1.1 RB – GB (11) Josh Jacobs | 1.2 RB – FA Leonard Fournette | 1.3 RB – DET (5) David Montgomery | 1.4 WR – CHI (6) DJ Moore | 1.5 WR – TEN (11) Calvin Ridley | 1.6 RB – FA Damien Williams | 1.7 RB – FA Sony Michel | 1.8 RB – BAL (8) Derrick Henry | 1.9 WR – FA Julian Edelman | 1.10 RB – FA Derrius Guice | 1.11 WR – FA Mike Williams | 1.12 WR – FA Tyler Boyd |
2.12 RB – FA Adrian Peterson | 2.11 WR – FA N'Keal Harry | 2.10 RB – KC (12) Kareem Hunt | 2.9 RB – DAL (8) Miles Sanders | 2.8 RB – WAS (10) Austin Ekeler | 2.7 WR – BUF (6) Curtis Samuel | 2.6 WR – FA William Fuller | 2.5 WR – FA Allen Robinson | 2.4 WR – TEN (11) Tyler Lockett | 2.3 WR – FA A.J. Green | 2.2 QB – FA Carson Wentz | 2.1 RB – FA Tarik Cohen |
3.1 TE – MIN (12) T.J. Hockenson | 3.2 WR – HOU (10) Christian Kirk | 3.3 | 3.4 WR – DEN (10) Courtland Sutton | 3.5 WR – FA Alshon Jeffery | 3.6 WR – FA Josh Gordon | 3.7 WR – SF (4) Robbie Chosen | 3.8 RB – FA Lamar Miller | 3.9 WR – TB (7) Sterling Shepard | 3.10 RB – FA Royce Freeman | 3.11 RB – FA Jordan Howard | 3.12 RB – FA Latavius Murray |
4.12 TE – FA Jared Cook | 4.11 WR – PIT (7) DK Metcalf | 4.10 WR – FA James Washington | 4.9 RB – FA Kalen Ballage | 4.8 RB – FA Matt Breida | 4.7 WR – SEA (11) Marquez Valdes-Scantling | 4.6 RB – FA Jaylen Samuels | 4.5 WR – FA Marvin Jones | 4.4 RB – FA Darrell Henderson | 4.3 WR – FA Sammy Watkins | 4.2 TE – FA Vance McDonald | 4.1 WR – FA Dede Westbrook |
5.1 D/ST – KC (12) Kansas City Chiefs | 5.2 QB – BAL (8) Lamar Jackson | 5.3 RB – NYG (11) Devin Singletary | 5.4 RB – FA Damien Harris | 5.5 RB – FA Duke Johnson | 5.6 D/ST – LAR (9) Los Angeles Rams | 5.7 WR – FA Emmanuel Sanders | 5.8 QB – FA Philip Rivers | 5.9 WR – FA DeSean Jackson | 5.10 D/ST – MIN (12) Minnesota Vikings | 5.11 RB – BAL (8) Justice Hill | 5.12 RB – FA Darwin Thompson |
6.12 WR – FA Mohamed Sanu | 6.11 RB – FA Ronald Jones | 6.10 RB – FA Dion Lewis | 6.9 TE – CIN (9) Noah Fant | 6.8 WR – FA Donte Moncrief | 6.7 RB – FA Jerick McKinnon | 6.6 RB – FA Ito Smith | 6.5 D/ST – HOU (10) Houston Texans | 6.4 RB – LAC (12) Nyheim Miller-Hines | 6.3 TE – NE (10) Austin Hooper | 6.2 RB – MIA (5) Alexander Mattison | 6.1 RB – TEN (11) Tony Pollard |
7.1 K – HOU (10) Ka'imi Fairbairn | 7.2 QB – NYG (11) Jameis Winston | 7.3 TE – FA Delanie Walker | 7.4 TE – FA Jordan Reed | 7.5 TE – BAL (8) Mark Andrews | 7.6 WR – BAL (8) Anthony Miller | 7.7 TE – FA Kyle Rudolph | 7.8 RB – FA Peyton Barber | 7.9 D/ST – JAC (10) Jacksonville Jaguars | 7.10 WR – FA Keke Coutee | 7.11 WR – FA Geronimo Allison | 7.12 WR – WAS (10) Michael Gallup |
8.12 K – FA Justin Tucker | 8.11 RB – FA LeSean McCoy | 8.10 WR – GB (11) Mecole Hardman | 8.9 WR – PHI (10) A.J. Brown | 8.8 WR – FA Albert Wilson | 8.7 TE – FA Jimmy Graham | 8.6 D/ST – BAL (8) Baltimore Ravens | 8.5 WR – FA John Brown | 8.4 TE – FA Trey Burton | 8.3 RB – FA Mike Davis | 8.2 QB – BUF (6) Josh Allen | 8.1 QB – BUF (6) Mitchell Trubisky |
9.1 D/ST – NO (9) New Orleans Saints | 9.2 K – FA Greg Zuerlein | 9.3 K – KC (12) Harrison Butker | 9.4 WR – WAS (10) Deebo Samuel | 9.5 D/ST – LAC (12) Los Angeles Chargers | 9.6 K – FA Stephen Gostkowski | 9.7 K – DEN (10) Wil Lutz | 9.8 K – FA Brett Maher | 9.9 RB – FA Justin Jackson | 9.10 K – FA Michael Badgley | 9.11 D/ST – CLE (7) Cleveland Browns | 9.12 D/ST – BUF (6) Buffalo Bills |
10.11 WR – FA Parris Campbell | 10.10 D/ST – DEN (10) Denver Broncos | 10.9 WR – FA Adam Humphries | 10.8 K – PHI (10) Jake Elliott | 10.7 K – FA Robbie Gould | 10.6 RB – FA Chris Thompson | 10.5 QB – LAR (9) Matthew Stafford | 10.4 WR – KC (12) Hollywood Brown | 10.3 K – FA Mason Crosby | 10.2 TE – FA Greg Olsen | 10.1 K – SEA (11) Jason Myers | |
11.1 WR – WAS (10) Terry McLaurin |
The current draft pick is 11.9 #129. 
Pisstolón is now drafting! 
The Pissbarkleys is on deck. The previous picks were
- 11.8 #128: Piss Knights selected
K MIA - 11.7 #127: PisssChamp selected
D/ST KC - 11.6 #126: Pissin' Thielen selected
RB CHI
