Drafts · All Out of Bubble Gum

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Todd Gurley RB FA	All Terrorists are Muslims
1.2 ^#2	Odell Beckham WR FA	Snake Farts
1.3 ^#3	Michael Thomas WR FA	Black Scorpions
1.4 ^#4	Alvin Kamara RB NO	Swamp Thing
1.5 ^#5	Dalvin Cook RB FA	NYS Yankees
1.6 ^#6	Keenan Allen WR FA	The Vipers
1.7 ^#7	Doug Baldwin WR FA	Obama is Muslim for Queer
1.8 ^#8	Davante Adams WR LAR	Reckless Riders
1.9 ^#9	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	Mules From Mars
1.10 ^#10	Devonta Freeman RB FA	Lost Planet Airmen
1.11 ^#11	Travis Kelce TE KC	Wahoos
1.12 ^#12	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Mohawks

Round 2
2.1 ^#13	Jordan Howard RB FA	Mohawks
2.2 ^#14	Derrick Henry RB BAL	Wahoos
2.3 ^#15	Adam Thielen WR CAR	Lost Planet Airmen
2.4 ^#16	Evan Engram TE DEN	Mules From Mars
2.5 ^#17	Josh Gordon WR FA	Reckless Riders
2.6 ^#18	Delanie Walker TE FA	Obama is Muslim for Queer
2.7 ^#19	Joe Mixon RB HOU	The Vipers
2.8 ^#20	T.Y. Hilton WR FA	NYS Yankees
2.9 ^#21	Alshon Jeffery WR FA	Swamp Thing
2.10 ^#22	Amari Cooper WR FA	Black Scorpions
2.11 ^#23	Allen Robinson WR FA	Snake Farts
2.12 ^#24	Kenyan Drake RB FA	All Terrorists are Muslims

Round 3
3.1 ^#25	Jay Ajayi RB FA	All Terrorists are Muslims
3.2 ^#26	Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	Snake Farts
3.3 ^#27	Hunter Henry TE NE	Black Scorpions
3.4 ^#28	Carson Wentz QB FA	Swamp Thing
3.5 ^#29	Alex Collins RB FA	NYS Yankees
3.6 ^#30	Jerick McKinnon RB FA	The Vipers
3.7 ^#31	Golden Tate WR FA	Obama is Muslim for Queer
3.8 ^#32	Deshaun Watson QB CLE	Reckless Riders
3.9 ^#33	Marvin Jones WR FA	Mules From Mars
3.10 ^#34	JuJu Smith-Schuster WR KC	Lost Planet Airmen
3.11 ^#35	Dion Lewis RB FA	Wahoos
3.12 ^#36	Tevin Coleman RB FA	Mohawks

Round 4
4.1 ^#37	Duke Johnson RB FA	Mohawks
4.2 ^#38	Kyle Rudolph TE FA	Lost Planet Airmen
4.3 ^#39	Chris Thompson RB FA	Mules From Mars
4.4 ^#40	Jimmy Garoppolo QB LAR	Reckless Riders
4.5 ^#41	Rex Burkhead RB FA	Obama is Muslim for Queer
4.6 ^#42	Michael Crabtree WR FA	The Vipers
4.7 ^#43	Devin Funchess WR FA	NYS Yankees
4.8 ^#44	Robert Woods WR PIT	Swamp Thing
4.9 ^#45	Sammy Watkins WR FA	Black Scorpions
4.10 ^#46	Marshawn Lynch RB FA	Snake Farts
4.11 ^#47	Chris Carson RB FA	All Terrorists are Muslims

Round 5
5.1 ^#48	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	All Terrorists are Muslims
5.2 ^#49	Jamaal Williams RB FA	Snake Farts
5.3 ^#50	Samaje Perine RB CIN	Black Scorpions
5.4 ^#51	Jack Doyle TE FA	Swamp Thing
5.5 ^#52	Pierre Garcon WR FA	NYS Yankees
5.6 ^#53	Jared Goff QB DET	The Vipers
5.7 ^#54	Bilal Powell RB FA	Obama is Muslim for Queer
5.8 ^#55	Corey Davis WR FA	Mules From Mars
5.9 ^#56	Aaron Jones RB MIN	Lost Planet Airmen
5.10 ^#57	Matt Bryant K FA	Mohawks

