Derpy Derps

Player	Stat Changes	FPts
Week 2 2017 Tue 9/12-Mon 9/18
Drew Brees QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Philip Rivers QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Ben Roethlisberger QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Eli Manning QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Josh McCown QB FA	-1 Passing Completion, -1 Passing Attempt, +1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.85
Corey Coleman WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jason Witten TE FA	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.75
Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI	+4 Penalties, +26 Yards Penalized, +8 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+2.6
Atlanta Falcons D/ST ATL	+4 Penalties, +24 Yards Penalized, +7 QB Hits, +8 QB Hurries	+3
Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	+6 Penalties, +35 Yards Penalized, +9 QB Hits, +10 QB Hurries	+3.8
Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	+2 Penalties, +15 Yards Penalized, +1 Pass Defended, +7 QB Hits, +10 QB Hurries	+3.9
Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +14 QB Hurries	+4
Chicago Bears D/ST CHI	+6 Penalties, +39 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+2
Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN	+3 Penalties, +25 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +7 QB Hurries	+2.6
Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE	+5 Penalties, +25 Yards Penalized, +4 QB Hits, +6 QB Hurries	+2
Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL	+3 Penalties, +39 Yards Penalized, +3 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+1.6
Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	+5 Penalties, +36 Yards Penalized, +7 QB Hits, +3 QB Hurries	+2
Detroit Lions D/ST DET	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized, +8 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+2.6
Green Bay Packers D/ST GB	+2 Penalties, +20 Yards Penalized, +7 QB Hits, +6 QB Hurries	+2.6
Houston Texans D/ST HOU	+4 Penalties, +23 Yards Penalized, +4 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+1.6
Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND	+4 Penalties, +45 Yards Penalized, +9 QB Hits, +7 QB Hurries	+3.2
Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC	+5 Penalties, +44 Yards Penalized, +2 QB Hits, +9 QB Hurries	+2.2
Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	+3 Penalties, +20 Yards Penalized, +10 QB Hits, +18 QB Hurries	+5.6
Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA	+3 Penalties, +8 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +3 QB Hurries	+1.6
Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	+5 Penalties, +86 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +3 QB Hurries	+1.6
New England Patriots D/ST NE	+4 Penalties, +30 Yards Penalized, +0 Passes Defended, +7 QB Hits, +3 QB Hurries	+2
New Orleans Saints D/ST NO	+2 Penalties, +10 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +1 QB Hurry	+1.2
New York Giants D/ST NYG	+4 Penalties, +20 Yards Penalized, +4 QB Hits, +12 QB Hurries	+3.2
New York Jets D/ST NYJ	+3 Penalties, +37 Yards Penalized, +3 QB Hurries	+0.6
Las Vegas Raiders D/ST LV	+6 Penalties, +60 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +11 QB Hurries	+3.2
Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	+2 Penalties, +15 Yards Penalized, +9 QB Hits, +12 QB Hurries	+4.2
Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	+6 Penalties, +47 Yards Penalized, +8 QB Hits, +8 QB Hurries	+3.2
Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC	+3 Penalties, +36 Yards Penalized, +3 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+1.4
Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	+6 Penalties, +46 Yards Penalized, +4 QB Hits, +6 QB Hurries	+2
San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	+4 Penalties, +45 Yards Penalized, +10 QB Hits, +12 QB Hurries	+4.4
Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	+4 Penalties, +45 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+2
Tampa Bay Buccaneers D/ST TB	+3 Penalties, +24 Yards Penalized, +9 QB Hits, +10 QB Hurries	+3.8
Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN	+2 Penalties, +25 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +6 QB Hurries	+2.2
Washington Commanders D/ST WAS	+3 Penalties, +15 Yards Penalized, +0 Net Yards Allowed, +5 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+2
Aaron Rodgers QB PIT	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Marcedes Lewis TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Brandon Marshall WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Ted Ginn WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
DeSean Jackson WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Matt Forte RB FA	-1 Catch, -1 Target	-0.75
Martellus Bennett TE FA	+2 Drops, +1 Penalty, +6 Yards Penalized	-2.1
Jonathan Stewart RB FA	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.75
Kenny Britt WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Zach Miller TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Brian Hoyer QB FA	+1 Penalty, +11 Yards Penalized	-2.1
Dez Bryant WR FA	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2.25
Jimmy Graham TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Rob Gronkowski TE FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Andre Roberts WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Antonio Brown WR FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Chris Ivory RB FA	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +15 Yards Penalized	-2.75
Cam Newton QB FA	+2 Penalties, +10 Yards Penalized	-3
Randall Cobb WR FA	+1 Penalty, +4 Yards Penalized	-1.4
Lance Kendricks TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Torrey Smith WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Bilal Powell RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Lee Smith TE FA	+1 Penalty, +7 Yards Penalized	-1.7
Jordan Todman RB FA	+1 Penalty, +6 Yards Penalized	-1.6
Patrick DiMarco RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Andre Holmes WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Dwayne Allen TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Kendall Wright WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Josh Bellamy WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Ifeanyi Momah TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Tyler Eifert TE FA	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty	-1.25
DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Tavon Austin WR FA	+1 Rushing Attempt, +5 Rushing Yards, -1 Catch, -1 Target, -5 Receiving Yards	-0.65
Marquise Goodwin WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Robert Woods WR PIT	+1 Drop, +2 Penalties, +25 Yards Penalized	-4.75
Giovani Bernard RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Travis Kelce TE KC	+1 Penalty, +15 Yards Penalized	-2.5
Rex Burkhead RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Brice Butler WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Luke Willson TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Chris Thompson RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jaron Brown WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Brandin Cooks WR NO	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Odell Beckham WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Mike Evans WR TB	+1 Drop	-0.25
Troy Niklas TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Donte Moncrief WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Marqise Lee WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jarvis Landry WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Derek Carr QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Jeff Janis WR FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Roosevelt Nix RB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Allen Hurns WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Breshad Perriman WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Devin Funchess WR FA	-1 Target	-0.25
Duke Johnson RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Sammie Coates WR FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Trevor Siemian QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
James O'Shaughnessy TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Stefon Diggs WR NE	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
A.J. Derby TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Jesse James TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Tyrell Williams WR FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Will Tye TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Daniel Brown TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
C.J. Prosise RB FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Austin Hooper TE NE	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Braxton Miller WR FA	+1 Penalty, +8 Yards Penalized	-1.8
Jared Goff QB DET	-1 Passing Completion, -1 Passing Attempt, -5 Passing Yards	-0.55
Jordan Howard RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Wendell Smallwood RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Johnny Holton WR FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Geronimo Allison WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Tanner McEvoy WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
David Njoku TE CLE	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +7 Yards Penalized	-1.95
Evan Engram TE DEN	+2 Drops, +1 Penalty, +15 Yards Penalized	-3
Leonard Fournette RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Dalvin Cook RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Zay Jones WR ARI	+1 Drop	-0.25
JuJu Smith-Schuster WR KC	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.75
DeShone Kizer QB FA	+2 Penalties, +10 Yards Penalized	-3
Alvin Kamara RB NO	+2 Drops	-0.5
Cooper Kupp WR SEA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Tarik Cohen RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Tanner Gentry WR FA	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +12 Yards Penalized	-2.45
Jacob Hollister TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Evan Baylis TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5

Week 2 2017 Tue 9/12-Mon 9/18