Drafts · Arrested Development

Pick	Player	Team
The Never Nudes
1.1 ^#1	Ashton Jeanty RB LV	The Never Nudes
1.12 ^#12	Tyler Warren TE IND	The Never Nudes
2.1 ^#13	Jaxson Dart QB NYG	The Never Nudes
2.3 ^#15	Luther Burden WR CHI	The Never Nudes
2.12 ^#24	Kyle Williams WR NE	The Never Nudes
3.3 ^#27	Jarquez Hunter RB LAR	The Never Nudes
4.2 ^#38	Jordan James RB SF	The Never Nudes

Bob Loblaw
1.2 ^#2	Omarion Hampton RB LAC	Bob Loblaw
1.3 ^#3	Travis Hunter WR JAC	Bob Loblaw
1.5 ^#5	TreVeyon Henderson RB NE	Bob Loblaw
2.2 ^#14	Kaleb Johnson RB PIT	Bob Loblaw
2.5 ^#17	Cam Skattebo RB NYG	Bob Loblaw
3.2 ^#26	Jalen Milroe QB SEA	Bob Loblaw
4.1 ^#37	DJ Giddens RB IND	Bob Loblaw

We Demand To Be Taken Seriously
1.4 ^#4	Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR	We Demand To Be Taken Seriously
2.8 ^#20	Jaydon Blue RB DAL	We Demand To Be Taken Seriously
3.1 ^#25	Tyler Shough QB NO	We Demand To Be Taken Seriously
3.4 ^#28	Devin Neal RB NO	We Demand To Be Taken Seriously
4.5 ^#41	Brashard Smith RB KC	We Demand To Be Taken Seriously

Boxy Vulva
1.6 ^#6	Quinshon Judkins RB CLE	Boxy Vulva
2.6 ^#18	Tre' Harris WR LAC	Boxy Vulva
3.9 ^#33	Terrance Ferguson TE LAR	Boxy Vulva
4.6 ^#42	Jalen Royals WR KC	Boxy Vulva

Tobias Funke MD: Analrapist
1.7 ^#7	Cam Ward QB TEN	Tobias Funke MD: Analrapist
2.7 ^#19	Shedeur Sanders QB CLE	Tobias Funke MD: Analrapist
3.7 ^#31	Trevor Etienne RB CAR	Tobias Funke MD: Analrapist
4.7 ^#43	Harold Fannin TE CLE	Tobias Funke MD: Analrapist

Her?
1.8 ^#8	Colston Loveland TE CHI	Her?
3.8 ^#32	Pat Bryant WR DEN	Her?
4.8 ^#44	Quinn Ewers QB MIA	Her?

PopPop in the Attic
1.9 ^#9	Emeka Egbuka WR TB	PopPop in the Attic
2.9 ^#21	Jack Bech WR LV	PopPop in the Attic
4.9 ^#45	Tahj Brooks RB CIN	PopPop in the Attic

I hear the jury’s still out on science
1.10 ^#10	Matthew Golden WR GB	I hear the jury’s still out on science
2.10 ^#22	Mason Taylor TE NYJ	I hear the jury’s still out on science
3.10 ^#34	Kyle Monangai RB CHI	I hear the jury’s still out on science
4.10 ^#46	Will Howard QB PIT	I hear the jury’s still out on science

The Featherbottoms
1.11 ^#11	RJ Harvey RB DEN	The Featherbottoms
2.11 ^#23	Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC	The Featherbottoms
3.11 ^#35	Jaylin Noel WR HOU	The Featherbottoms
4.11 ^#47	Elic Ayomanor WR TEN	The Featherbottoms

Loose Seals
2.4 ^#16	Jayden Higgins WR HOU	Loose Seals
3.5 ^#29	Dylan Sampson RB CLE	Loose Seals
4.3 ^#39	Ollie Gordon RB MIA	Loose Seals

Frozen Bananas
3.6 ^#30	Elijah Arroyo TE SEA	Frozen Bananas

G.O.B.
3.12 ^#36	Woody Marks RB HOU	G.O.B.
4.4 ^#40	Savion Williams WR GB	G.O.B.
4.12 ^#48	Dont'e Thornton WR LV	G.O.B.

The Never Nudes

Bob Loblaw

We Demand To Be Taken Seriously

Boxy Vulva

Tobias Funke MD: Analrapist

Her?

PopPop in the Attic

I hear the jury’s still out on science

The Featherbottoms

Loose Seals

Frozen Bananas

G.O.B.