Round 6
6.1 ^#58	DeVante Parker WR FA	Mohawks
6.2 ^#59	Marlon Mack RB FA	Lost Planet Airmen
6.3 ^#60	Robbie Chosen WR FA	Mules From Mars
6.4 ^#61	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	Obama is Muslim for Queer
6.5 ^#62	Jordan Reed TE FA	The Vipers
6.6 ^#63	Sterling Shepard WR TB	NYS Yankees
6.7 ^#64	Jamison Crowder WR FA	Swamp Thing
6.8 ^#65	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	Black Scorpions
6.9 ^#66	Emmanuel Sanders WR FA	Snake Farts
6.10 ^#67	Kelvin Benjamin WR FA	All Terrorists are Muslims

Round 7
7.1 ^#68	William Fuller WR FA	All Terrorists are Muslims
7.2 ^#69	Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC	Snake Farts
7.3 ^#70	D'Onta Foreman RB FA	Black Scorpions
7.4 ^#71	Chris Hogan WR FA	Swamp Thing
7.5 ^#72	Marquise Goodwin WR FA	The Vipers
7.6 ^#73	Nelson Agholor WR FA	Obama is Muslim for Queer
7.7 ^#74	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	Mules From Mars
7.8 ^#75	Jameis Winston QB NYG	Lost Planet Airmen

Round 8
8.1 ^#76	Josh Doctson WR FA	Lost Planet Airmen
8.2 ^#77	Wayne Gallman RB FA	Mules From Mars
8.3 ^#78	Marcus Mariota QB WAS	Obama is Muslim for Queer
8.4 ^#79	Ameer Abdullah RB FA	The Vipers
8.5 ^#80	Marqise Lee WR FA	Swamp Thing
8.6 ^#81	Theo Riddick RB FA	Black Scorpions
8.7 ^#82	DeSean Jackson WR FA	Snake Farts
8.8 ^#83	Martavis Bryant WR FA	All Terrorists are Muslims

Round 9
9.1 ^#84	Eric Ebron TE FA	All Terrorists are Muslims
9.2 ^#85	Peyton Barber RB FA	Snake Farts
9.3 ^#86	Greg Zuerlein K FA	Black Scorpions
9.4 ^#87	Rishard Matthews WR FA	Swamp Thing
9.5 ^#88	Tarik Cohen RB FA	The Vipers
9.6 ^#89	Dan Bailey K FA	Obama is Muslim for Queer
9.7 ^#90	Jonathan Stewart RB FA	Mules From Mars
9.8 ^#91	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	Lost Planet Airmen

Round 10
10.1 ^#92	Tyler Eifert TE FA	Lost Planet Airmen
10.2 ^#93	Wil Lutz K DEN	Mules From Mars
10.3 ^#94	Randall Cobb WR FA	Obama is Muslim for Queer
10.4 ^#95	O.J. Howard TE FA	The Vipers
10.5 ^#96	Derek Carr QB FA	Swamp Thing
10.6 ^#97	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	Black Scorpions
10.7 ^#98	Mason Crosby K FA	Snake Farts
10.8 ^#99	Alex Smith QB FA	All Terrorists are Muslims

Round 11
11.1 ^#100	David Njoku TE CLE	All Terrorists are Muslims
11.2 ^#101	Ty Montgomery RB FA	Snake Farts
11.3 ^#102	James White RB FA	Swamp Thing
11.4 ^#103	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	The Vipers
11.5 ^#104	Giovani Bernard RB FA	Mules From Mars
11.6 ^#105	Jason Witten TE FA	Lost Planet Airmen

Round 12
12.1 ^#106	Adam Vinatieri K FA	Lost Planet Airmen
12.2 ^#107	Corey Coleman WR FA	The Vipers
12.3 ^#108	Matt Prater K FA	Swamp Thing
12.4 ^#109	Mohamed Sanu WR FA	All Terrorists are Muslims

Round 13
13.1 ^#110	LeGarrette Blount RB FA	Swamp Thing
13.2 ^#111	Blake Bortles QB FA	The Vipers
13.3 ^#112	Devontae Booker RB FA	Lost Planet Airmen

Round 14
14.1 ^#113	Jake Elliott K PHI	The Vipers

Round 15
15.1 ^#114	Dede Westbrook WR FA	The Vipers

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