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Chase McLaughlin
K TB (9)

Hock Tuatwelve
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Chase McLaughlin
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Jakobi Meyers
WR JAC (8)

Old Man Henry
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Jakobi Meyers
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

QJustice Hill
RB BAL (7)

Loose Ladles
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Justice Hill
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Tony Pollard
RB TEN (10)

Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
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Tony Pollard
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Terry McLaurin
WR WAS (12)

Robes Pierre
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Terry McLaurin
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

David Montgomery
RB HOU (6)

Relevant Again!
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David Montgomery
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

DK Metcalf
WR PIT (5)

Aba’s Idea Kitchen and ATM
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DK Metcalf
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

QAlexander Mattison
RB FA

Old Man Henry
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Alexander Mattison
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

A.J. Brown
WR PHI (9)

Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
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A.J. Brown
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

T.J. Hockenson
TE MIN (6)

Hock Tuatwelve
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T.J. Hockenson
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Kyler Murray
QB MIN (6)

Mr. Taylor Swift
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Kyler Murray
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

QWill Dissly
TE FA

The Doin Work, Bitches!
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Will Dissly
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Jason Sanders
K NYG (14)

Aba’s Idea Kitchen and ATM
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Jason Sanders
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Marquez Valdes-Scantling
WR FA

Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
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Marquez Valdes-Scantling
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

QDalton Schultz
TE HOU (6)

Relevant Again!
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Dalton Schultz
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM