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| Pick | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|
| 1.1 #1 | RB NYJ | |
| 2.8 #16 | TE DAL | |
| 3.10 #26 | RB CAR | |
| 4.8 #34 | QB FA | |
| 5.7 #41 | WR KC | |
LOVE hurts HERBERT the Pervert | ||
| 1.2 #2 | RB HOU | |
| 2.2 #10 | WR IND | |
| 3.2 #18 | WR BAL | |
| 4.1 #27 | WR DAL | |
| 5.1 #35 | RB NYG | |
HaHa Clinton-Dix | ||
| 1.3 #3 | TE CHI | |
| 2.1 #9 | RB LAR | |
| 3.1 #17 | WR DEN | |
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| 1.4 #4 | RB SF | |
| 2.3 #11 | RB GB | |
| 3.4 #20 | WR NYJ | |
| 4.3 #29 | RB HOU | |
| 5.3 #37 | RB PHI | |
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| 1.5 #5 | RB WAS | |
| 2.4 #12 | TE CLE | |
| 3.6 #22 | QB IND | |
| 4.5 #31 | TE JAC | |
Dan Gleesack | ||
| 1.6 #6 | WR PIT | |
| 2.5 #13 | WR LAC | |
| 3.7 #23 | TE CIN | |
Handies and BTJs | ||
| 1.7 #7 | TE TB | |
| 2.6 #14 | QB PIT | |
| 3.8 #24 | WR BUF | |
| 4.6 #32 | WR GB | |
| 5.5 #39 | QB CLE | |
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| 1.8 #8 | WR NYG | |
| 2.7 #15 | WR NE | |
| 3.9 #25 | RB BAL | |
| 4.7 #33 | WR GB | |
| 5.6 #40 | TE NO | |
Powder Blue Pill | ||
| 3.3 #19 | TE GB | |
| 4.2 #28 | TE TEN | |
| 5.2 #36 | RB LV | |
Big Bones | ||
| 3.5 #21 | WR GB | |
| 4.4 #30 | RB NE | |
| 5.4 #38 | RB PIT | |