Drafts · Midwest Invasion 2025

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN	TRussell's Monsters
1.2 ^#2	Joe Burrow QB CIN	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
1.3 ^#3	Jalen Hurts QB PHI	Cornhole
1.4 ^#4	Saquon Barkley RB PHI	Perc Rodgers
1.5 ^#5	Bijan Robinson RB ATL	Let's Get Reed Tarded
1.6 ^#6	Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET	Back Bitches
1.7 ^#7	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	Taste My Rainbow
1.8 ^#8	Justin Jefferson WR MIN	Love Hurts
1.9 ^#9	Ashton Jeanty RB LV	Goff is Elite
1.10 ^#10	Christian McCaffrey RB SF	T-Mart

Round 2
2.1 ^#11	CeeDee Lamb WR DAL	T-Mart
2.2 ^#12	Derrick Henry RB BAL	Taj Mahal
2.3 ^#13	Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET	Goff is Elite
2.4 ^#14	Kyler Murray QB ARI	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
2.5 ^#15	Jonathan Taylor RB IND	Love Hurts
2.6 ^#16	Jared Goff QB DET	Taste My Rainbow
2.7 ^#17	De'Von Achane RB MIA	Back Bitches
2.8 ^#18	Josh Jacobs RB GB	Let's Get Reed Tarded
2.9 ^#19	Malik Nabers WR NYG	Perc Rodgers
2.10 ^#20	Nico Collins WR HOU	Cornhole
2.11 ^#21	Bucky Irving RB TB	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
2.12 ^#22	Kyren Williams RB LAR	TRussell's Monsters

Round 3
3.1 ^#23	Justin Herbert QB LAC	TRussell's Monsters
3.2 ^#24	Brock Bowers TE LV	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
3.3 ^#25	Puka Nacua WR LAR	Cornhole
3.4 ^#26	Drake London WR ATL	Perc Rodgers
3.5 ^#27	Caleb Williams QB CHI	Let's Get Reed Tarded
3.6 ^#28	Brock Purdy QB SF	Back Bitches
3.7 ^#29	Chase Brown RB CIN	Taste My Rainbow
3.8 ^#30	Dak Prescott QB DAL	Love Hurts
3.9 ^#31	A.J. Brown WR PHI	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
3.10 ^#32	C.J. Stroud QB HOU	Goff is Elite
3.11 ^#33	Alvin Kamara RB NO	Taj Mahal

Round 4
4.1 ^#34	Justin Fields QB NYJ	T-Mart
4.2 ^#35	Jordan Love QB GB	Taj Mahal
4.3 ^#36	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	Goff is Elite
4.4 ^#37	James Cook RB BUF	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
4.5 ^#38	Bryce Young QB CAR	Love Hurts
4.6 ^#39	Sam LaPorta TE DET	Taste My Rainbow
4.7 ^#40	Trey McBride TE ARI	Back Bitches
4.8 ^#41	Trevor Lawrence QB JAC	Let's Get Reed Tarded
4.9 ^#42	George Kittle TE SF	Perc Rodgers
4.10 ^#43	Kenneth Walker RB SEA	Cornhole
4.11 ^#44	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
4.12 ^#45	Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA	TRussell's Monsters

Round 5
5.1 ^#46	Tee Higgins WR CIN	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
5.2 ^#47	J.J. McCarthy QB MIN	Cornhole
5.3 ^#48	Marvin Harrison WR ARI	Perc Rodgers
5.4 ^#49	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	Let's Get Reed Tarded
5.5 ^#50	Mike Evans WR TB	Back Bitches
5.6 ^#51	Xavier Worthy WR KC	Taste My Rainbow
5.7 ^#52	Davante Adams WR LAR	Love Hurts
5.8 ^#53	Garrett Wilson WR NYJ	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
5.9 ^#54	Jameson Williams WR DET	Goff is Elite
5.10 ^#55	DJ Moore WR CHI	Taj Mahal
5.11 ^#56	Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR	T-Mart

Round 6
6.1 ^#57	Omarion Hampton RB LAC	T-Mart
6.2 ^#58	DK Metcalf WR PIT	Taj Mahal
6.3 ^#59	Aaron Jones RB MIN	Goff is Elite
6.4 ^#60	Travis Kelce TE KC	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
6.5 ^#61	James Conner RB ARI	Love Hurts
6.6 ^#62	DeVonta Smith WR PHI	Taste My Rainbow
6.7 ^#63	Travis Hunter WR/CB JAC	Back Bitches
6.8 ^#64	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	Let's Get Reed Tarded
6.9 ^#65	TreVeyon Henderson RB NE	Perc Rodgers
6.10 ^#66	D'Andre Swift RB CHI	Cornhole
6.11 ^#67	Breece Hall RB NYJ	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
6.12 ^#68	Isiah Pacheco RB KC	TRussell's Monsters

