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QWill Johnson
CB ARI (8)

Conniving Bastard
placed
Will Johnson
on the Taxi Squad. Wed 10/8/25 7:18 PM

Jason Marshall
CB MIA (12)

Conniving Bastard
placed
Jason Marshall
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 10/8/25 7:18 PM

Jermaine Johnson
EDR NYJ (9)

Conniving Bastard
activated
Jermaine Johnson
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 10/8/25 7:18 PM

IRStorm Duck
CB MIA (12)

Conniving Bastard
activated
Storm Duck
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 10/8/25 7:18 PM

Amar Johnson
RB LAC (12)

Biggus Dickus
added
Amar Johnson
. Wed 10/8/25 5:02 PM

Grant Calcaterra
TE PHI (9)

Biggus Dickus
cut
Grant Calcaterra
. Wed 10/8/25 5:02 PM

Danny Stutsman
LB NO (11)

The Life of Brian
activated
Danny Stutsman
from the Taxi Squad. Wed 10/8/25 2:24 PM

Velus Jones
WR SEA (8)

The Life of Brian
cut
Velus Jones
. Wed 10/8/25 2:24 PM

OUTRyan Flournoy
WR DAL (10)

Flowery Twats
put
Ryan Flournoy
on the trading block. Wed 10/8/25 1:36 PM

Kelee Ringo
CB PHI (9)

The Life of Brian
added
Kelee Ringo
. Wed 10/8/25 12:45 PM

Shemar Stewart
EDR CIN (10)

The Life of Brian
activated
Shemar Stewart
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 10/8/25 12:45 PM

SUSDerick Hall
EDR SEA (8)

The Life of Brian
cut
Derick Hall
. Wed 10/8/25 12:45 PM

Ameer Abdullah
RB IND (11)

The Trojan Rabbit
added
Ameer Abdullah
. Wed 10/8/25 11:17 AM

Lil'Jordan Humphrey
WR DEN (12)

The Trojan Rabbit
cut
Lil'Jordan Humphrey
. Wed 10/8/25 11:17 AM

Damontae Kazee
S DET (8)

The Trojan Rabbit
activated
Damontae Kazee
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 10/8/25 11:16 AM

CeeDee Lamb
WR DAL (10)

The Trojan Rabbit
activated
CeeDee Lamb
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 10/8/25 11:16 AM