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Jordan Addison
WR MIN (6)

Norwegian Blue
activated
Jordan Addison
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/10/25 5:30 AM

Rasul Douglas
CB MIA (12)

Norwegian Blue
cut
Rasul Douglas
. Wed 9/10/25 5:29 AM

IRCarson Wentz
QB MIN (6)

Norwegian Blue
cut
Carson Wentz
. Wed 9/10/25 5:28 AM

JuJu Smith-Schuster
WR KC (10)

Biggus Dickus
put
JuJu Smith-Schuster
on the trading block. Wed 9/10/25 1:36 AM

Grant Calcaterra
TE PHI (9)

Biggus Dickus
removed
Grant Calcaterra
from the trading block. Wed 9/10/25 1:35 AM

Konata Mumpfield
WR LAR (8)

Biggus Dickus
activated
Konata Mumpfield
from the Taxi Squad. Wed 9/10/25 1:11 AM

Shemar James
LB DAL (10)

No Riff-Raff please!
placed
Shemar James
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/9/25 9:54 PM

IREd Oliver
IL BUF (7)

No Riff-Raff please!
put
Ed Oliver
on the trading block. Tue 9/9/25 9:53 PM

Case Keenum
QB CHI (5)

The Life of Brian
placed
Case Keenum
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/9/25 7:57 PM

Jaylon Johnson
CB CHI (5)

The Life of Brian
activated
Jaylon Johnson
from the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/9/25 7:57 PM

IRJalin Conyers
TE MIA (12)

a Newt?...i got Better!
placed
Jalin Conyers
on the Taxi Squad. Tue 9/9/25 6:25 PM

IRKevin Winston
S TEN (10)

a Newt?...i got Better!
placed
Kevin Winston
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/9/25 6:25 PM

Christian Gonzalez
CB NE (14)

The Trojan Rabbit
placed
Christian Gonzalez
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/9/25 2:29 PM

Jaylon Johnson
CB CHI (5)

The Life of Brian
placed
Jaylon Johnson
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/9/25 11:46 AM

Karl Brooks
IL GB (5)

Knights Who Say »Ni«
cut
Karl Brooks
. Tue 9/9/25 8:40 AM

Gunnar Helm
TE TEN (10)

Knights Who Say »Ni«
activated
Gunnar Helm
from the Taxi Squad. Tue 9/9/25 8:40 AM