Round 7
7.1 ^#69	Mark Andrews TE BAL	TRussell's Monsters
7.2 ^#70	Zay Flowers WR BAL	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
7.3 ^#71	RJ Harvey RB DEN	Cornhole
7.4 ^#72	Cam Ward QB TEN	Perc Rodgers
7.5 ^#73	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	Let's Get Reed Tarded
7.6 ^#74	Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA	Back Bitches
7.7 ^#75	Tony Pollard RB TEN	Taste My Rainbow
7.8 ^#76	David Montgomery RB DET	Love Hurts
7.9 ^#77	George Pickens WR DAL	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
7.10 ^#78	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	Goff is Elite
7.11 ^#79	Jaylen Waddle WR MIA	Taj Mahal
7.12 ^#80	Rashee Rice WR KC	T-Mart

Round 8
8.1 ^#81	Emeka Egbuka WR TB	T-Mart
8.2 ^#82	Ricky Pearsall WR SF	Taj Mahal
8.3 ^#83	Travis Etienne RB JAC	Goff is Elite
8.4 ^#84	Aaron Rodgers QB PIT	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
8.5 ^#85	Sam Darnold QB SEA	Love Hurts
8.6 ^#86	Rome Odunze WR CHI	Taste My Rainbow
8.7 ^#87	Jerry Jeudy WR CLE	Back Bitches
8.8 ^#88	Zaire Franklin LB IND	Let's Get Reed Tarded
8.9 ^#89	Tyler Warren TE IND	Perc Rodgers
8.10 ^#90	Daniel Jones QB IND	Cornhole
8.11 ^#91	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
8.12 ^#92	Khalil Shakir WR BUF	TRussell's Monsters

Round 9
9.1 ^#93	J.K. Dobbins RB DEN	TRussell's Monsters
9.2 ^#94	David Njoku TE CLE	Cornhole
9.3 ^#95	Matthew Golden WR GB	Perc Rodgers
9.4 ^#96	Tucker Kraft TE GB	Let's Get Reed Tarded
9.5 ^#97	Jakobi Meyers WR JAC	Back Bitches
9.6 ^#98	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	Taste My Rainbow
9.7 ^#99	Roquan Smith LB BAL	Love Hurts
9.8 ^#100	Jaylen Warren RB PIT	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
9.9 ^#101	Evan Engram TE DEN	Taj Mahal
9.10 ^#102	Jordan Mason RB MIN	T-Mart

Round 10
10.1 ^#103	Dalton Kincaid TE BUF	T-Mart
10.2 ^#104	Russell Wilson QB NYG	Taj Mahal
10.3 ^#105	Colston Loveland TE CHI	Goff is Elite
10.4 ^#106	Fred Warner LB SF	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
10.5 ^#107	Jordan Addison WR MIN	Love Hurts
10.6 ^#108	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	Taste My Rainbow
10.7 ^#109	Tyrone Tracy RB NYG	Back Bitches
10.8 ^#110	Brandon Aubrey K DAL	Let's Get Reed Tarded
10.9 ^#111	Zach Charbonnet RB SEA	Cornhole
10.10 ^#112	Chris Olave WR NO	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
10.11 ^#113	Brian Branch S DET	TRussell's Monsters

Round 11
11.1 ^#114	Pat Bryant WR DEN	TRussell's Monsters
11.2 ^#115	Kaleb Johnson RB PIT	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
11.3 ^#116	Michael Pittman WR IND	Cornhole
11.4 ^#117	Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS	Perc Rodgers
11.5 ^#118	Jauan Jennings WR SF	Back Bitches
11.6 ^#119	Stefon Diggs WR NE	Taste My Rainbow
11.7 ^#120	Javonte Williams RB DAL	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
11.8 ^#121	Zack Baun LB PHI	Goff is Elite
11.9 ^#122	Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE	Taj Mahal
11.10 ^#123	Josh Downs WR IND	T-Mart

