Hardly Worth the Eifert · S.L.A.C.C.A. · NFL

Player		Week 16			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Hardly Worth the Eifert
Name		Opp	FPts		2024		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Joe Burrow QB CIN (10)		CLEW 24-6	31.84		2		18.65↓	32.6	33.14	31.7 539.27 Total		Locked	QB
Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET (8)		@CHIW 34-17	21.4		3		41↑	28.23↑	24.28	18.3 310.9 Total		Locked	RB
Breece Hall RB NYJ (9)		LARL 9-19	9		18		15.2↑	10.17	9.12	11.2 178.9 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Drake London WR ATL (5)		NYGW 34-7	6.9		6		31.7↑	16.4	13.7	11 186.8 Total		Locked	WR
Puka Nacua WR LAR (8)		@NYJW 19-9	5.6		30		13.9	10.1	14.68	12 131.6 Total		Locked	WR
Tee Higgins WR CIN (10)		CLEW 24-6	11.8		17		5.3↓	15.4	12.66	12.6 151.1 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Pat Freiermuth TE PIT (5)		@BALL 17-34	1.6		9		14.5↑	6.37	7.42	5.9 100.3 Total		Locked	TE
Brandon Aubrey K DAL (10)		TBW 26-24	24		2		14	12.67	12.6	11.7 199 Total		Locked	K
Dee Alford CB ATL (5)		NYGW 34-7	5.5		17		7↑	5.67	5.2	5.5 88 Total		Locked	DB
Minkah Fitzpatrick S MIA (5)		@BALL 17-34	8		25		2.5↓	5.67	5	5.1 87.28 Total		Locked	DB
Kyle Dugger S NE (14)		@BUFL 21-24	7		40		2↓	5.5	6.4	6 77.5 Total		Locked	DB
Tykee Smith S TB (9)		@DALL 24-26	2.5		61		1.5↓	2.17↓	2.8	4.8 63 Total		Locked	DB
Danielle Hunter EDR HOU (6)		@KCL 19-27	2		11		0↓	1.17↓	2.5	4.7 79.5 Total		Locked	EDR/IL
Greg Rousseau EDR BUF (7)		NEW 24-21	5		12		4.5	5.33	4.9	4.9 78.5 Total		Locked	EDR/IL
Josh Hines-Allen EDR JAC (8)		@LVL 14-19	1		23		7.5↑	3.33	4.7	4.1 65.5 Total		Locked	EDR/IL
Zack Baun LB PHI (9)		@WASL 33-36	10.5		2		5↓	7	9.3	9.4 150 Total		Locked	LB
Daiyan Henley LB LAC (12)		DENW 34-27	8.5		10		6.5	5	6	7.5 128 Total		Locked	LB
Germaine Pratt LB LV (10)		CLEW 24-6	5		11		3.5↓	5.83	5.8	7.5 127.5 Total		Locked	LB
QTyrice Knight LB SEA (8)		MINL 24-27	5		53		9↑	5.67	6.2	6 71.5 Total		Locked	EDR/IL/LB

Benched
Kyler Murray QB ARI (8)		@CARL 30-36	23.18		9		44.58↑	29.59	26.48	24 407.91 Total		Locked	BN
PUPNajee Harris RB LAC (5)		@BALL 17-34	4.2		20		11.6	7.97	7.46	9.9 168.6 Total		Locked	BN
Sincere McCormick RB LV (8)		JACW 19-14	—		101		2.5↓	5.97	5.3	5.3 21.2 Total		Locked	BN
Keaton Mitchell RB BAL (7)		PITW 34-17	—		110		2.88	3.61	3.01	3 12.04 Total		Locked	BN
Marvin Harrison WR ARI (8)		@CARL 30-36	3.9		26		12.3↑	8.6	6.78	8 135.5 Total		Locked	BN
DK Metcalf WR PIT (8)		MINL 24-27	11.7		35		11.3↑	9.07	6.98	8.3 124.2 Total		Locked	BN
Jake Moody K SF (14)		@MIAL 17-29	4		24		8	4	6	7.9 110 Total		Locked	BN
Tyrique Stevenson CB CHI (5)		DETL 17-34	4.5		14		7↑	4.67	4.7	5.5 88.5 Total		Locked	BN
Javon Bullard S GB (5)		NOW 34-0	—		42		4.5	5.67	5.4	5.5 77 Total		Locked	BN
Yaya Diaby EDR TB (9)		@DALL 24-26	6		30		7.5↑	6.33↑	4.3	3.7 62.5 Total		Locked	BN
Isaiah McDuffie LB GB (5)		NOW 34-0	0		45		1.5↓	2.83↓	5.9	4.9 78 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
J.K. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		@LACL 27-34	—		21		7.5↓	9.23	10.22	12.3 159.8 Total		Locked	IR
George Pickens WR DAL (10)		TBW 26-24	—		45		0↓	6.13	6.42	7.5 105.4 Total		Locked	IR
Jaquan Brisker S CHI (5)		DETL 17-34	—		86		0↓	7.67	6.7	6.8 41 Total		Locked	IR
Aidan Hutchinson EDR DET (8)		@CHIW 34-17	—		73		5↓	4.33↓	8	8 40 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Caleb Williams QB CHI (5)		DETL 17-34	30.18		18		18.35	16.29	15.63	18 306.28 Total		Locked	TAXI
Blake Corum RB LAR (8)		@NYJW 19-9	1.4		76		3.08↑	1.36	1.9	2.4 35.44 Total		Locked	TAXI
Michael Mayer TE LV (8)		JACW 19-14	0		65		2.1↑	1.17	2.28	1.4 15.6 Total		Locked	TAXI
Will Reichard K MIN (6)		@SEAW 27-24	13		14		11	11.33	11	10.2 133 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

8-4

Points

1,887.02-1,225.09

Rank

7

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Sun 8/10/25 7:35 PM

Previous

Current

Roster

Illegal

2 QB 1-3
5 RB 1-6
5 WR 3-8
1 TE 1-3
2 K 1-2
2 CB 0-6
4 S 0-6
4 EDR 0-6
0 IL 0-6
5 LB 3-8
19 Start 19 max
4 IR 4 max
4 TAXI 4 max
30 Active 30 max
38 Total 38 max

Keepers

16 Set / 19 Allowed