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Jackson Hawes
TE BUF (7)

Flowery Twats
added
Jackson Hawes
. Thu 9/11/25 1:12 PM

OUTKyle Kennard
EDR LAC (12)

Flowery Twats
placed
Kyle Kennard
on the Taxi Squad. Thu 9/11/25 1:12 PM

OUTQue Robinson
EDR DEN (12)

Flowery Twats
cut
Que Robinson
. Thu 9/11/25 1:11 PM

Christian Gonzalez
CB NE (14)

The Trojan Rabbit
activated
Christian Gonzalez
from the Injured Reserve. Thu 9/11/25 12:06 PM

Jalen Reagor
WR FA

The Trojan Rabbit
activated
Jalen Reagor
from the Injured Reserve. Thu 9/11/25 12:06 PM

OUTTyler Conklin
TE LAC (12)

Holy Hand Grenade
claimed
Tyler Conklin
, Total claims: 3. Thu 9/11/25 12:03 PM

OUTTershawn Wharton
IL CAR (14)

Holy Hand Grenade
cut
Tershawn Wharton
. Thu 9/11/25 12:03 PM

IRDeAndre Carter
WR CLE (9)

Arthur - King of the Britons
added
DeAndre Carter
. Thu 9/11/25 11:32 AM

OUTMaason Smith
IL JAC (8)

Arthur - King of the Britons
cut
Maason Smith
. Thu 9/11/25 11:32 AM

Dawuane Smoot
EDR JAC (8)

Arthur - King of the Britons
added
Dawuane Smoot
. Thu 9/11/25 11:27 AM

Beanie Bishop
CB NO (11)

Arthur - King of the Britons
cut
Beanie Bishop
. Thu 9/11/25 11:27 AM

Pat Freiermuth
TE PIT (5)

Biggus Dickus
put
Pat Freiermuth
on the trading block. Thu 9/11/25 5:42 AM

James Houston
EDR DAL (10)

The Bridge Keeper
added
James Houston
. Thu 9/11/25 5:20 AM

Robbie Ouzts
TE SEA (8)

The Bridge Keeper
cut
Robbie Ouzts
. Thu 9/11/25 5:20 AM

Jermaine Burton
WR FA

Conniving Bastard
activated
Jermaine Burton
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/10/25 5:56 PM

Hunter Luepke
RB DAL (10)

Conniving Bastard
cut
Hunter Luepke
. Wed 9/10/25 5:56 PM