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Las Vegas Raiders
D/ST LV (8)

Baye Fall 2.0
added
Las Vegas Raiders
. Thu 9/4/25 9:10 AM

IRDJason Sanders
K MIA (12)

Baye Fall 2.0
placed
Jason Sanders
on the Injured Reserve. Thu 9/4/25 9:09 AM

EXBrandon Aiyuk
WR SF (14)

Baye Fall 2.0
placed
Brandon Aiyuk
on the Injured Reserve. Thu 9/4/25 9:09 AM

Dylan Sampson
RB CLE (9)

Sack the QB Take the Cannoli
added
Dylan Sampson
. Wed 9/3/25 11:01 PM

IRJoe Mixon
RB HOU (6)

Sack the QB Take the Cannoli
placed
Joe Mixon
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/3/25 10:55 PM

Ryan Fitzgerald
K CAR (14)

3rd and Schlong
added
Ryan Fitzgerald
. Wed 9/3/25 9:25 PM

Cedric Tillman
WR CLE (9)

3rd and Schlong
added
Cedric Tillman
. Wed 9/3/25 9:25 PM

IRTyler Bass
K BUF (7)

3rd and Schlong
placed
Tyler Bass
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/3/25 9:24 PM

Jauan Jennings
WR SF (14)

3rd and Schlong
placed
Jauan Jennings
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/3/25 9:24 PM

Tyjae Spears
RB TEN (10)

Capone's Drunk Fucks
added
Tyjae Spears
. Wed 9/3/25 9:18 PM

Xavier Legette
WR CAR (14)

CheapSuits
added
Xavier Legette
. Wed 9/3/25 9:16 PM

Miami Dolphins
D/ST MIA (12)

Thought this was porn...
added
Miami Dolphins
. Wed 9/3/25 9:13 PM

IROmarr Norman-Lott
IL KC (10)

Thought this was porn...
cut
Omarr Norman-Lott
. Wed 9/3/25 9:13 PM

IRRashee Rice
WR KC (10)

CheapSuits
placed
Rashee Rice
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/3/25 9:13 PM

Commish

3rd and Schlong
has changed the draft order. Fri 8/29/25 12:15 PM

Commish

3rd and Schlong
has realigned the league's divisions (the schedule has also been adjusted). Fri 8/29/25 12:10 PM