Drafts · Chonkville Donkers · NFL

Pick	Player	Team
Something Retarded
1.1 ^#1	Ashton Jeanty RB LV	Something Retarded

Hawk Tuah
1.2 ^#2	Omarion Hampton RB LAC	Hawk Tuah

The Stiffmeister
1.3 ^#3	Travis Hunter WR/CB JAC	The Stiffmeister

DAN
1.4 ^#4	Cam Ward QB TEN	DAN

Tua Deez Nuts
1.5 ^#5	TreVeyon Henderson RB NE	Tua Deez Nuts

Cracker of the Day
1.6 ^#6	Emeka Egbuka WR TB	Cracker of the Day