Will Shipley
RB PHI (9)

Ha-Puka-Matata
drafted
Will Shipley
16.3 #167 Mon 9/1/25 8:10 PM

Pat Freiermuth
TE PIT (5)

Skattebo Toilet Sigma Rizz
drafted
Pat Freiermuth
16.2 #166 Mon 9/1/25 8:08 PM

Woody Marks
RB HOU (6)

30 Seconds Ja'Marrs
drafted
Woody Marks
16.1 #165 Mon 9/1/25 8:08 PM

Elic Ayomanor
WR TEN (10)

30 Seconds Ja'Marrs
drafted
Elic Ayomanor
15.12 #164 Mon 9/1/25 8:08 PM

QCam Ward
QB TEN (10)

Skattebo Toilet Sigma Rizz
drafted
Cam Ward
15.11 #163 Mon 9/1/25 8:08 PM

Jalen McMillan
WR TB (9)

Ha-Puka-Matata
drafted
Jalen McMillan
15.10 #162 Mon 9/1/25 8:08 PM

DeMario Douglas
WR NE (14)

WantsomeLumpia
drafted
DeMario Douglas
15.9 #161 Mon 9/1/25 8:06 PM

Brandon Aubrey
K DAL (10)

drafted
Brandon Aubrey
15.8 #160 Mon 9/1/25 8:05 PM

Minnesota Vikings
D/ST MIN (6)

LaPorta Y Mis Mahomes
drafted
Minnesota Vikings
15.7 #159 Mon 9/1/25 8:05 PM

Kyle Monangai
RB CHI (5)

Deshaun don’t Touchdown there
drafted
Kyle Monangai
15.6 #158 Mon 9/1/25 8:04 PM

Houston Texans
D/ST HOU (6)

Assisted Living Senior Citizens w/Covid
drafted
Houston Texans
15.5 #157 Mon 9/1/25 8:04 PM

Isaiah Likely
TE NYG (14)

drafted
Isaiah Likely
15.4 #156 Mon 9/1/25 8:04 PM

Philadelphia Eagles
D/ST PHI (9)

DICKer makes the Pro Bowl and then sucks the DICKer
drafted
Philadelphia Eagles
15.3 #155 Mon 9/1/25 8:03 PM

QJoe Mixon
RB FA

Bulldogs
drafted
Joe Mixon
15.2 #154 Mon 9/1/25 8:03 PM

Alec Pierce
WR IND (11)

Skattebo Toilet Sigma Rizz
drafted
Alec Pierce
15.1 #153 Mon 9/1/25 8:02 PM