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| Pick | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|
| 1.1 #1 | RB LV | |
| 1.4 #4 | WR JAC | |
| 1.6 #6 | WR CAR | |
Powder Blue Pill | ||
| 1.2 #2 | RB LAC | |
| 1.10 #10 | WR TB | |
| 2.4 #14 | TE NYJ | |
| 3.4 #24 | WR KC | |
| 4.4 #34 | RB LAR | |
Handies and BTJs | ||
| 1.3 #3 | RB NE | |
| 3.3 #23 | WR HOU | |
| 4.3 #33 | QB SEA | |
| 4.10 #40 | RB CAR | |
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| 1.5 #5 | QB TEN | |
| 1.9 #9 | TE CHI | |
| 2.5 #15 | WR HOU | |
| 2.6 #16 | WR LV | |
| 3.5 #25 | RB JAC | |
| 4.5 #35 | TE SEA | |
Big Bones | ||
| 1.7 #7 | RB CLE | |
| 2.3 #13 | WR GB | |
| 2.7 #17 | RB NYG | |
| 3.7 #27 | QB CLE | |
| 4.7 #37 | WR CAR | |
Dan Gleesack | ||
| 1.8 #8 | RB PIT | |
| 2.8 #18 | WR CHI | |
| 3.8 #28 | RB DAL | |
| 4.8 #38 | WR TEN | |
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| 2.1 #11 | RB DEN | |
| 3.6 #26 | WR TEN | |
| 3.10 #30 | QB NO | |
| 4.6 #36 | RB CHI | |
LOVE hurts HERBERT the Pervert | ||
| 2.2 #12 | TE IND | |
| 3.2 #22 | RB IND | |
| 4.2 #32 | RB CLE | |
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| 2.9 #19 | WR LAC | |
| 3.9 #29 | TE LAR | |
| 4.9 #39 | WR DEN | |
HaHa Clinton-Dix | ||
| 2.10 #20 | QB NYG | |
| 3.1 #21 | WR NE | |
| 4.1 #31 | RB NO | |