Derpy Derps

Player	Stat Changes	FPts
Week 16 2017 Tue 12/19-Mon 12/25
Philip Rivers QB FA	+1 Penalty, +13 Yards Penalized	-2.3
Eli Manning QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Benjamin Watson TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jason Witten TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI	+3 Penalties, +20 Yards Penalized, +1 QB Hit, +5 QB Hurries	+1.2
Atlanta Falcons D/ST ATL	+3 Penalties, +27 Yards Penalized, +2 QB Hits, +1 QB Hurry	+0.6
Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	+3 Penalties, +15 Yards Penalized, +3 QB Hits, +14 QB Hurries	+3.4
Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	+3 Penalties, +73 Yards Penalized, +2 QB Hits	+0.4
Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR	+5 Penalties, +45 Yards Penalized, +8 QB Hits, +9 QB Hurries	+3.4
Chicago Bears D/ST CHI	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized, +1 Net Yard Allowed, +10 QB Hits, +10 QB Hurries	+4
Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN	+2 Penalties, +40 Yards Penalized, -1 Pass Defended, +6 QB Hits, +8 QB Hurries	+2.3
Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE	+6 Penalties, +40 Yards Penalized, +1 Pass Defended, +8 QB Hits, +12 QB Hurries	+4.5
Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL	+5 Penalties, +50 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +8 QB Hurries	+2.8
Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+2
Detroit Lions D/ST DET	+5 Penalties, +49 Yards Penalized, -1 Pass Defended, +3 QB Hits, +1 QB Hurry	+0.3
Green Bay Packers D/ST GB	+4 Penalties, +54 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +3 QB Hurries	+1.8
Houston Texans D/ST HOU	+6 Penalties, +65 Yards Penalized, +1 QB Hit, +2 QB Hurries	+0.6
Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND	+2 Penalties, +19 Yards Penalized, +2 QB Hits, +8 QB Hurries	+2
Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC	+5 Penalties, +54 Yards Penalized, -1 Pass Defended, +4 QB Hits, +1 QB Hurry	+0.5
Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized, +1 Pass Defended, +4 QB Hurries	+1.3
Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA	+7 Penalties, +35 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+2
Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized, +4 QB Hits, +8 QB Hurries	+2.4
New England Patriots D/ST NE	+2 Penalties, +10 Yards Penalized, +9 QB Hits, +7 QB Hurries	+3.2
New Orleans Saints D/ST NO	+3 Penalties, +30 Yards Penalized, +11 QB Hits, +2 QB Hurries	+2.6
New York Giants D/ST NYG	+5 Penalties, +56 Yards Penalized, +3 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+1.4
New York Jets D/ST NYJ	+3 Penalties, +19 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+2
Las Vegas Raiders D/ST LV	+2 Penalties, +10 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+2
Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	+3 Penalties, +15 Yards Penalized, -1 Pass Defended, +8 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+1.9
Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	+4 Penalties, +24 Yards Penalized, +6 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+2.2
Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC	+6 Penalties, +62 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +7 QB Hurries	+2.4
Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	+10 Penalties, +132 Yards Penalized, -1 Net Yard Allowed, +8 QB Hits, +10 QB Hurries	+3.6
San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	+6 Penalties, +58 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +1 QB Hurry	+1.2
Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	+2 Kick Return Yards, +3 Penalties, +30 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+2
Tampa Bay Buccaneers D/ST TB	+7 Penalties, +43 Yards Penalized, +4 QB Hits, +5 QB Hurries	+1.8
Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN	+3 Penalties, +40 Yards Penalized, +5 QB Hits, +4 QB Hurries	+1.8
Washington Commanders D/ST WAS	+3 Penalties, +11 Yards Penalized, +1 Pass Defended, +9 QB Hits, +10 QB Hurries	+4.3
Marcedes Lewis TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Vernon Davis TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Ted Ginn WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jordy Nelson WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Mike Tolbert RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
LeSean McCoy RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Dez Bryant WR FA	+1 Drop, -1 Receiving Yard	-0.35
Jermaine Gresham TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Eric Decker WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Brandon LaFell WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jeff Cumberland TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
A.J. Green WR FA	+1 Drop, +2 Penalties, +15 Yards Penalized	-3.75
Lance Kendricks TE FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Torrey Smith WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Charles Clay TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Lee Smith TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Luke Stocker TE FA	+1 Penalty, +4 Yards Penalized	-1.4
Dontrelle Inman WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Kamar Aiken WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Alshon Jeffery WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Marvin Jones WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Mohamed Sanu WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Travis Benjamin WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
T.Y. Hilton WR FA	+3 Drops	-0.75
Deonte Thompson WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Brenton Bersin WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Case Keenum QB CHI	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Derrick Coleman RB FA	+2 Penalties, +19 Yards Penalized	-3.9
Bradley Sowell TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Robert Woods WR PIT	+1 Drop	-0.25
Travis Kelce TE KC	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2.25
Zach Ertz TE WAS	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Le'Veon Bell RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Keenan Allen WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Kyle Juszczyk RB SF	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Theo Riddick RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Kerwynn Williams RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Kenny Stills WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Blake Bortles QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Eric Ebron TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Derek Carr QB FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Devonta Freeman RB FA	+2 Penalties, +30 Yards Penalized	-5
Isaiah Crowell RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Bennie Fowler WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Taylor Gabriel WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Albert Wilson WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
DeVante Parker WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Nelson Agholor WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jameis Winston QB NYG	+3 Penalties, +19 Yards Penalized	-4.9
Tyler Kroft TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
T.J. Yeldon RB FA	+2 Drops, +1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-2
Sammie Coates WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
J.J. Nelson WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Nick Boyle TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Geoff Swaim TE FA	+1 Penalty, +15 Yards Penalized	-2.5
Michael Burton RB DEN	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Neal Sterling TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
James O'Shaughnessy TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Justin Hardy WR FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Daniel Brown TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
William Fuller WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Josh Doctson WR FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Sterling Shepard WR TB	+1 Drop	-0.25
Pharoh Cooper WR FA	+2 Kick Return Yards, +1 Penalty, +15 Yards Penalized	-2.4
Devontae Booker RB FA	+2 Drops	-0.5
Dak Prescott QB DAL	-1 Passing Yard	-0.04
Jerell Adams TE FA	+1 Penalty, +5 Yards Penalized	-1.5
Roger Lewis WR FA	+1 Drop, +1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2.25
Stephen Anderson TE FA	-1 Target, +1 Drop	-0.5
Geronimo Allison WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Robbie Chosen WR SF	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Chester Rogers WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Jaydon Mickens WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Austin Traylor TE FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Marvin Hall WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Mike Williams WR FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Cooper Kupp WR SEA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Joe Mixon RB HOU	+1 Drop	-0.25
Dede Westbrook WR FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Matt Dayes RB FA	+1 Rushing Yard	+0.1
Corey Clement RB FA	+1 Drop	-0.25
Ricky Seals-Jones TE FA	+1 Penalty, +10 Yards Penalized	-2
Keelan Cole WR FA	+2 Penalties, +15 Yards Penalized	-3.5
Antony Auclair TE FA	+2 Penalties, +10 Yards Penalized	-3

Week 16 2017 Tue 12/19-Mon 12/25