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| Pick | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|
| 1.1 #1 | RB LV | |
| 2.4 #15 | QB TEN | |
| 2.7 #18 | WR LAC | |
| 3.6 #27 | RB NO | |
Make America Gronk Again | ||
| 1.2 #2 | WR CAR | |
| 2.2 #13 | RB DAL | |
Drunk Drafting Kills | ||
| 1.3 #3 | RB NE | |
| 2.3 #14 | WR BAL | |
| 3.2 #23 | TE JAC | |
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| 1.4 #4 | RB LAC | |
| 1.7 #7 | WR GB | |
| 3.3 #24 | RB IND | |
| 4.2 #32 | RB PHI | |
Say Hello To My Kittle Friend | ||
| 1.5 #5 | RB DEN | |
| 4.3 #33 | WR NE | |
| 5.2 #38 | WR CAR | |
| 6.1 #41 | D/ST LAC | |
| 7.1 #42 | WR LV | |
| 8.1 #43 | TE TEN | |
| 9.1 #44 | RB BAL | |
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| 1.6 #6 | WR TB | |
| 2.1 #12 | TE IND | |
| 2.5 #16 | RB DAL | |
| 3.1 #22 | RB CLE | |
| 3.4 #25 | WR CHI | |
| 4.1 #31 | RB CAR | |
| 5.1 #37 | RB CHI | |
Dak Sucks | ||
| 1.8 #8 | RB PIT | |
Bad Mother Tucker | ||
| 1.9 #9 | RB NYG | |
| 2.8 #19 | WR DEN | |
| 2.10 #21 | D/ST HOU | |
| 3.7 #28 | D/ST BAL | |
| 4.5 #35 | K BUF | |
| 5.4 #40 | RB NE | |
The Jackson 9 | ||
| 1.10 #10 | WR JAC | |
| 2.9 #20 | RB JAC | |
| 3.8 #29 | RB BAL | |
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| 1.11 #11 | RB CLE | |
| 3.9 #30 | WR NE | |
| 4.6 #36 | RB KC | |
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| 2.6 #17 | TE CHI | |
| 3.5 #26 | WR HOU | |
| 4.4 #34 | D/ST LAR | |
| 5.3 #39 | RB DAL | |