Drafts · Fourteen F-ing Fantasy Football Franchises

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	Saquon My Balls
1.2 ^#2	Mike Williams WR LAC	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
1.3 ^#3	Jimmy Garoppolo QB LAR	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
1.4 ^#4	Chris Carson RB FA	Bears Junkie
1.5 ^#5	Tarik Cohen RB FA	Luckness Monster
1.6 ^#6	Chris Hogan WR FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
1.7 ^#7	Trey Burton TE FA	Under Construction
1.8 ^#8	Robbie Chosen WR FA	ThielenMyCousins
1.9 ^#9	Jamaal Williams RB FA	Cry Me A Rivers
1.10 ^#10	Dion Lewis RB FA	ArabianRednecks
1.11 ^#11	Drew Brees QB FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
1.12 ^#12	Golden Tate WR FA	Chubb in her Hooper
1.13 ^#13	Chandler Jones EDR FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
1.14 ^#14	Devin Funchess WR FA	lakedays365

Round 2
2.1 ^#15	J.J. Watt EDR FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
2.2 ^#16	Tom Brady QB FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
2.3 ^#17	Dak Prescott QB DAL	lakedays365
2.4 ^#18	Peyton Barber RB FA	ThielenMyCousins
2.5 ^#19	Rex Burkhead RB FA	ArabianRednecks
2.6 ^#20	Cameron Meredith WR FA	Cry Me A Rivers
2.7 ^#21	Marshawn Lynch RB FA	Under Construction
2.8 ^#22	Marquise Goodwin WR FA	Bears Junkie
2.9 ^#23	Kenny Stills WR FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
2.10 ^#24	Christian Kirk WR HOU	Luckness Monster
2.11 ^#25	Chase Edmonds RB FA	Chubb in her Hooper
2.12 ^#26	Robert Woods WR PIT	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
2.13 ^#27	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
2.14 ^#28	Emmanuel Sanders WR FA	Saquon My Balls

Round 3
3.1 ^#29	Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	Saquon My Balls
3.2 ^#30	Jordan Wilkins RB FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
3.3 ^#31	Bobby Wagner LB WAS	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
3.4 ^#32	Mohamed Sanu WR FA	Chubb in her Hooper
3.5 ^#33	Luke Kuechly LB FA	Luckness Monster
3.6 ^#34	Jadeveon Clowney EDR FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
3.7 ^#35	Latavius Murray RB FA	Bears Junkie
3.8 ^#36	J'Mon Moore WR FA	Under Construction
3.9 ^#37	Cameron Jordan IL NO	Cry Me A Rivers
3.10 ^#38	Randall Cobb WR FA	ArabianRednecks
3.11 ^#39	Greg Olsen TE FA	ThielenMyCousins
3.12 ^#40	Deion Jones LB TB	lakedays365
3.13 ^#41	Calais Campbell IL ARI	Hunt for Fuller TDs
3.14 ^#42	Isaiah Crowell RB FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON

Round 4
4.1 ^#43	Nelson Agholor WR FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
4.2 ^#44	Reshad Jones S FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
4.3 ^#45	T.J. Yeldon RB FA	lakedays365
4.4 ^#46	Michael Crabtree WR FA	ThielenMyCousins
4.5 ^#47	Delanie Walker TE FA	ArabianRednecks
4.6 ^#48	Sterling Shepard WR TB	Cry Me A Rivers
4.7 ^#49	C.J. Mosley LB FA	Under Construction
4.8 ^#50	Roquan Smith LB BAL	Bears Junkie
4.9 ^#51	Kwon Alexander LB FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
4.10 ^#52	James Conner RB ARI	Luckness Monster
4.11 ^#53	DeMarcus Lawrence EDR SEA	Chubb in her Hooper
4.12 ^#54	Chris Thompson RB FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
4.13 ^#55	Ty Montgomery RB FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
4.14 ^#56	Wesley Woodyard LB FA	Saquon My Balls

