Drafts · If You're Not First, You're Last!

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Ashton Jeanty RB LV	Low Expectations
1.2 ^#2	Malik Nabers WR NYG	Baker's Dozen
1.3 ^#3	Drake London WR ATL	mierda espectaculo fiesta
1.4 ^#4	Christian McCaffrey RB SF	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
1.5 ^#5	De'Von Achane RB MIA	mierda espectaculo fiesta
1.6 ^#6	Omarion Hampton RB LAC	Don't Burrow in the Brown
1.7 ^#7	Puka Nacua WR LAR	Just_Not_Last

Round 2
2.1 ^#8	Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA	Low Expectations
2.2 ^#9	Jonathan Taylor RB IND	CABLE GUY
2.3 ^#10	Josh Jacobs RB GB	Ted Bundys Victims
2.4 ^#11	George Kittle TE SF	Baker's Dozen
2.5 ^#12	Kyren Williams RB LAR	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
2.6 ^#13	Mike Evans WR TB	Just_Not_Last

Round 3
3.1 ^#14	D'Andre Swift RB CHI	Low Expectations
3.2 ^#15	Jalen Hurts QB PHI	CABLE GUY
3.3 ^#16	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	Ted Bundys Victims
3.4 ^#17	Kenneth Walker RB SEA	Baker's Dozen
3.5 ^#18	Chuba Hubbard RB CAR	They Hit the Second Bower!
3.6 ^#19	Marvin Harrison WR ARI	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
3.7 ^#20	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	mierda espectaculo fiesta
3.8 ^#21	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	Don't Burrow in the Brown
3.9 ^#22	Breece Hall RB NYJ	Just_Not_Last
3.10 ^#23	Davante Adams WR LAR	They Hit the Second Bower!
3.11 ^#24	TreVeyon Henderson RB NE	In Caleb We Trust!!!
3.12 ^#25	Aaron Jones RB MIN	Grandpas Got Game

Round 4
4.1 ^#26	Garrett Wilson WR NYJ	Low Expectations
4.2 ^#27	James Conner RB ARI	CABLE GUY
4.3 ^#28	DK Metcalf WR PIT	Ted Bundys Victims
4.4 ^#29	Alvin Kamara RB NO	Baker's Dozen
4.5 ^#30	DJ Moore WR CHI	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
4.6 ^#31	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	Don't Burrow in the Brown
4.7 ^#32	Tony Pollard RB TEN	Just_Not_Last
4.8 ^#33	Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR	They Hit the Second Bower!
4.9 ^#34	Mark Andrews TE BAL	In Caleb We Trust!!!
4.10 ^#35	DeVonta Smith WR PHI	Grandpas Got Game

Round 5
5.1 ^#36	RJ Harvey RB DEN	Low Expectations
5.2 ^#37	Sam LaPorta TE DET	CABLE GUY
5.3 ^#38	Isiah Pacheco RB KC	Ted Bundys Victims
5.4 ^#39	George Pickens WR DAL	Two-Pint Conversion
5.5 ^#40	Zay Flowers WR BAL	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
5.6 ^#41	Rome Odunze WR CHI	mierda espectaculo fiesta
5.7 ^#42	Baker Mayfield QB TB	Don't Burrow in the Brown
5.8 ^#43	Jaylen Waddle WR MIA	Just_Not_Last
5.9 ^#44	Ricky Pearsall WR SF	They Hit the Second Bower!
5.10 ^#45	Travis Kelce TE KC	Grandpas Got Game

Round 6
6.1 ^#46	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	Low Expectations
6.2 ^#47	Tyrone Tracy RB NYG	CABLE GUY
6.3 ^#48	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	Ted Bundys Victims
6.4 ^#49	Kyler Murray QB ARI	Grandpas Got Game
6.5 ^#50	Kaleb Johnson RB PIT	Two-Pint Conversion
6.6 ^#51	Tucker Kraft TE GB	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
6.7 ^#52	Travis Hunter WR JAC	mierda espectaculo fiesta
6.8 ^#53	Jerry Jeudy WR CLE	Don't Burrow in the Brown
6.9 ^#54	Stefon Diggs WR NE	They Hit the Second Bower!
6.10 ^#55	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	In Caleb We Trust!!!

Round 7
7.1 ^#56	Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS	Low Expectations
7.2 ^#57	Jordan Mason RB MIN	CABLE GUY
7.3 ^#58	Dak Prescott QB DAL	Ted Bundys Victims
7.4 ^#59	Brock Purdy QB SF	Baker's Dozen
7.5 ^#60	Jaylen Warren RB PIT	Two-Pint Conversion
7.6 ^#61	Emeka Egbuka WR TB	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
7.7 ^#62	Tyler Warren TE IND	mierda espectaculo fiesta
7.8 ^#63	Chris Olave WR NO	Just_Not_Last
7.9 ^#64	Rashee Rice WR KC	Just_Not_Last
7.10 ^#65	Travis Etienne RB JAC	In Caleb We Trust!!!
7.11 ^#66	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	Grandpas Got Game

Round 8
8.1 ^#67	David Njoku TE CLE	Low Expectations
8.2 ^#68	Jordan Addison WR MIN	Ted Bundys Victims
8.3 ^#69	Zach Charbonnet RB SEA	Baker's Dozen
8.4 ^#70	Justin Fields QB NYJ	Two-Pint Conversion
8.5 ^#71	Matthew Golden WR GB	mierda espectaculo fiesta
8.6 ^#72	Pat Freiermuth TE PIT	Don't Burrow in the Brown
8.7 ^#73	Caleb Williams QB CHI	In Caleb We Trust!!!
8.8 ^#74	Kyle Pitts TE ATL	Grandpas Got Game

Round 9
9.1 ^#75	Javonte Williams RB DAL	Low Expectations
9.2 ^#76	Tank Bigsby RB PHI	Ted Bundys Victims
9.3 ^#77	Evan Engram TE DEN	Two-Pint Conversion
9.4 ^#78	Jauan Jennings WR SF	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
9.5 ^#79	Jakobi Meyers WR JAC	mierda espectaculo fiesta
9.6 ^#80	Nick Chubb RB HOU	They Hit the Second Bower!
9.7 ^#81	J.K. Dobbins RB DEN	In Caleb We Trust!!!
9.8 ^#82	Khalil Shakir WR BUF	Grandpas Got Game

Round 10
10.1 ^#83	Jayden Reed WR GB	CABLE GUY
10.2 ^#84	Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE	Ted Bundys Victims
10.3 ^#85	Keon Coleman WR BUF	Baker's Dozen
10.4 ^#86	Cam Skattebo RB NYG	Two-Pint Conversion
10.5 ^#87	Josh Downs WR IND	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
10.6 ^#88	Quinshon Judkins RB CLE	mierda espectaculo fiesta
10.7 ^#89	Jonnu Smith TE PIT	Don't Burrow in the Brown
10.8 ^#90	Braelon Allen RB NYJ	Just_Not_Last
10.9 ^#91	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	They Hit the Second Bower!
10.10 ^#92	Michael Pittman WR IND	In Caleb We Trust!!!
10.11 ^#93	Brian Robinson RB SF	Grandpas Got Game

Round 11
11.1 ^#94	Jordan Love QB GB	Low Expectations
11.2 ^#95	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	CABLE GUY
11.3 ^#96	Dalton Kincaid TE BUF	Ted Bundys Victims
11.4 ^#97	Chris Godwin WR TB	Baker's Dozen
11.5 ^#98	Najee Harris RB LAC	Two-Pint Conversion
11.6 ^#99	Darnell Mooney WR ATL	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
11.7 ^#100	Drake Maye QB NE	mierda espectaculo fiesta
11.8 ^#101	Ray Davis RB BUF	Don't Burrow in the Brown
11.9 ^#102	Trey Benson RB ARI	Just_Not_Last
11.10 ^#103	Colston Loveland TE CHI	They Hit the Second Bower!
11.11 ^#104	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	In Caleb We Trust!!!
11.12 ^#105	Jayden Higgins WR HOU	Grandpas Got Game

Round 12
12.1 ^#106	Rashid Shaheed WR SEA	Low Expectations
12.2 ^#107	Jake Ferguson TE DAL	CABLE GUY
12.3 ^#108	Rachaad White RB TB	Ted Bundys Victims
12.4 ^#109	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	Baker's Dozen
12.5 ^#110	Tyler Allgeier RB ATL	Two-Pint Conversion
12.6 ^#111	Joe Mixon RB HOU	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
12.7 ^#112	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	mierda espectaculo fiesta
12.8 ^#113	Rashod Bateman WR BAL	Don't Burrow in the Brown
12.9 ^#114	Marvin Mims WR DEN	Just_Not_Last
12.10 ^#115	Jerome Ford RB CLE	They Hit the Second Bower!
12.11 ^#116	Luther Burden WR CHI	In Caleb We Trust!!!
12.12 ^#117	Jalen McMillan WR TB	Grandpas Got Game

Round 13
13.1 ^#118	Dylan Sampson RB CLE	Low Expectations
13.2 ^#119	Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC	CABLE GUY
13.3 ^#120	Jaydon Blue RB DAL	Ted Bundys Victims
13.4 ^#121	Hunter Henry TE NE	Baker's Dozen
13.5 ^#122	Cedric Tillman WR CLE	Two-Pint Conversion
13.6 ^#123	Tyjae Spears RB TEN	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
13.7 ^#124	Hollywood Brown WR KC	mierda espectaculo fiesta
13.8 ^#125	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Don't Burrow in the Brown
13.9 ^#126	Justin Herbert QB LAC	Just_Not_Last
13.10 ^#127	Jared Goff QB DET	They Hit the Second Bower!
13.11 ^#128	Keenan Allen WR LAC	In Caleb We Trust!!!
13.12 ^#129	Romeo Doubs WR GB	Grandpas Got Game

Round 14
14.1 ^#130	Joshua Palmer WR BUF	Low Expectations
14.2 ^#131	Trevor Lawrence QB JAC	CABLE GUY
14.3 ^#132	C.J. Stroud QB HOU	Ted Bundys Victims
14.4 ^#133	Isaiah Likely TE BAL	Baker's Dozen
14.5 ^#134	Rico Dowdle RB CAR	Two-Pint Conversion
14.6 ^#135	J.J. McCarthy QB MIN	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
14.7 ^#136	Ollie Gordon RB MIA	mierda espectaculo fiesta
14.8 ^#137	Chris Boswell K PIT	Don't Burrow in the Brown
14.9 ^#138	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	Just_Not_Last
14.10 ^#139	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	They Hit the Second Bower!
14.11 ^#140	Adam Thielen WR PIT	In Caleb We Trust!!!
14.12 ^#141	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	Grandpas Got Game

Round 15
15.1 ^#142	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	Low Expectations
15.2 ^#143	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	CABLE GUY
15.3 ^#144	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	Ted Bundys Victims
15.4 ^#145	Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA	Baker's Dozen
15.5 ^#146	DeMario Douglas WR NE	Two-Pint Conversion
15.6 ^#147	Detroit Lions D/ST DET	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
15.7 ^#148	Brandon Aubrey K DAL	Don't Burrow in the Brown
15.8 ^#149	Cam Ward QB TEN	Just_Not_Last
15.9 ^#150	Cameron Dicker K LAC	They Hit the Second Bower!
15.10 ^#151	Wil Lutz K DEN	In Caleb We Trust!!!
15.11 ^#152	Chase McLaughlin K TB	Grandpas Got Game

Round 16
16.1 ^#153	Kyle Williams WR NE	Low Expectations
16.2 ^#154	Tre' Harris WR LAC	CABLE GUY
16.3 ^#155	Quentin Johnston WR LAC	Ted Bundys Victims
16.4 ^#156	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	Baker's Dozen
16.5 ^#157	Bryce Young QB CAR	Two-Pint Conversion
16.6 ^#158	Blake Corum RB LAR	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
16.7 ^#159	Harrison Butker K KC	mierda espectaculo fiesta
16.8 ^#160	Xavier Legette WR CAR	Don't Burrow in the Brown
16.9 ^#161	Tyler Bass K BUF	Just_Not_Last
16.10 ^#162	Tyler Lockett WR LV	They Hit the Second Bower!
16.11 ^#163	Isaac Guerendo RB SF	In Caleb We Trust!!!
16.12 ^#164	Michael Penix QB ATL	Grandpas Got Game

Round 17
17.1 ^#165	Jake Bates K DET	CABLE GUY
17.2 ^#166	Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU	Ted Bundys Victims
17.3 ^#167	Wan'Dale Robinson WR NYG	Baker's Dozen
17.4 ^#168	Green Bay Packers D/ST GB	Two-Pint Conversion
17.5 ^#169	Evan McPherson K CIN	Austin’s team that he’ll rename later
17.6 ^#170	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	Don't Burrow in the Brown
17.7 ^#171	Will Shipley RB PHI	They Hit the Second Bower!
17.8 ^#172	Michael Wilson WR ARI	In Caleb We Trust!!!

Round 18
18.1 ^#173	Jake Elliott K PHI	Baker's Dozen
18.2 ^#174	Brenton Strange TE JAC	Two-Pint Conversion

Round 19
19.1 ^#175	Younghoe Koo K FA	Low Expectations

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