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Jaylon Johnson
CB CHI (5)

Holy Hand Grenade
added
Jaylon Johnson
. Fri 11/21/25 10:17 PM

Tyler Conklin
TE LAC (12)

Holy Hand Grenade
cut
Tyler Conklin
. Fri 11/21/25 10:16 PM

OUTCaelen Carson
CB DAL (10)

Holy Hand Grenade
added
Caelen Carson
. Fri 11/21/25 10:16 PM

IRMarShawn Lloyd
RB GB (5)

Holy Hand Grenade
placed
MarShawn Lloyd
on the Injured Reserve. Fri 11/21/25 4:03 PM

Dareke Young
WR SEA (8)

Holy Hand Grenade
cut
Dareke Young
. Fri 11/21/25 4:03 PM

Jermar Jefferson
RB ARI (8)

The Bishop
added
Jermar Jefferson
. Fri 11/21/25 3:45 PM

Joe Burrow
QB CIN (10)

The bright side
activated
Joe Burrow
from the Injured Reserve. Fri 11/21/25 1:32 PM

IRCarson Wentz
QB MIN (6)

The bright side
placed
Carson Wentz
on the Injured Reserve. Fri 11/21/25 1:32 PM

2027 4th round pick

Biggus Dickus
traded for 2027 4th round pick. Thu 11/20/25 8:00 PM

2026 2nd round pick

Eric the Half a Bee
traded for 2026 2nd round pick. Thu 11/20/25 8:00 PM

IRDevaughn Vele
WR NO (11)

Biggus Dickus
traded for
Devaughn Vele
. Thu 11/20/25 8:00 PM

JuJu Smith-Schuster
WR KC (10)

Eric the Half a Bee
traded for
JuJu Smith-Schuster
. Thu 11/20/25 8:00 PM

IRJack Kiser
LB JAC (8)

Conniving Bastard
placed
Jack Kiser
on the Taxi Squad. Thu 11/20/25 6:48 PM

QWill Johnson
CB ARI (8)

Conniving Bastard
activated
Will Johnson
from the Taxi Squad. Thu 11/20/25 6:48 PM

Bam Martin-Scott
LB CAR (14)

Conniving Bastard
added
Bam Martin-Scott
. Thu 11/20/25 6:47 PM

Brady Russell
TE SEA (8)

Conniving Bastard
cut
Brady Russell
. Thu 11/20/25 6:47 PM