Drafts · Fuck Xichigan · NFL

Pick	Player	Team
Waddle baby waddle baby
1.1 ^#1	Ashton Jeanty RB LV	Waddle baby waddle baby
2.1 ^#11	Cam Skattebo RB NYG	Waddle baby waddle baby
2.5 ^#15	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	Waddle baby waddle baby
3.1 ^#21	Ollie Gordon RB MIA	Waddle baby waddle baby
4.1 ^#31	Darnell Mooney WR ATL	Waddle baby waddle baby
4.5 ^#35	Braelon Allen RB NYJ	Waddle baby waddle baby
5.1 ^#41	Xavier Legette WR CAR	Waddle baby waddle baby
6.1 ^#51	Jessie Bates S ATL	Waddle baby waddle baby
7.1 ^#61	Taron Johnson CB BUF	Waddle baby waddle baby
7.5 ^#65	Kareem Hunt RB KC	Waddle baby waddle baby
8.1 ^#71	J.J. McCarthy QB MIN	Waddle baby waddle baby
9.1 ^#81	Terrel Bernard LB BUF	Waddle baby waddle baby
10.1 ^#91	Xavier McKinney S GB	Waddle baby waddle baby
11.1 ^#101	Matt Gay K FA	Waddle baby waddle baby
12.1 ^#111	Rashod Bateman WR BAL	Waddle baby waddle baby
13.1 ^#121	Grady Jarrett IL CHI	Waddle baby waddle baby
14.1 ^#131	Hunter Henry TE NE	Waddle baby waddle baby

Hillybillypro 2.0
1.2 ^#2	Omarion Hampton RB LAC	Hillybillypro 2.0
2.2 ^#12	RJ Harvey RB DEN	Hillybillypro 2.0
3.2 ^#22	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	Hillybillypro 2.0
4.2 ^#32	Brock Purdy QB SF	Hillybillypro 2.0
5.2 ^#42	T.J. Edwards LB CHI	Hillybillypro 2.0
6.2 ^#52	Jeremy Chinn S LV	Hillybillypro 2.0
7.2 ^#62	Kaden Elliss LB ATL	Hillybillypro 2.0
8.2 ^#72	Chris Boswell K PIT	Hillybillypro 2.0
9.2 ^#82	Jalon Walker EDR ATL	Hillybillypro 2.0
10.2 ^#92	Rachaad White RB TB	Hillybillypro 2.0
11.2 ^#102	Braden Fiske IL LAR	Hillybillypro 2.0
12.2 ^#112	Ja'Quan McMillian CB DEN	Hillybillypro 2.0
13.2 ^#122	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	Hillybillypro 2.0
14.2 ^#132	Brenton Strange TE JAC	Hillybillypro 2.0
15.1 ^#141	Derrick Harmon IL PIT	Hillybillypro 2.0
16.1 ^#150	Xavier Woods S TEN	Hillybillypro 2.0
17.1 ^#159	Joshua Karty K ARI	Hillybillypro 2.0

Hamburger helpers
1.3 ^#3	TreVeyon Henderson RB NE	Hamburger helpers
2.3 ^#13	Quinshon Judkins RB CLE	Hamburger helpers
3.3 ^#23	Jauan Jennings WR SF	Hamburger helpers
4.3 ^#33	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	Hamburger helpers
5.3 ^#43	Justin Fields QB NYJ	Hamburger helpers
6.3 ^#53	Jonathan Greenard EDR MIN	Hamburger helpers
7.3 ^#63	Kenny Moore CB IND	Hamburger helpers
8.3 ^#73	Joe Flacco QB CIN	Hamburger helpers
9.3 ^#83	Wil Lutz K DEN	Hamburger helpers
10.3 ^#93	Paulson Adebo CB NYG	Hamburger helpers
11.3 ^#103	Calijah Kancey IL TB	Hamburger helpers
12.3 ^#113	Jordyn Brooks LB MIA	Hamburger helpers
13.3 ^#123	Cedric Tillman WR CLE	Hamburger helpers
14.3 ^#133	Geno Smith QB LV	Hamburger helpers
15.2 ^#142	Joshua Metellus S MIN	Hamburger helpers
16.2 ^#151	Edgerrin Cooper LB GB	Hamburger helpers
17.2 ^#160	MarShawn Lloyd RB GB	Hamburger helpers

Bee Killers!!
1.4 ^#4	Travis Hunter WR/CB JAC	Bee Killers!!
2.4 ^#14	Khalil Shakir WR BUF	Bee Killers!!
3.4 ^#24	Nick Chubb RB HOU	Bee Killers!!
4.4 ^#34	Julian Love S SEA	Bee Killers!!
5.4 ^#44	Jamien Sherwood LB NYJ	Bee Killers!!
6.4 ^#54	Romeo Doubs WR GB	Bee Killers!!
7.4 ^#64	Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU	Bee Killers!!
8.4 ^#74	Cade Otton TE TB	Bee Killers!!
9.4 ^#84	Michael Penix QB ATL	Bee Killers!!
10.4 ^#94	Alex Singleton LB DEN	Bee Killers!!
11.4 ^#104	Miles Sanders RB DAL	Bee Killers!!
12.4 ^#114	Pat Freiermuth TE PIT	Bee Killers!!
13.4 ^#124	Marvin Mims WR DEN	Bee Killers!!
14.4 ^#134	Bobby Wagner LB WAS	Bee Killers!!
15.3 ^#143	Hollywood Brown WR KC	Bee Killers!!
16.3 ^#152	Jaylen Wright RB MIA	Bee Killers!!
17.3 ^#161	DeMario Douglas WR NE	Bee Killers!!

No Ma'am
1.5 ^#5	Kaleb Johnson RB PIT	No Ma'am
3.5 ^#25	Dylan Sampson RB CLE	No Ma'am
5.5 ^#45	Cam Ward QB TEN	No Ma'am
6.5 ^#55	Jack Bech WR LV	No Ma'am
8.5 ^#75	Tyler Loop K BAL	No Ma'am
9.5 ^#85	Mason Graham IL CLE	No Ma'am
10.5 ^#95	Jack Campbell LB DET	No Ma'am
11.5 ^#105	Chris Jones IL KC	No Ma'am
12.5 ^#115	Elic Ayomanor WR TEN	No Ma'am
13.5 ^#125	Donovan Edwards RB WAS	No Ma'am
14.5 ^#135	Jake Elliott K PHI	No Ma'am
15.4 ^#144	Will Johnson CB ARI	No Ma'am
16.4 ^#153	Malaki Starks S BAL	No Ma'am
17.4 ^#162	Tory Horton WR SEA	No Ma'am
18.1 ^#168	Jimmy Horn WR CAR	No Ma'am
19.1 ^#169	Nick Emmanwori S SEA	No Ma'am
20.1 ^#170	Brashard Smith RB KC	No Ma'am

Swamp Cows
1.6 ^#6	Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS	Swamp Cows
2.6 ^#16	Dontayvion Wicks WR GB	Swamp Cows
3.6 ^#26	DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	Swamp Cows
4.6 ^#36	Dalton Kincaid TE BUF	Swamp Cows
5.6 ^#46	Luther Burden WR CHI	Swamp Cows
6.6 ^#56	Quentin Johnston WR LAC	Swamp Cows
7.6 ^#66	Justice Hill RB BAL	Swamp Cows
8.6 ^#76	Cameron Dicker K LAC	Swamp Cows
9.6 ^#86	Deommodore Lenoir CB SF	Swamp Cows
10.6 ^#96	Greg Rousseau EDR BUF	Swamp Cows
11.6 ^#106	Jaquan Brisker S CHI	Swamp Cows
12.6 ^#116	Bobby Okereke LB NYG	Swamp Cows
13.6 ^#126	Adam Butler IL LV	Swamp Cows
14.6 ^#136	Cole Kmet TE CHI	Swamp Cows
15.5 ^#145	Nate Hobbs CB GB	Swamp Cows
16.5 ^#154	Kenny Clark IL DAL	Swamp Cows
17.5 ^#163	Devin Singletary RB NYG	Swamp Cows

Worthlessnuts
1.7 ^#7	Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR	Worthlessnuts
2.7 ^#17	Tyler Warren TE IND	Worthlessnuts
3.7 ^#27	Jayden Higgins WR HOU	Worthlessnuts
4.7 ^#37	Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC	Worthlessnuts
5.7 ^#47	Jared Verse EDR LAR	Worthlessnuts
6.7 ^#57	Devon Witherspoon CB SEA	Worthlessnuts
7.7 ^#67	Jaxson Dart QB NYG	Worthlessnuts
8.7 ^#77	Kyle Monangai RB CHI	Worthlessnuts
9.7 ^#87	Tyler Bass K BUF	Worthlessnuts
10.7 ^#97	Cooper DeJean DB PHI	Worthlessnuts
11.7 ^#107	DaRon Bland CB DAL	Worthlessnuts
12.7 ^#117	Ed Oliver IL BUF	Worthlessnuts
13.7 ^#127	Adam Thielen WR PIT	Worthlessnuts
14.7 ^#137	Chris Rodriguez RB WAS	Worthlessnuts
15.6 ^#146	Talanoa Hufanga S DEN	Worthlessnuts
16.6 ^#155	Carson Schwesinger LB CLE	Worthlessnuts
17.6 ^#164	KaVontae Turpin WR DAL	Worthlessnuts

Choking Chickens
1.8 ^#8	Jordan Mason RB MIN	Choking Chickens
2.8 ^#18	Jaylen Warren RB PIT	Choking Chickens
3.8 ^#28	Ray Davis RB BUF	Choking Chickens
4.8 ^#38	Rashid Shaheed WR SEA	Choking Chickens
5.8 ^#48	Jonnu Smith TE PIT	Choking Chickens
6.8 ^#58	Ernest Jones LB SEA	Choking Chickens
7.8 ^#68	Brandon Jones S DEN	Choking Chickens
8.8 ^#78	Sam Darnold QB SEA	Choking Chickens
9.8 ^#88	Cam Little K JAC	Choking Chickens
10.8 ^#98	Tyler Allgeier RB ATL	Choking Chickens
11.8 ^#108	A'Shawn Robinson IL CAR	Choking Chickens
12.8 ^#118	Harold Landry EDR NE	Choking Chickens
13.8 ^#128	Samaje Perine RB CIN	Choking Chickens
14.8 ^#138	Tre' Harris WR LAC	Choking Chickens
15.7 ^#147	Joshua Palmer WR BUF	Choking Chickens
16.7 ^#156	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Choking Chickens
17.7 ^#165	Roschon Johnson RB CHI	Choking Chickens

take me Tua title
1.9 ^#9	Emeka Egbuka WR TB	take me Tua title
2.9 ^#19	Jaydon Blue RB DAL	take me Tua title
3.9 ^#29	Colston Loveland TE CHI	take me Tua title
4.9 ^#39	Dexter Lawrence IL NYG	take me Tua title
5.9 ^#49	Bradley Chubb EDR MIA	take me Tua title
6.9 ^#59	Blake Cashman LB MIN	take me Tua title
7.9 ^#69	Nnamdi Madubuike IL BAL	take me Tua title
8.9 ^#79	Brandon Stephens CB NYJ	take me Tua title
9.9 ^#89	Amani Hooker S TEN	take me Tua title
10.9 ^#99	Chase McLaughlin K TB	take me Tua title
11.9 ^#109	Chris Brooks RB GB	take me Tua title
12.9 ^#119	Byron Young EDR LAR	take me Tua title
13.9 ^#129	Alfred Collins IL SF	take me Tua title
14.9 ^#139	Jaylon Jones CB IND	take me Tua title
15.8 ^#148	Grant Delpit S CLE	take me Tua title
16.8 ^#157	Mike Gesicki TE CIN	take me Tua title
17.8 ^#166	Quincy Williams LB NYJ	take me Tua title

golden showers and boutte grabs
1.10 ^#10	Matthew Golden WR GB	golden showers and boutte grabs
2.10 ^#20	Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE	golden showers and boutte grabs
3.10 ^#30	Trey Benson RB ARI	golden showers and boutte grabs
4.10 ^#40	Jake Ferguson TE DAL	golden showers and boutte grabs
5.10 ^#50	Abdul Carter EDR NYG	golden showers and boutte grabs
6.10 ^#60	Kyle Williams WR NE	golden showers and boutte grabs
7.10 ^#70	Dont'e Thornton WR LV	golden showers and boutte grabs
8.10 ^#80	Trevor Lawrence QB JAC	golden showers and boutte grabs
9.10 ^#90	Lavonte David LB TB	golden showers and boutte grabs
10.10 ^#100	Marlon Humphrey CB BAL	golden showers and boutte grabs
11.10 ^#110	Quinnen Williams IL DAL	golden showers and boutte grabs
12.10 ^#120	Woody Marks RB HOU	golden showers and boutte grabs
13.10 ^#130	Evan McPherson K CIN	golden showers and boutte grabs
14.10 ^#140	Alex Highsmith EDR PIT	golden showers and boutte grabs
15.9 ^#149	Josh Hines-Allen EDR JAC	golden showers and boutte grabs
16.9 ^#158	Nick Bolton LB KC	golden showers and boutte grabs
17.9 ^#167	Elijah Arroyo TE SEA	golden showers and boutte grabs