Bleached Assholes

Player	Week 5		Rank	Fantasy				Availability
Bleached Assholes
Name	Opp	FPts	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
QJosh Allen QB BUF (7)	NEL 20-23	20.92	2	18.68	18.37	23.23	24.2 387.62 Total	Locked	QB
Jake Browning QB CIN (10)	DETL 24-37	22.14	44	0.56↓	8.87	9.65	9.6 48.24 Total	Locked	QB/RB
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)	DALL 22-37	12.5	21	18.9↑	9.63	9.36	10.8 172.66 Total	Locked	RB
David Montgomery RB HOU (8)	@CINW 37-24	19.22	27	5↓	3.47↓	6.58	8.4 143.42 Total	Locked	RB
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)	WASL 10-27	6.8	41	3.6↓	3.23↓	2.9↓	6.2 104.7 Total	Locked	WR
QGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)	DALL 22-37	13.1	79	1↓	5.13	9.2	9.4 65.5 Total	Locked	WR
DeVonta Smith WR PHI (9)	DENL 17-21	11.4	30	5.2↓	5.97	5.32	7.4 125.8 Total	Locked	WR/TE
Jake Ferguson TE DAL (10)	@NYJW 37-22	17.9	10	0.5↓	3	3.08	6.4 109.1 Total	Locked	TE
QSpencer Shrader K IND (11)	LVW 40-6	2	32	2↓	7↓	10.6	10.6 53 Total	Locked	K
QTravis Hunter WR/CB JAC (8)	KCW 31-28	9.4	94	17.1↑	10	8.66	7.5 52.8 Total	Locked	DB
QBrandon Jones S DEN (12)	@PHIW 21-17	3	45	4↓	4.33	4.6	6.6 92 Total	Locked	DB
George Karlaftis EDR KC (10)	@JACL 28-31	6	32	2↓	2↓	2.8	4 64 Total	Locked	EDR/IL
Ernest Jones LB SEA (8)	TBL 35-38	7	12	5↓	7.33	8.6	10.6 159.25 Total	Locked	LB
QTeddye Buchanan LB BAL (7)	HOUL 10-44	15	50	2↓	4.33	5	6.9 97 Total	Locked	LB
Byron Young EDR LAR (8)	SFL 23-26	7	3	4↓	5.33	5	6.4 108 Total	Locked	EDR/IL
Jack Campbell LB DET (8)	@CINW 37-24	13	1	12	13	13.8	11.8 201 Total	Locked	DB/EDR/IL/LB

Benched
QMichael Penix QB ATL (5)	BYE	—	31	7.9↓	15.54	14.89	14.1 126.78 Total	Locked	BN
Chase Brown RB CIN (10)	DETL 24-37	3.8	10	15	23.67↑	19.3	12.7 215.6 Total	Locked	BN
Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC (8)	KCW 31-28	2.1	43	8.3	6.93	6.79	7 104.55 Total	Locked	BN
Rachaad White RB TB (9)	@SEAW 38-35	19.1	46	4.1↓	3.93↓	3.98↓	6.1 103 Total	Locked	BN
Jauan Jennings WR SF (14)	@LARW 26-23	—	35	3.5↓	8.93	10.68	8 119.3 Total	Locked	BN
QTucker Kraft TE GB (5)	BYE	—	16	2↓	14.03	11.6	10.9 87.2 Total	Locked	BN
QEdgerrin Cooper LB GB (5)	BYE	—	29	10	8.33	8.8	8.1 130 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Joe Burrow QB CIN (10)	DETL 24-37	—	27	26.14↑	29.67↑	24.17	20.1 160.96 Total	Locked	IR
EXBrandon Aiyuk WR SF (14)	@LARW 26-23	—						Locked	IR

Record

8-10

Points

2,798.12-2,912.93

Waiver Priority

7th

Rank

Owner

Christophe

Last Lineup Change

Sat 1/3/26 3:31 PM

Previous

L Guilty..

Current

W The He..

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-4
5 RB 2-10
5 WR 2-10
2 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
1 CB 0-5
1 S 0-5
2 EDR 0-5
0 IL 0-4
4 LB 2-5
16 Start 16 max
2 IR 2 max
0 TAXI 5 max
23 Active 23 max
25 Total 30 max

Keepers

0 Set / 6 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve