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Tyrone Tracy
RB NYG (14)

Fourth and Way Down
cut
Tyrone Tracy
. Thu 9/11/25 6:05 AM

QDylan Sampson
RB CLE (9)

Vaginal Hubris 2.0
claimed
Dylan Sampson
$32, Total claims: 2. Thu 9/11/25 6:05 AM

Rhamondre Stevenson
RB NE (14)

Vaginal Hubris 2.0
cut
Rhamondre Stevenson
. Thu 9/11/25 6:05 AM

QGeorge Kittle
TE SF (14)

Christian My-Calf-Hurty
placed
George Kittle
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/10/25 5:43 PM

Arizona Cardinals
D/ST ARI (8)

Vaginal Hubris 2.0
claimed
Arizona Cardinals
, Total claims: 1. Thu 9/4/25 6:05 AM

Cooper Kupp
WR SEA (8)

Fourth and Way Down
claimed
Cooper Kupp
, Total claims: 1. Thu 9/4/25 6:05 AM

Matthew Golden
WR GB (5)

Fourth and Way Down
cut
Matthew Golden
. Thu 9/4/25 6:05 AM

IRAustin Ekeler
RB WAS (12)

Reggie wayne is the shiit
claimed
Austin Ekeler
$1, Total claims: 1. Thu 9/4/25 6:05 AM

IRRashee Rice
WR KC (10)

Reggie wayne is the shiit
placed
Rashee Rice
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/3/25 8:10 PM

IRJoe Mixon
RB HOU (6)

Vaginal Hubris 2.0
placed
Joe Mixon
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/3/25 8:09 PM

IRPatrick Mahomes
QB KC (10)

Tyler Warren Peace!
cut
Patrick Mahomes
. Tue 9/2/25 1:28 PM

Commish

Vaginal Hubris 2.0
has released all non-keepers. Fri 8/29/25 1:21 PM

Commish

Christian My-Calf-Hurty
has joined the league by taking over an inactive team. Fri 8/22/25 3:06 PM

Commish

Vaginal Hubris 2.0
has changed the draft time to Wed 9/3/25 7:30 PM. Fri 8/22/25 12:30 PM

Commish

The owner of team
Christian My-Calf-Hurty
has been removed by commish. Tue 8/19/25 9:46 AM

League

The 2025 schedule has been automatically generated. Tue 8/19/25 9:45 AM