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IRKris Jenkins
IL CIN (10)

a Newt?...i got Better!
cut
Kris Jenkins
. Tue 11/11/25 4:11 PM

Jalen Royals
WR KC (10)

a Newt?...i got Better!
activated
Jalen Royals
from the Injured Reserve. Tue 11/11/25 4:10 PM

Cooper Rush
QB BAL (7)

a Newt?...i got Better!
placed
Cooper Rush
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 11/11/25 4:10 PM

Elijah Ponder
EDR NE (14)

a Newt?...i got Better!
activated
Elijah Ponder
from the Taxi Squad. Tue 11/11/25 4:10 PM

IRHunter Wohler
S IND (11)

a Newt?...i got Better!
placed
Hunter Wohler
on the Taxi Squad. Tue 11/11/25 4:10 PM

IRHunter Wohler
S IND (11)

a Newt?...i got Better!
activated
Hunter Wohler
from the Injured Reserve. Tue 11/11/25 4:10 PM

Christian Elliss
LB NE (14)

a Newt?...i got Better!
placed
Christian Elliss
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 11/11/25 4:10 PM

Tim Jones
WR JAC (8)

Biggus Dickus
cut
Tim Jones
. Tue 11/11/25 2:14 PM

Allen Lazard
WR FA

ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ
placed
Allen Lazard
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 11/11/25 7:18 AM

Nolan Smith
EDR PHI (9)

ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ
activated
Nolan Smith
from the Injured Reserve. Tue 11/11/25 7:18 AM

Elijah Mitchell
RB NE (14)

Knights Who Say »Ni«
activated
Elijah Mitchell
from the Injured Reserve. Tue 11/11/25 6:35 AM

OUTAnthony Gould
WR IND (11)

Knights Who Say »Ni«
placed
Anthony Gould
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 11/11/25 6:35 AM

Jacoby Brissett
QB ARI (8)

Flowery Twats
put
Jacoby Brissett
on the trading block. Mon 11/10/25 1:23 PM

IRGarrett Wilson
WR NYJ (9)

Venezuelan beaver cheese**
activated
Garrett Wilson
from the Injured Reserve. Sun 11/9/25 11:16 AM

IRL'Jarius Sneed
CB TEN (10)

Venezuelan beaver cheese**
placed
L'Jarius Sneed
on the Injured Reserve. Sun 11/9/25 11:16 AM

QTyler Goodson
RB IND (11)

Biggus Dickus
added
Tyler Goodson
. Sun 11/9/25 9:03 AM