Becauseiwasinverted | ||
| Pick | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|
| 1.1 #1 | RB LV | |
| 1.10 #10 | RB PIT | |
| 2.1 #15 | TE CHI | |
| 3.1 #29 | WR HOU | |
| 5.2 #58 | RB CIN | |
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| 1.2 #2 | RB LAC | |
| 2.2 #16 | RB CLE | |
| 2.10 #24 | WR LV | |
| 4.1 #43 | QB PIT | |
| 5.1 #57 | WR SF | |
You Had Me at Scumbag | ||
| 1.3 #3 | WR/CB JAC | |
| 2.3 #17 | WR TB | |
| 2.12 #26 | QB NO | |
| 3.3 #31 | RB NO | |
| 4.3 #45 | WR DET | |
| 5.3 #59 | WR CAR | |
HolyRastus | ||
| 1.4 #4 | WR CAR | |
| 1.14 #14 | RB JAC | |
| 2.4 #18 | WR HOU | |
| 3.2 #30 | RB LAR | |
| 3.4 #32 | RB HOU | |
| 3.10 #38 | RB CAR | |
| 4.4 #46 | QB CLE | |
| 5.4 #60 | EDR ATL | |
ASSASSINS | ||
| 1.5 #5 | QB TEN | |
| 2.5 #19 | WR CHI | |
| 3.5 #33 | WR DEN | |
| 4.5 #47 | RB KC | |
| 4.10 #52 | RB WAS | |
| 5.5 #61 | LB CLE | |
| 5.10 #66 | EDR SF | |
Flaming Metrics Darlings | ||
| 1.6 #6 | RB NE | |
| 2.6 #20 | WR NE | |
| 2.8 #22 | QB SEA | |
| 3.6 #34 | RB SF | |
| 3.8 #36 | TE CLE | |
| 4.6 #48 | S SEA | |
| 5.6 #62 | S PIT | |
First round back to back qbs | ||
| 1.7 #7 | RB CLE | |
| 2.7 #21 | WR LAC | |
| 3.7 #35 | TE NYJ | |
| 4.2 #44 | RB MIA | |
| 4.7 #49 | QB MIA | |
| 5.7 #63 | RB PHI | |
StrangeLoveBurns | ||
| 1.8 #8 | TE IND | |
| 1.13 #13 | RB NYG | |
| 4.8 #50 | LB PHI | |
| 5.8 #64 | LB MIA | |
A, B, CeeDeE, F-you | ||
| 1.9 #9 | RB DEN | |
| 2.9 #23 | RB DAL | |
| 3.9 #37 | RB IND | |
| 4.9 #51 | WR GB | |
| 5.9 #65 | IL CLE | |
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| 1.11 #11 | WR GB | |
| 2.11 #25 | TE SEA | |
| 3.11 #39 | WR KC | |
| 4.11 #53 | RB CHI | |
| 5.11 #67 | RB ARI | |
Yippy kai yay mother huker | ||
| 1.12 #12 | QB NYG | |
| 3.12 #40 | WR SEA | |
| 4.12 #54 | WR WAS | |
| 5.12 #68 | QB DAL | |
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| 2.13 #27 | EDR NYG | |
| 3.13 #41 | WR TEN | |
| 4.13 #55 | S BAL | |
| 5.13 #69 | WR LAC | |
Better off beatin off again | ||
| 2.14 #28 | QB CLE | |
| 3.14 #42 | TE LAR | |
| 4.14 #56 | TE LAC | |
| 5.14 #70 | WR LV | |