Round 5
5.1 ^#57	C.J. Anderson RB FA	Saquon My Balls
5.2 ^#58	Jared Goff QB DET	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
5.3 ^#59	Kalen Ballage RB FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
5.4 ^#60	Tremaine Edmunds LB CHI	Chubb in her Hooper
5.5 ^#61	Mike Gesicki TE CIN	Luckness Monster
5.6 ^#62	John Kelly RB FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
5.7 ^#63	Keanu Neal LB FA	Bears Junkie
5.8 ^#64	Landon Collins LB FA	Under Construction
5.9 ^#65	T.J. Watt EDR PIT	Cry Me A Rivers
5.10 ^#66	Khalil Mack EDR LAC	ArabianRednecks
5.11 ^#67	Matt Ryan QB FA	ThielenMyCousins
5.12 ^#68	Jack Doyle TE FA	lakedays365
5.13 ^#69	Telvin Smith LB FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
5.14 ^#70	Corey Clement RB FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON

Round 6
6.1 ^#71	Blake Martinez LB FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
6.2 ^#72	Kelvin Benjamin WR FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
6.3 ^#73	Rishard Matthews WR FA	lakedays365
6.4 ^#74	Myles Garrett EDR CLE	Chubb in her Hooper
6.5 ^#75	Sean Lee LB FA	ArabianRednecks
6.6 ^#76	Ricky Seals-Jones TE FA	Cry Me A Rivers
6.7 ^#77	Devontae Booker RB FA	Under Construction
6.8 ^#78	Justin Tucker K FA	Bears Junkie
6.9 ^#79	Anthony Miller WR BAL	Mixon up with a Hooker
6.10 ^#80	James Washington WR FA	Luckness Monster
6.11 ^#81	Baker Mayfield QB TB	ThielenMyCousins
6.12 ^#82	Chris Godwin WR TB	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
6.13 ^#83	Jordan Reed TE FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
6.14 ^#84	Yannick Ngakoue EDR/IL FA	Saquon My Balls

Round 7
7.1 ^#85	Greg Zuerlein K FA	Saquon My Balls
7.2 ^#86	Harrison Smith S MIN	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
7.3 ^#87	Kenny Golladay WR FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
7.4 ^#88	Melvin Ingram LB FA	ThielenMyCousins
7.5 ^#89	Nyheim Hines RB FA	Luckness Monster
7.6 ^#90	Josh Doctson WR FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
7.7 ^#91	Aaron Donald IL FA	Bears Junkie
7.8 ^#92	Carlos Dunlap EDR FA	Under Construction
7.9 ^#93	Budda Baker S ARI	Cry Me A Rivers
7.10 ^#94	Christian Kirksey LB FA	ArabianRednecks
7.11 ^#95	Von Miller EDR FA	Chubb in her Hooper
7.12 ^#96	Dante Pettis WR NO	lakedays365
7.13 ^#97	Jameis Winston QB NYG	Hunt for Fuller TDs
7.14 ^#98	Lamar Jackson QB BAL	EatinAtTheParisHILTON

Round 8
8.1 ^#99	Myles Jack LB FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
8.2 ^#100	Tre'Quan Smith WR FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
8.3 ^#101	Marquette King P FA	lakedays365
8.4 ^#102	Derwin James S LAC	Chubb in her Hooper
8.5 ^#103	Jordan Poyer S FA	ArabianRednecks
8.6 ^#104	Zach Brown LB FA	Cry Me A Rivers
8.7 ^#105	Geronimo Allison WR FA	Under Construction
8.8 ^#106	Jordy Nelson WR FA	Bears Junkie
8.9 ^#107	Danielle Hunter EDR HOU	Mixon up with a Hooker
8.10 ^#108	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	Luckness Monster
8.11 ^#109	Barry Church S FA	ThielenMyCousins
8.12 ^#110	Adrian Peterson RB FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
8.13 ^#111	John Ross WR FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
8.14 ^#112	Alex Smith QB FA	Saquon My Balls

