Drafts · League of Ambiguous Principles

Pick	Player	Team
Brett's Team 69
1.1 ^#1	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	Brett's Team 69
2.12 ^#24	DJ Moore WR CHI	Brett's Team 69
3.1 ^#25	Miles Sanders RB CAR	Brett's Team 69
4.12 ^#48	Carson Wentz QB KC	Brett's Team 69
5.1 ^#49	David Njoku TE CLE	Brett's Team 69
6.12 ^#72	Darrell Henderson RB FA	Brett's Team 69
7.1 ^#73	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	Brett's Team 69
8.12 ^#96	Dante Pettis WR CHI	Brett's Team 69
9.1 ^#97	Jimmy Garoppolo QB LAR	Brett's Team 69
10.12 ^#120	Kyle Rudolph TE FA	Brett's Team 69
11.1 ^#121	Jake Elliott K PHI	Brett's Team 69
11.8 ^#128	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	Brett's Team 69

Ferrari among Fiats
1.2 ^#2	Devonta Freeman RB FA	Ferrari among Fiats
2.11 ^#23	Mark Ingram RB FA	Ferrari among Fiats
3.2 ^#26	Hunter Henry TE NE	Ferrari among Fiats
4.11 ^#47	Robbie Chosen WR FA	Ferrari among Fiats
5.2 ^#50	Drew Brees QB FA	Ferrari among Fiats
6.11 ^#71	Jordan Howard RB FA	Ferrari among Fiats
7.2 ^#74	Peyton Barber RB FA	Ferrari among Fiats
8.11 ^#95	Anthony Miller WR FA	Ferrari among Fiats
9.2 ^#98	Kenny Stills WR FA	Ferrari among Fiats
10.11 ^#119	Dion Lewis RB FA	Ferrari among Fiats
11.2 ^#122	New York Jets D/ST NYJ	Ferrari among Fiats
12.8 ^#138	Dan Bailey K FA	Ferrari among Fiats

Straight Garbage
1.3 ^#3	Chris Carson RB FA	Straight Garbage
2.10 ^#22	Baker Mayfield QB TB	Straight Garbage
3.3 ^#27	Alshon Jeffery WR FA	Straight Garbage
3.10 ^#34	A.J. Green WR FA	Straight Garbage
4.10 ^#46	Tarik Cohen RB FA	Straight Garbage
6.10 ^#70	Trey Burton TE FA	Straight Garbage
7.3 ^#75	Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC	Straight Garbage
8.10 ^#94	Marquez Valdes-Scantling WR FA	Straight Garbage
9.3 ^#99	Kirk Cousins QB ATL	Straight Garbage
10.10 ^#118	Mason Crosby K NYG	Straight Garbage
11.3 ^#123	Tyrell Williams WR FA	Straight Garbage
12.7 ^#137	Ito Smith RB FA	Straight Garbage

A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
1.4 ^#4	Josh Jacobs RB GB	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
2.6 ^#18	Tyler Boyd WR TEN	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
3.7 ^#31	Jared Cook TE FA	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
4.5 ^#41	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
4.6 ^#42	William Fuller WR FA	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
5.4 ^#52	Emmanuel Sanders WR FA	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
6.4 ^#64	Sterling Shepard WR FA	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
6.9 ^#69	LeSean McCoy RB FA	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
7.4 ^#76	Ben Roethlisberger QB FA	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
8.9 ^#93	Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
9.4 ^#100	Carlos Hyde RB FA	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story
10.9 ^#117	Stephen Gostkowski K FA	A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story

The Helmet's Come Off
1.5 ^#5	Brandin Cooks WR DAL	The Helmet's Come Off
3.5 ^#29	Tevin Coleman RB FA	The Helmet's Come Off
4.8 ^#44	Jared Goff QB DET	The Helmet's Come Off
5.5 ^#53	Sammy Watkins WR FA	The Helmet's Come Off
6.8 ^#68	Austin Hooper TE NE	The Helmet's Come Off
7.5 ^#77	Justin Tucker K BAL	The Helmet's Come Off
8.8 ^#92	Damien Harris RB FA	The Helmet's Come Off
9.5 ^#101	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	The Helmet's Come Off
10.8 ^#116	DeSean Jackson WR FA	The Helmet's Come Off
11.4 ^#124	Adrian Peterson RB FA	The Helmet's Come Off
12.6 ^#136	Sam Darnold QB MIN	The Helmet's Come Off
13.1 ^#139	Eric Ebron TE FA	The Helmet's Come Off

The Salt Is Real
1.6 ^#6	Stefon Diggs WR HOU	The Salt Is Real
2.7 ^#19	Cooper Kupp WR LAR	The Salt Is Real
3.6 ^#30	Duke Johnson RB FA	The Salt Is Real
4.7 ^#43	Curtis Samuel WR BUF	The Salt Is Real
5.6 ^#54	Lamar Jackson QB BAL	The Salt Is Real
6.7 ^#67	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	The Salt Is Real
7.6 ^#78	Philip Rivers QB FA	The Salt Is Real
8.7 ^#91	Delanie Walker TE FA	The Salt Is Real
9.6 ^#102	Jaylen Samuels RB FA	The Salt Is Real
10.7 ^#115	Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	The Salt Is Real
11.5 ^#125	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	The Salt Is Real
12.5 ^#135	Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU	The Salt Is Real

