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| Pick | Player | Team |
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| 1.1 #1 | WR CIN | |
| 2.12 #24 | RB CIN | |
| 3.1 #25 | QB BUF | |
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| 1.2 #2 | RB PHI | |
| 2.11 #23 | WR LAR | |
| 3.2 #26 | TE SF | |
I’m Tank’ing | ||
| 1.3 #3 | RB DET | |
| 2.10 #22 | WR TB | |
| 3.3 #27 | WR SEA | |
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| 1.4 #4 | RB ATL | |
| 2.9 #21 | TE LV | |
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| 1.5 #5 | WR MIN | |
| 2.8 #20 | WR PHI | |
Michael Penis Jr. | ||
| 1.6 #6 | WR DAL | |
| 2.7 #19 | RB MIA | |
Time for a Snap! | ||
| 1.7 #7 | WR HOU | |
| 2.6 #18 | WR LAC | |
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| 1.8 #8 | WR DET | |
| 2.5 #17 | RB GB | |
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| 1.9 #9 | RB SF | |
| 2.4 #16 | RB IND | |
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| 1.10 #10 | RB BAL | |
| 2.3 #15 | WR ATL | |
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| 1.11 #11 | WR NYG | |
| 2.2 #14 | WR JAC | |
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| 1.12 #12 | WR LAR | |
| 2.1 #13 | RB LV | |