D'Andre Swift
RB CHI (5)

Ha-Puka-Matata
drafted
D'Andre Swift
6.3 #47 Mon 9/1/25 6:52 PM

David Montgomery
RB HOU (6)

Skattebo Toilet Sigma Rizz
drafted
David Montgomery
6.2 #46 Mon 9/1/25 6:52 PM

QBo Nix
QB DEN (12)

30 Seconds Ja'Marrs
drafted
Bo Nix
6.1 #45 Mon 9/1/25 6:51 PM

QJames Conner
RB ARI (8)

DICKer makes the Pro Bowl and then sucks the DICKer
drafted
James Conner
5.12 #44 Mon 9/1/25 6:51 PM

DJ Moore
WR BUF (7)

Skattebo Toilet Sigma Rizz
drafted
DJ Moore
5.11 #43 Mon 9/1/25 6:51 PM

QBreece Hall
RB NYJ (9)

Deshaun don’t Touchdown there
drafted
Breece Hall
5.10 #42 Mon 9/1/25 6:50 PM

Jared Goff
QB DET (8)

WantsomeLumpia
drafted
Jared Goff
5.9 #41 Mon 9/1/25 6:49 PM

George Pickens
WR DAL (10)

Deshaun don’t Touchdown there
drafted
George Pickens
5.8 #40 Mon 9/1/25 6:48 PM

QGarrett Wilson
WR NYJ (9)

LaPorta Y Mis Mahomes
drafted
Garrett Wilson
5.7 #39 Mon 9/1/25 6:48 PM

Courtland Sutton
WR DEN (12)

Deshaun don’t Touchdown there
drafted
Courtland Sutton
5.6 #38 Mon 9/1/25 6:47 PM

Baker Mayfield
QB TB (9)

Assisted Living Senior Citizens w/Covid
drafted
Baker Mayfield
5.5 #37 Mon 9/1/25 6:47 PM

DK Metcalf
WR PIT (5)

drafted
DK Metcalf
5.4 #36 Mon 9/1/25 6:47 PM

Davante Adams
WR LAR (8)

DICKer makes the Pro Bowl and then sucks the DICKer
drafted
Davante Adams
5.3 #35 Mon 9/1/25 6:46 PM

Xavier Worthy
WR KC (10)

Bulldogs
drafted
Xavier Worthy
5.2 #34 Mon 9/1/25 6:46 PM

QGeorge Kittle
TE SF (14)

BAT BikinicladgirlsAlwaysholdtheTrophy
drafted
George Kittle
5.1 #33 Mon 9/1/25 6:45 PM