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| Pick | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|
| 1.1 #1 | RB LV | |
| 1.6 #6 | WR CAR | |
| 1.7 #7 | WR JAC | |
| 1.8 #8 | WR TB | |
| 1.11 #11 | TE CHI | |
| 1.13 #13 | QB NYG | |
| 2.1 #15 | RB DEN | |
| 2.6 #20 | WR NE | |
| 2.14 #28 | QB SEA | |
| 3.3 #31 | WR LV | |
| 3.4 #32 | WR LV | |
| 3.6 #34 | WR SEA | |
| 4.3 #45 | WR HOU | |
| 4.4 #46 | RB IND | |
| 5.6 #62 | QB CLE | |
Fumbleitis | ||
| 1.2 #2 | RB LAC | |
| 2.2 #16 | TE NYJ | |
| 4.2 #44 | RB CIN | |
| 5.1 #57 | WR GB | |
| 5.8 #64 | RB TEN | |
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| 1.3 #3 | RB NE | |
| 1.4 #4 | QB TEN | |
| 1.10 #10 | RB PIT | |
| 2.8 #22 | QB NO | |
| 5.11 #67 | WR TEN | |
SARSStock | ||
| 1.5 #5 | TE IND | |
| 2.5 #19 | RB NYG | |
| 3.5 #33 | TE LAR | |
| 4.5 #47 | TE TEN | |
| 5.5 #61 | WR NYJ | |
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| 1.9 #9 | RB CLE | |
| 2.9 #23 | TE CLE | |
| 3.9 #37 | RB LAR | |
| 4.9 #51 | RB CAR | |
| 5.9 #65 | WR DET | |
InfluWentza | ||
| 1.12 #12 | WR GB | |
| 1.14 #14 | WR CHI | |
| 2.12 #26 | WR LAC | |
| 3.12 #40 | WR KC | |
| 4.6 #48 | QB MIA | |
| 4.12 #54 | RB FA | |
| 5.12 #68 | RB DAL | |
| 5.13 #69 | TE CAR | |
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| 2.3 #17 | WR HOU | |
| 2.7 #21 | TE SEA | |
| 2.13 #27 | RB CHI | |
| 3.1 #29 | WR TEN | |
| 3.7 #35 | RB WAS | |
| 3.11 #39 | WR DET | |
| 3.13 #41 | WR LAC | |
| 4.1 #43 | RB HOU | |
| 5.3 #59 | QB PIT | |
Lord have MRSA 🏆 | ||
| 2.4 #18 | RB JAC | |
| 3.14 #42 | RB KC | |
| 4.14 #56 | RB JAC | |
| 5.7 #63 | WR CAR | |
| 5.14 #70 | WR TEN | |
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| 2.10 #24 | QB CLE | |
| 3.10 #38 | RB CLE | |
| 4.10 #52 | TE LAC | |
| 5.10 #66 | WR TB | |
Hurts running into Wallers | ||
| 2.11 #25 | RB MIA | |
| 4.11 #53 | RB NO | |
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| 3.2 #30 | RB DAL | |
| 4.13 #55 | WR WAS | |
| 5.2 #58 | WR SF | |
| 5.4 #60 | RB WAS | |
Mcphy Swatter | ||
| 3.8 #36 | WR DEN | |
| 4.8 #50 | RB SF | |
CreamySteelers | ||
| 4.7 #49 | WR NE | |