / 6 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve