Derpy Derps

Player	Stat Changes	FPts
Week 8 2017 Tue 10/24-Mon 10/30
Josh McCown QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Benjamin Watson TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jason Witten TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Atlanta Falcons D/ST ATL	+4 Penalties, +48 Yards Penalized, +7 QB Hits, +6 QB Hurries	+2.6
Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	+3 Penalties, +30 Yards Penalized, +8 QB Hits, +1 QB Hurry	+1.8
Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	+5 Penalties, +40 Yards Penalized, +1 QB Hit, +6 QB Hurries	+1.4
Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR	+3 Penalties, +35 Yards Penalized, +8 QB Hits, +9 QB Hurries	+3.4
Chicago Bears D/ST CHI	+2 Penalties, +11 Yards Penalized, +3 QB Hits, +8 QB Hurries	+2.2
Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN	+3 Penalties, +39 Yards Penalized, +7 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+2.2
Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE	+5 Penalties, +74 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+1.8
Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL	+2 Penalties, +37 Yards Penalized, +9 QB Hits, +1 QB Hurry	+2
Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	+6 Penalties, +43 Yards Penalized, +2 QB Hits, +12 QB Hurries	+2.8
Detroit Lions D/ST DET	+3 Penalties, +37 Yards Penalized, +3 QB Hits, +1 QB Hurry	+0.8
Houston Texans D/ST HOU	+6 Penalties, +75 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +17 QB Hurries	+4.6
Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND	+3 Penalties, +15 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+2
Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	+4 Penalties, +54 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +8 QB Hurries	+2.8
Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA	+5 Penalties, +33 Yards Penalized, +3 QB Hits, +2 QB Hurries	+1
Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	+3 Penalties, +35 Yards Penalized, +9 QB Hits, +7 QB Hurries	+3.2
New England Patriots D/ST NE	+3 Penalties, +45 Yards Penalized, +1 Blocked Kick, +1 Pass Defended, -2 Offensive + Special Teams Points Allowed, +2 QB Hits, +1 QB Hurry	+5.1
New Orleans Saints D/ST NO	+4 Penalties, +31 Yards Penalized, +7 QB Hits, +11 QB Hurries	+3.6
New York Jets D/ST NYJ	+2 Penalties, +20 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +8 QB Hurries	+2.6
Las Vegas Raiders D/ST LV	+5 Penalties, +40 Yards Penalized, +4 QB Hits, +6 QB Hurries	+2
Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	+2 Penalties, +20 Yards Penalized, +12 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+3.2
Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	+2 Penalties, +20 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+2
Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	+5 Penalties, +70 Yards Penalized, +8 QB Hits, +13 QB Hurries	+4.2
San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	+5 Penalties, +64 Yards Penalized, +7 QB Hits, +3 QB Hurries	+2
Tampa Bay Buccaneers D/ST TB	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hurries	+1
Washington Commanders D/ST WAS	+4 Penalties, +27 Yards Penalized, +3 QB Hits	+0.6
Vernon Davis TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Matt Ryan QB FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Stephen Hauschka K FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Jeremy Maclin WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jared Cook TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Dez Bryant WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Rob Gronkowski TE FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Antonio Brown WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
A.J. Green WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Julio Jones WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Virgil Green TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Lee Smith TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Kamar Aiken WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Doug Baldwin WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Alshon Jeffery WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Marvin Jones WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Mohamed Sanu WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Russell Wilson QB NYG	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Doug Martin RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Deonte Thompson WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Jermaine Kearse WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Andrew DePaola WR MIN	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Travis Kelce TE KC	+1 Drop	-0.25
Zach Ertz TE WAS	+1 Drop	-0.25
Keenan Allen WR FA	+1 Penalty, +7 Yards Penalized	-1.7
Levine Toilolo TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Dion Sims TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Luke Willson TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Demetrius Harris TE FA	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.75
Zach Line RB FA	+1 Penalty, +9 Yards Penalized	-1.9
Adam Thielen WR CAR	+1 Drop	-0.25
Brandin Cooks WR NO	+1 Drop	-0.25
Mike Evans WR TB	+1 Drop	-0.25
Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Jordan Matthews WR FA	+2 Penalties, +20 Yards Penalized	-4
Ryan Grant WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
James White RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Isaiah Crowell RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Roosevelt Nix RB FA	+1 Penalty, +2 Yards Penalized	-1.2
Bennie Fowler WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Devin Funchess WR FA	+1 Penalty, +6 Yards Penalized	-1.6
Tyler Kroft TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
C.J. Uzomah TE FA	+1 Penalty, +9 Yards Penalized	-1.9
A.J. Derby TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Eli Rogers WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Tyrell Williams WR FA	+2 Drops, +2 Penalties, +10 Yards Penalized	-3.5
Thomas Rawls RB FA	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +15 Yards Penalized	-2.75
Adam Humphries WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Josh Doctson WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Austin Hooper TE NE	+1 Drop	-0.25
Ricardo Louis WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jordan Howard RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
DeAndre Washington RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jakeem Grant WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Tyreek Hill WR MIA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Chester Rogers WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Peyton Barber RB FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
J.D. McKissic RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Wil Lutz K DEN	+1 Penalty, +15 Yards Penalized	-2.5
Christian McCaffrey RB SF	+1 Drop	-0.25
David Njoku TE CLE	+1 Drop	-0.25
Chris Godwin WR TB	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
JuJu Smith-Schuster WR KC	+1 Drop	-0.25
Michael Roberts TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Chris Thompson WR FA	+1 Penalty, +15 Yards Penalized	-2.5

Week 8 2017 Tue 10/24-Mon 10/30