Round 9
9.1 ^#113	Brandon Marshall LB FA	Saquon My Balls
9.2 ^#114	Lavonte David LB TB	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
9.3 ^#115	Alec Ogletree LB FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
9.4 ^#116	Eric Weddle S FA	ThielenMyCousins
9.5 ^#117	Tyrann Mathieu S NO	Luckness Monster
9.6 ^#118	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	Mixon up with a Hooker
9.7 ^#119	Mitchell Trubisky QB BUF	Bears Junkie
9.8 ^#120	Sam Darnold QB SEA	Under Construction
9.9 ^#121	Keelan Cole WR FA	Cry Me A Rivers
9.10 ^#122	Jason Pierre-Paul EDR FA	ArabianRednecks
9.11 ^#123	Robert Kelley RB FA	Chubb in her Hooper
9.12 ^#124	Cameron Heyward IL PIT	lakedays365
9.13 ^#125	Leighton Vander Esch LB FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
9.14 ^#126	Jamison Crowder WR FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON

Round 10
10.1 ^#127	Samaje Perine RB CIN	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
10.2 ^#128	Ha Ha Clinton-Dix S FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
10.3 ^#129	Julian Edelman WR FA	lakedays365
10.4 ^#130	Bradley Chubb EDR MIA	Chubb in her Hooper
10.5 ^#131	Eric Kendricks LB FA	ArabianRednecks
10.6 ^#132	Ezekiel Ansah EDR FA	Cry Me A Rivers
10.7 ^#133	Jamal Adams S FA	Under Construction
10.8 ^#134	DeForest Buckner IL IND	Bears Junkie
10.9 ^#135	Michael Bennett EDR FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
10.10 ^#136	Josh Rosen QB FA	Luckness Monster
10.11 ^#137	Mark Barron LB FA	ThielenMyCousins
10.12 ^#138	Ben Roethlisberger QB FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
10.13 ^#139	Taywan Taylor WR FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
10.14 ^#140	Cameron Brate TE FA	Saquon My Balls

Round 11
11.1 ^#141	Kevin Byard S CHI	Saquon My Balls
11.2 ^#142	Everson Griffen EDR FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
11.3 ^#143	Ameer Abdullah RB FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
11.4 ^#144	Ted Ginn WR FA	ThielenMyCousins
11.5 ^#145	Theo Riddick RB FA	Luckness Monster
11.6 ^#146	Deone Bucannon LB FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
11.7 ^#147	Jarrad Davis LB FA	Bears Junkie
11.8 ^#148	John Johnson S FA	Under Construction
11.9 ^#149	Marshon Lattimore CB WAS	Cry Me A Rivers
11.10 ^#150	Karl Joseph S FA	ArabianRednecks
11.11 ^#151	Pierre Garcon WR FA	Chubb in her Hooper
11.12 ^#152	Sean Davis S FA	lakedays365
11.13 ^#153	Doug Martin RB FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
11.14 ^#154	Marcus Mariota QB WAS	EatinAtTheParisHILTON

Round 12
12.1 ^#155	George Kittle TE SF	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
12.2 ^#156	Jared Cook TE FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
12.3 ^#157	Dede Westbrook WR FA	lakedays365
12.4 ^#158	Austin Hooper TE NE	Chubb in her Hooper
12.5 ^#159	Lachlan Edwards P FA	ArabianRednecks
12.6 ^#160	Danny Trevathan LB FA	Cry Me A Rivers
12.7 ^#161	Demario Davis LB NO	Under Construction
12.8 ^#162	Micah Hyde S FA	Bears Junkie
12.9 ^#163	Antonio Callaway WR FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
12.10 ^#164	Michael Dickson P SEA	Luckness Monster
12.11 ^#165	Benjamin Watson TE FA	ThielenMyCousins
12.12 ^#166	DJ Chark WR FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
12.13 ^#167	Zay Jones WR ARI	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
12.14 ^#168	Desmond King CB FA	Saquon My Balls

