Drafts · Picked Six

Pick	Player	Team
Mighty Morphin Bowers Rangers
1.1 ^#1	Jahdae Barron CB DEN	Mighty Morphin Bowers Rangers
2.1 ^#14	Brian Branch S DET	Mighty Morphin Bowers Rangers

Maye Cause Drowsiness
1.2 ^#2	Cooper DeJean DB PHI	Maye Cause Drowsiness

No Punt Intended
1.3 ^#3	Devon Witherspoon CB SEA	No Punt Intended

Ditka in your Butkus
1.4 ^#4	Cam Taylor-Britt CB CIN	Ditka in your Butkus

RodgersDoesn'tOwnUs, RodgersDoesn'tOwnUs, RodgersDoesn'tOwnUs, RodgersDoesn'tOwnUs
1.5 ^#5	Pat Surtain CB DEN	RodgersDoesn'tOwnUs, RodgersDoesn'tOwnUs, RodgersDoesn'tOwnUs, Rodg...

Nabers think i’m selling dope
1.6 ^#6	Byron Murphy CB MIN	Nabers think i’m selling dope

I've got a good Thielen
1.7 ^#7	Keisean Nixon CB GB	I've got a good Thielen

Garretteed Satisfaction ✈️✈️✈️
1.8 ^#8	Darius Slay CB BUF	Garretteed Satisfaction ✈️✈️✈️

McConkey Kong Country ✈️✈️✈️
1.9 ^#9	Marlon Humphrey CB BAL	McConkey Kong Country ✈️✈️✈️

My Penix is bigger than yours
1.10 ^#10	Derek Stingley CB HOU	My Penix is bigger than yours

Mahomes Alone
1.11 ^#11	Jaylon Jones CB IND	Mahomes Alone

Drake It ‘Til You Make It
1.12 ^#12	Ja'Quan McMillian CB DEN	Drake It ‘Til You Make It

Alex’s empty trophy cabinet
1.13 ^#13	Carson Schwesinger LB CLE	Alex’s empty trophy cabinet