Jayden Reed
WR GB (5)

Diesel Jesus & The Dick Squad
placed
Jayden Reed
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/30/25 10:33 AM

Julian Love
S SEA (8)

Diesel Jesus & The Dick Squad
activated
Julian Love
from the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/30/25 10:33 AM

Matthew Stafford
QB LAR (8)

EJ & The Chaos Monsters
added
Matthew Stafford
. Sun 9/28/25 11:16 AM

Russell Wilson
QB FA

EJ & The Chaos Monsters
cut
Russell Wilson
. Sun 9/28/25 11:16 AM

QNajee Harris
RB FA

Diesel Jesus & The Dick Squad
placed
Najee Harris
on the Injured Reserve. Sun 9/28/25 11:05 AM

Brock Purdy
QB SF (14)

Diesel Jesus & The Dick Squad
activated
Brock Purdy
from the Injured Reserve. Sun 9/28/25 11:05 AM

QJayden Daniels
QB WAS (12)

Public Nudity Pornographers
placed
Jayden Daniels
on the Injured Reserve. Fri 9/26/25 4:51 PM

Minkah Fitzpatrick
S NYJ (9)

bitches get stitches
added
Minkah Fitzpatrick
. Thu 9/25/25 4:37 PM

Chamarri Conner
S KC (10)

bitches get stitches
cut
Chamarri Conner
. Thu 9/25/25 4:37 PM

Keenan Allen
WR FA

bitches get stitches
added
Keenan Allen
. Thu 9/25/25 4:35 PM

Jerry Jeudy
WR CLE (9)

bitches get stitches
cut
Jerry Jeudy
. Thu 9/25/25 4:35 PM

Jordan Stout
P NYG (14)

bitches get stitches
added
Jordan Stout
. Thu 9/25/25 4:35 PM

Bryan Anger
P DAL (10)

bitches get stitches
cut
Bryan Anger
. Thu 9/25/25 4:35 PM

Quay Walker
LB LV (8)

bitches get stitches
added
Quay Walker
. Thu 9/25/25 4:34 PM

Kaden Elliss
LB NO (11)

bitches get stitches
cut
Kaden Elliss
. Thu 9/25/25 4:34 PM

Quentin Johnston
WR LAC (12)

Public Nudity Pornographers
added
Quentin Johnston
. Thu 9/25/25 10:26 AM