Bijan Robinson
RB ATL (5)

Jacking off in Laporta Potty
traded for
Bijan Robinson
. Thu 12/18/25 11:11 PM

Brock Purdy
QB SF (14)

Jacking off in Laporta Potty
cut
Brock Purdy
. Thu 12/18/25 11:11 PM

Nico Collins
WR HOU (6)

Jacking off in Laporta Potty
traded for
Nico Collins
. Thu 12/18/25 11:11 PM

QJaylen Waddle
WR MIA (12)

Jacking off in Laporta Potty
traded for
Jaylen Waddle
. Thu 12/18/25 11:11 PM

Commish

Crashee Rice🥷
has executed a trade. Thu 12/18/25 10:59 PM

Woody Marks
RB HOU (6)

Justin tugger
cut
Woody Marks
. Thu 12/18/25 10:59 PM

Ashton Jeanty
RB LV (8)

Justin tugger
traded for
Ashton Jeanty
. Thu 12/18/25 10:59 PM

George Pickens
WR DAL (10)

Justin tugger
traded for
George Pickens
. Thu 12/18/25 10:59 PM

Nico Collins
WR HOU (6)

Spanker Gayfield
traded for
Nico Collins
. Thu 12/18/25 10:59 PM

Kansas City Chiefs
D/ST KC (10)

Crashee Rice🥷
added
Kansas City Chiefs
. Thu 12/18/25 6:28 PM

San Francisco 49ers
D/ST SF (14)

Crashee Rice🥷
cut
San Francisco 49ers
. Thu 12/18/25 6:28 PM

Michael Carter
RB ARI (8)

Jacking off in Laporta Potty
added
Michael Carter
. Thu 12/18/25 6:14 AM

IRDevin Neal
RB NO (11)

Jacking off in Laporta Potty
cut
Devin Neal
. Thu 12/18/25 6:14 AM

Tyler Allgeier
RB ATL (5)

Jacking off in Laporta Potty
claimed
Tyler Allgeier
, Total claims: 1. Wed 12/17/25 6:16 AM

Jalen Coker
WR CAR (14)

Jacking off in Laporta Potty
claimed
Jalen Coker
, Total claims: 1. Wed 12/17/25 6:16 AM

Commish

The commish has made use of Commish Powers to set the lineup of team
Spanker Gayfield
. Tue 12/16/25 1:23 AM