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Commish

has executed a trade.

Wed 8/27/25 7:52 PM

2025 `3rd` round pick

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traded for 2025 3rd round pick.

Wed 8/27/25 7:52 PM

2026 `1st` round pick

Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz

traded for 2026 1st round pick.

Wed 8/27/25 7:52 PM

2025 `1st` round pick

Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz

traded for 2025 1st round pick.

Wed 8/27/25 7:52 PM

C.J. Stroud
QB HOU (6)

Mr. Squeaky Clean Butthole

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Wed 8/27/25 7:52 PM

James Cook
RB BUF (7)

Mr. Squeaky Clean Butthole

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Wed 8/27/25 7:52 PM

DK Metcalf
WR PIT (5)

Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz

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Wed 8/27/25 7:52 PM

Los Angeles Chargers
D/ST LAC (12)

Mr. Squeaky Clean Butthole

Los Angeles Chargers

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Wed 8/27/25 7:52 PM

Pittsburgh Steelers
D/ST PIT (5)

Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz

Pittsburgh Steelers

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Wed 8/27/25 7:52 PM

Commish

Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz

has changed the draft time to Wed 8/27/25 9:00 PM.

Tue 8/26/25 8:03 PM

Commish

Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz

has executed a trade.

Sat 8/16/25 9:16 PM

Chase Brown
RB CIN (10)

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Sat 8/16/25 9:16 PM

Jaylen Warren
RB PIT (5)

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Sat 8/16/25 9:16 PM

QNico Collins
WR HOU (6)

Madame Kamay's Philippino Palace

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Sat 8/16/25 9:16 PM

Commish

Try Not to Suck?

has executed a trade.

Fri 8/15/25 8:33 PM

Brian Thomas
WR JAC (8)

Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz

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Fri 8/15/25 8:33 PM