Round 12
12.1 ^#124	Joe Flacco QB CIN	T-Mart
12.2 ^#125	Cam Skattebo RB NYG	Taj Mahal
12.3 ^#126	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	Goff is Elite
12.4 ^#127	Chris Boswell K PIT	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
12.5 ^#128	Kyle Pitts TE ATL	Love Hurts
12.6 ^#129	Brenton Strange TE JAC	Taste My Rainbow
12.7 ^#130	Nick Chubb RB HOU	Back Bitches
12.8 ^#131	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	Let's Get Reed Tarded
12.9 ^#132	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	Perc Rodgers
12.10 ^#133	Jaxson Dart QB NYG	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
12.11 ^#134	Chase McLaughlin K TB	TRussell's Monsters

Round 13
13.1 ^#135	Jonnu Smith TE PIT	TRussell's Monsters
13.2 ^#136	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
13.3 ^#137	Chris Godwin WR TB	Cornhole
13.4 ^#138	Cameron Dicker K LAC	Perc Rodgers
13.5 ^#139	Foyesade Oluokun LB JAC	Let's Get Reed Tarded
13.6 ^#140	Keon Coleman WR BUF	Back Bitches
13.7 ^#141	Najee Harris RB LAC	Taste My Rainbow
13.8 ^#142	T.J. Edwards LB CHI	Love Hurts
13.9 ^#143	Joe Mixon RB HOU	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
13.10 ^#144	Spencer Rattler QB NO	Goff is Elite
13.11 ^#145	Darnell Mooney WR ATL	Taj Mahal
13.12 ^#146	Braelon Allen RB NYJ	T-Mart

Round 14
14.1 ^#147	Wil Lutz K DEN	T-Mart
14.2 ^#148	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	Taj Mahal
14.3 ^#149	Jerome Ford RB CLE	Goff is Elite
14.4 ^#150	Aidan Hutchinson EDR DET	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
14.5 ^#151	Tank Bigsby RB PHI	Love Hurts
14.6 ^#152	Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU	Taste My Rainbow
14.7 ^#153	Myles Garrett EDR CLE	Let's Get Reed Tarded
14.8 ^#154	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	Perc Rodgers
14.9 ^#155	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	Cornhole
14.10 ^#156	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
14.11 ^#157	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	TRussell's Monsters

Round 15
15.1 ^#158	Brian Robinson RB SF	TRussell's Monsters
15.2 ^#159	Harrison Butker K KC	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
15.3 ^#160	Trey Benson RB ARI	Cornhole
15.4 ^#161	Will Shipley RB PHI	Perc Rodgers
15.5 ^#162	Rashid Shaheed WR SEA	Let's Get Reed Tarded
15.6 ^#163	Jayden Higgins WR HOU	Back Bitches
15.7 ^#164	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Love Hurts
15.8 ^#165	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
15.9 ^#166	Raheem Mostert RB LV	Goff is Elite
15.10 ^#167	Jake Bates K DET	Taj Mahal
15.11 ^#168	San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	T-Mart

Round 16
16.1 ^#169	Marvin Mims WR DEN	T-Mart
16.2 ^#170	Jalen Milroe QB SEA	Taj Mahal
16.3 ^#171	Evan McPherson K CIN	Goff is Elite
16.4 ^#172	Jamien Sherwood LB NYJ	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
16.5 ^#173	Green Bay Packers D/ST GB	Love Hurts
16.6 ^#174	Ernest Jones LB SEA	Taste My Rainbow
16.7 ^#175	Matt Gay K FA	Back Bitches
16.8 ^#176	Ray Davis RB BUF	Let's Get Reed Tarded
16.9 ^#177	Alex Singleton LB DEN	Perc Rodgers
16.10 ^#178	Quinshon Judkins RB CLE	Cornhole
16.11 ^#179	Maxx Crosby EDR LV	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
16.12 ^#180	Rachaad White RB TB	TRussell's Monsters

Round 17
17.1 ^#181	Keenan Allen WR LAC	TRussell's Monsters
17.2 ^#182	Christian Kirk WR HOU	WHITE SOX ARE CHAMPS!
17.3 ^#183	Dylan Sampson RB CLE	Cornhole
17.4 ^#184	Dillon Gabriel QB CLE	Perc Rodgers
17.5 ^#185	Jake Ferguson TE DAL	Let's Get Reed Tarded
17.6 ^#186	Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI	Back Bitches
17.7 ^#187	Robert Spillane LB NE	Taste My Rainbow
17.8 ^#188	Daniel Carlson K LV	Love Hurts
17.9 ^#189	Budda Baker S ARI	Cuck Allen: Hailee spits, Lumuhh Swallows
17.10 ^#190	Detroit Lions D/ST DET	Goff is Elite
17.11 ^#191	Micah Parsons EDR GB	Taj Mahal
17.12 ^#192	Terrel Bernard LB BUF	T-Mart

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