The Human Badasses · Turkey Bowl · NFL

Player		Week 17			Upcoming				Availability
The Human Badasses
Name		Opp	FPts		Week 18	Wild Card	Divisional			Status
Jaxson Dart QB NYG (14)		@LVW 34-10	27.15		DALW 34-17				Locked	QB
Brock Purdy QB SF (14)		CHIW 42-38	39.95		SEAL 3-13	@PHIW 23-19	@SEAL 6-41		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
Christian McCaffrey RB SF (14)		CHIW 42-38	26.1		SEAL 3-13	@PHIW 23-19	@SEAL 6-41		Locked	RB
De'Von Achane RB MIA (12)		TBW 20-17	12.7		@NEL 10-38				Locked	RB
Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE (14)		@NYJW 42-10	24.7		MIAW 38-10	LACW 16-3	HOUW 28-16		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Chase Brown RB CIN (10)		ARIW 37-14	27.6		CLEL 18-20				Locked	RB/WR/TE
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)		DETW 23-10	5		GBW 16-3				Locked	WR
Christian Watson WR GB (5)		BALL 24-41	19.8		@MINL 3-16	@CHIL 27-31			Locked	WR
Parker Washington WR JAC (8)		@INDW 23-17	15		TENW 41-7	BUFL 24-27			Locked	WR
Trey McBride TE ARI (8)		@CINL 14-37	18.6		@LARL 20-37				Locked	TE

Benched
Kirk Cousins QB FA (5)		LARW 27-24	10.4		NOW 19-17				Locked	BN
Tua Tagovailoa QB ATL (5)		LARW 27-24	—		NOW 19-17				Locked	BN
QJustin Fields QB KC (10)		DENL 13-20	—		@LVL 12-14				Locked	BN
Rico Dowdle RB PIT (14)		SEAL 10-27	7.8		@TBL 14-16	LARL 31-34			Locked	BN
Chuba Hubbard RB CAR (14)		SEAL 10-27	1.3		@TBL 14-16	LARL 31-34			Locked	BN
Michael Carter RB FA (8)		@CINL 14-37	5.3		@LARL 20-37				Locked	BN
Ollie Gordon RB MIA (12)		TBW 20-17	0		@NEL 10-38				Locked	BN
Davante Adams WR LAR (8)		@ATLL 24-27	—		ARIW 37-20	@CARW 34-31	@CHIW 20-17		Locked	BN
DK Metcalf WR PIT (5)		@CLEL 6-13	—		BALW 26-24	HOUL 6-30			Locked	BN
DeMario Douglas WR NE (14)		@NYJW 42-10	1.5		MIAW 38-10	LACW 16-3	HOUW 28-16		Locked	BN
QTory Horton WR SEA (8)		@CARW 27-10	—		@SFW 13-3		SFW 41-6		Locked	BN
Isaiah Bond WR CLE (9)		PITW 13-6	2.1		@CINW 20-18				Locked	BN
Dallas Goedert TE PHI (9)		@BUFW 13-12	8.3		WASL 17-24	SFL 19-23			Locked	BN
QTravis Hunter WR JAC (8)		@INDW 23-17	—		TENW 41-7	BUFL 24-27			Locked	BN

Taxi Squad
Tahj Brooks RB CIN (10)		ARIW 37-14	2.4		CLEL 18-20				Locked	TAXI
QDevin Neal RB NO (11)		@TENW 34-26	—		@ATLL 17-19				Locked	TAXI
QLuke McCaffrey WR WAS (12)		DALL 23-30	—		@PHIW 24-17				Locked	TAXI

Record

9-5

Points

1,937.2-1,626.1

Waiver Budget

$73

Rank

1

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Sun 12/28/25 12:03 PM

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Current

Roster

5 QB 1-24
8 RB 2-24
9 WR 3-24
2 TE 1-24
10 Start 10 max
3 TAXI 4 max
24 Active 24 max
27 Total 28 max

Keepers

15 Set / 28 Allowed