Robes Pierre
1.7 ^#7	Marlon Mack RB ARI	Robes Pierre
2.1 ^#13	Phillip Lindsay RB FA	Robes Pierre
3.12 ^#36	Josh Gordon WR FA	Robes Pierre
4.1 ^#37	Jarvis Landry WR FA	Robes Pierre
4.9 ^#45	Kareem Hunt RB FA	Robes Pierre
5.12 ^#60	Dede Westbrook WR FA	Robes Pierre
6.1 ^#61	Royce Freeman RB DAL	Robes Pierre
7.12 ^#84	Devin Singletary RB NYG	Robes Pierre
8.1 ^#85	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	Robes Pierre
9.12 ^#108	Nyheim Hines RB CLE	Robes Pierre
10.1 ^#109	Harrison Butker K KC	Robes Pierre
11.10 ^#130	Mecole Hardman WR FA	Robes Pierre

The Doin Work, Bitches!
1.8 ^#8	Julian Edelman WR FA	The Doin Work, Bitches!
2.5 ^#17	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	The Doin Work, Bitches!
3.8 ^#32	Kyler Murray QB ARI	The Doin Work, Bitches!
5.8 ^#56	Latavius Murray RB FA	The Doin Work, Bitches!
7.8 ^#80	Corey Davis WR FA	The Doin Work, Bitches!
8.5 ^#89	Mitchell Trubisky QB BUF	The Doin Work, Bitches!
9.8 ^#104	Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE	The Doin Work, Bitches!
10.5 ^#113	DK Metcalf WR SEA	The Doin Work, Bitches!
11.7 ^#127	Justin Jackson RB FA	The Doin Work, Bitches!
12.2 ^#132	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	The Doin Work, Bitches!
12.3 ^#133	Golden Tate WR FA	The Doin Work, Bitches!
13.3 ^#141	Brett Maher K FA	The Doin Work, Bitches!

Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
1.9 ^#9	Chris Godwin WR TB	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
2.4 ^#16	Robert Woods WR HOU	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
3.4 ^#28	James White RB FA	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
3.9 ^#33	Kenyan Drake RB FA	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
3.11 ^#35	Matt Breida RB FA	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
4.4 ^#40	Cam Newton QB FA	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
5.7 ^#55	Vance McDonald TE FA	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
5.9 ^#57	Tony Pollard RB TEN	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
7.9 ^#81	Dak Prescott QB DAL	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
8.4 ^#88	Donte Moncrief WR FA	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
9.9 ^#105	Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
10.4 ^#112	Josh Allen QB BUF	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi

Chicken salad, on rye
1.10 ^#10	Kenny Golladay WR FA	Chicken salad, on rye
2.3 ^#15	O.J. Howard TE FA	Chicken salad, on rye
2.8 ^#20	Allen Robinson WR NYG	Chicken salad, on rye
4.3 ^#39	Derrius Guice RB FA	Chicken salad, on rye
5.3 ^#51	Darwin Thompson RB FA	Chicken salad, on rye
5.10 ^#58	Russell Wilson QB PIT	Chicken salad, on rye
6.3 ^#63	Mark Andrews TE BAL	Chicken salad, on rye
6.5 ^#65	Chicago Bears D/ST CHI	Chicken salad, on rye
7.10 ^#82	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	Chicken salad, on rye
8.3 ^#87	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	Chicken salad, on rye
9.10 ^#106	Greg Zuerlein K NYJ	Chicken salad, on rye
10.3 ^#111	Kalen Ballage RB FA	Chicken salad, on rye

Antonio Brown-Out
1.11 ^#11	Evan Engram TE JAC	Antonio Brown-Out
2.2 ^#14	Tyler Lockett WR SEA	Antonio Brown-Out
4.2 ^#38	Matt Ryan QB FA	Antonio Brown-Out
5.11 ^#59	Marvin Jones WR FA	Antonio Brown-Out
6.2 ^#62	Rashaad Penny RB CAR	Antonio Brown-Out
7.11 ^#83	Tom Brady QB FA	Antonio Brown-Out
8.2 ^#86	Geronimo Allison WR FA	Antonio Brown-Out
9.11 ^#107	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	Antonio Brown-Out
10.2 ^#110	Wil Lutz K DEN	Antonio Brown-Out
11.9 ^#129	James Washington WR FA	Antonio Brown-Out
12.1 ^#131	Detroit Lions D/ST DET	Antonio Brown-Out
13.4 ^#142	Greg Olsen TE FA	Antonio Brown-Out

Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Minnesota State Fair
1.12 ^#12	David Montgomery RB DET	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
2.9 ^#21	Mike Williams WR NYJ	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
6.6 ^#66	Christian Kirk WR JAC	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
7.7 ^#79	Jameis Winston QB CLE	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
8.6 ^#90	Justice Hill RB BAL	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
9.7 ^#103	Michael Gallup WR LV	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
10.6 ^#114	John Brown WR FA	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
11.6 ^#126	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
12.4 ^#134	Alexander Mattison RB LV	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
13.2 ^#140	Chase Edmonds RB TB	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
14.1 ^#143	Deebo Samuel WR SF	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...
15.1 ^#144	Robbie Gould K FA	Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Min...

Brett's Team 69

Ferrari among Fiats

Straight Garbage

A Holdout, Too Many Trades and More Shady: The Ori Schwartz Story

The Helmet's Come Off

The Salt Is Real

Robes Pierre

The Doin Work, Bitches!

Stacked like Nancy Pelosi

Chicken salad, on rye

Antonio Brown-Out

Chubb Hubb ft. Lisa Loeb, Nine Stories & a Runaway Train at the Minnesota State Fair