Round 13
13.1 ^#169	Trent Taylor WR SF	Saquon My Balls
13.2 ^#170	Bilal Powell RB FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
13.3 ^#171	James White RB FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
13.4 ^#172	Cameron Wake EDR FA	ThielenMyCousins
13.5 ^#173	LeGarrette Blount RB FA	Luckness Monster
13.6 ^#174	Eric Ebron TE FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
13.7 ^#175	Leonard Williams IL SEA	Bears Junkie
13.8 ^#176	Paul Richardson WR FA	Under Construction
13.9 ^#177	Jaron Brown WR FA	Cry Me A Rivers
13.10 ^#178	Allen Hurns WR FA	ArabianRednecks
13.11 ^#179	Vic Beasley EDR FA	Chubb in her Hooper
13.12 ^#180	Wayne Gallman RB FA	lakedays365
13.13 ^#181	Joe Schobert LB FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
13.14 ^#182	DaeSean Hamilton WR FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON

Round 14
14.1 ^#183	Spencer Ware RB FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
14.2 ^#184	Stephen Gostkowski K FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
14.3 ^#185	Ryan Grant WR FA	lakedays365
14.4 ^#186	Matt Bryant K FA	Chubb in her Hooper
14.5 ^#187	Giovani Bernard RB FA	ArabianRednecks
14.6 ^#188	Arden Key EDR TEN	Cry Me A Rivers
14.7 ^#189	Muhammad Wilkerson EDR FA	Under Construction
14.8 ^#190	Sam Koch P FA	Bears Junkie
14.9 ^#191	Matt Breida RB FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
14.10 ^#192	Reuben Foster LB FA	Luckness Monster
14.11 ^#193	Harrison Butker K KC	ThielenMyCousins
14.12 ^#194	Zach Cunningham LB DET	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
14.13 ^#195	Tyrell Williams WR FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
14.14 ^#196	Cordarrelle Patterson RB PIT	Saquon My Balls

Round 15
15.1 ^#197	Jabaal Sheard EDR FA	Saquon My Balls
15.2 ^#198	Frank Gore RB FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
15.3 ^#199	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
15.4 ^#200	Johnny Hekker P TEN	ThielenMyCousins
15.5 ^#201	Philip Rivers QB FA	Luckness Monster
15.6 ^#202	Hayden Hurst TE FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
15.7 ^#203	Tyler Eifert TE FA	Bears Junkie
15.8 ^#204	Martavis Bryant WR FA	Under Construction
15.9 ^#205	Eli Manning QB FA	Cry Me A Rivers
15.10 ^#206	Bo Scarbrough RB FA	ArabianRednecks
15.11 ^#207	Takk McKinley EDR FA	Chubb in her Hooper
15.12 ^#208	Benardrick McKinney LB FA	lakedays365
15.13 ^#209	Jon Ryan P FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
15.14 ^#210	Mark Walton RB FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON

Round 16
16.1 ^#211	Keke Coutee WR FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
16.2 ^#212	Charles Clay TE FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
16.3 ^#213	Chris Boswell K PIT	lakedays365
16.4 ^#214	Danny Amendola WR FA	Chubb in her Hooper
16.5 ^#215	Jordan Akins TE FA	ArabianRednecks
16.6 ^#216	Rashaan Evans LB FA	Cry Me A Rivers
16.7 ^#217	Jonathan Stewart RB FA	Under Construction
16.8 ^#218	Javorius Allen RB FA	Bears Junkie
16.9 ^#219	Equanimeous St. Brown WR FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
16.10 ^#220	Jaylen Samuels RB FA	Luckness Monster
16.11 ^#221	Cole Beasley WR FA	ThielenMyCousins
16.12 ^#222	Josh Allen QB BUF	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
16.13 ^#223	Quincy Enunwa WR FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
16.14 ^#224	Ryan Kerrigan EDR FA	Saquon My Balls

Round 17
17.1 ^#225	Terrance Williams WR FA	Saquon My Balls
17.2 ^#226	Trey Flowers EDR FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
17.3 ^#227	Marcus Davenport EDR DET	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
17.4 ^#228	Chris Ivory RB FA	ThielenMyCousins
17.5 ^#229	Hunter Henry TE NE	Luckness Monster
17.6 ^#230	Vince Williams LB FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
17.7 ^#231	K.J. Wright LB FA	Bears Junkie
17.8 ^#232	Kawann Short IL FA	Under Construction
17.9 ^#233	Jake Butt TE FA	Cry Me A Rivers
17.10 ^#234	Javon Wims WR FA	ArabianRednecks
17.11 ^#235	Adrian Amos S FA	Chubb in her Hooper
17.12 ^#236	Brandon Graham EDR FA	lakedays365
17.13 ^#237	DeSean Jackson WR FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
17.14 ^#238	Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON

Round 18
18.1 ^#239	Boston Scott RB FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
18.2 ^#240	Tre'Davious White CB BUF	Hunt for Fuller TDs
18.3 ^#241	J.J. Nelson WR FA	lakedays365
18.4 ^#242	Mike Wallace WR FA	Chubb in her Hooper
18.5 ^#243	Daurice Fountain WR FA	ArabianRednecks
18.6 ^#244	Eric Reid S FA	Cry Me A Rivers
18.7 ^#245	Corey Coleman WR FA	Under Construction
18.8 ^#246	Kevin White WR FA	Bears Junkie
18.9 ^#247	Harold Landry EDR NE	Mixon up with a Hooker
18.10 ^#248	Rasheem Green EDR FA	Luckness Monster
18.11 ^#249	Chidobe Awuzie CB BAL	ThielenMyCousins
18.12 ^#250	Marqise Lee WR FA	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
18.13 ^#251	Gerald Everett TE FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
18.14 ^#252	Elijah McGuire RB FA	Saquon My Balls

Round 19
19.1 ^#253	Shane Lechler P FA	Saquon My Balls
19.2 ^#254	Mack Hollins WR NE	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
19.3 ^#255	Adoree' Jackson CB PHI	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
19.4 ^#256	Ed Dickson TE FA	ThielenMyCousins
19.5 ^#257	John Brown WR FA	Luckness Monster
19.6 ^#258	Rod Smith RB FA	Mixon up with a Hooker
19.7 ^#259	Dez Bryant WR FA	Bears Junkie
19.8 ^#260	Minkah Fitzpatrick S MIA	Under Construction
19.9 ^#261	Matt Prater K FA	Cry Me A Rivers
19.10 ^#262	Phillip Lindsay RB FA	ArabianRednecks
19.11 ^#263	Taylor Gabriel WR FA	Chubb in her Hooper
19.12 ^#264	James Bradberry S FA	lakedays365
19.13 ^#265	Patrick Peterson CB FA	Hunt for Fuller TDs
19.14 ^#266	Donte Moncrief WR FA	EatinAtTheParisHILTON

Round 20
20.1 ^#267	Tyrod Taylor QB NYJ	EatinAtTheParisHILTON
20.2 ^#268	Jabrill Peppers S NE	Hunt for Fuller TDs
20.3 ^#269	Jalen Richard RB FA	lakedays365
20.4 ^#270	Robert Alford CB FA	Chubb in her Hooper
20.5 ^#271	Jake Elliott K PHI	ArabianRednecks
20.6 ^#272	Darren Sproles RB FA	Cry Me A Rivers
20.7 ^#273	Shaquem Griffin EDR FA	Under Construction
20.8 ^#274	Marquez Valdes-Scantling WR SEA	Bears Junkie
20.9 ^#275	Malik Hooker S DAL	Mixon up with a Hooker
20.10 ^#276	Terrell Edmunds S FA	Luckness Monster
20.11 ^#277	Terrell Suggs LB FA	ThielenMyCousins
20.12 ^#278	Daniel Carlson K LV	Hyde my Johnson's Chubb
20.13 ^#279	Phillip Dorsett WR FA	It Aint Easy Bein Cheesy
20.14 ^#280	Kenneth Dixon RB FA	Saquon My Balls

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