Drafts · League of Ambiguous Principles

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Bijan Robinson RB ATL	Bejeweled
1.2 ^#2	DeVonta Smith WR PHI	Ferrari among Fiats
1.3 ^#3	Tee Higgins WR CIN	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
1.4 ^#4	Amari Cooper WR FA	I’m Kenough
1.5 ^#5	Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET	Loose Ladles
1.6 ^#6	Joe Burrow QB CIN	Relevant Again!
1.7 ^#7	Dameon Pierce RB HOU	Not Kenough
1.8 ^#8	DK Metcalf WR PIT	The Suck Ass Puntos
1.9 ^#9	Justin Fields QB NYJ	The Doin Work, Bitches!
1.10 ^#10	George Kittle TE SF	22.5 Sacks
1.11 ^#11	Aaron Jones RB MIN	Robes Pierre
1.12 ^#12	Justin Herbert QB LAC	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi

Round 2
2.1 ^#13	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
2.2 ^#14	Trevor Lawrence QB JAC	Robes Pierre
2.3 ^#15	Keenan Allen WR FA	Not Kenough
2.4 ^#16	James Conner RB ARI	The Doin Work, Bitches!
2.5 ^#17	Alexander Mattison RB MIA	The Suck Ass Puntos
2.6 ^#18	J.K. Dobbins RB FA	22.5 Sacks
2.7 ^#19	Cam Akers RB FA	Relevant Again!
2.8 ^#20	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	Loose Ladles
2.9 ^#21	DJ Moore WR CHI	I’m Kenough
2.10 ^#22	Miles Sanders RB DAL	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
2.11 ^#23	Christian Watson WR GB	Ferrari among Fiats
2.12 ^#24	Darren Waller TE FA	Bejeweled

Round 3
3.1 ^#25	Mike Williams WR LAC	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
3.2 ^#26	Deshaun Watson QB CLE	Ferrari among Fiats
3.3 ^#27	Rachaad White RB TB	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
3.4 ^#28	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	I’m Kenough
3.5 ^#29	James Cook RB BUF	The Suck Ass Puntos
3.6 ^#30	David Montgomery RB DET	Relevant Again!
3.7 ^#31	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	Not Kenough
3.8 ^#32	DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	The Suck Ass Puntos
3.9 ^#33	Kyle Pitts TE ATL	The Doin Work, Bitches!
3.10 ^#34	Drake London WR ATL	Not Kenough
3.11 ^#35	George Pickens WR PIT	Robes Pierre
3.12 ^#36	Jahan Dotson WR PHI	Bejeweled

Round 4
4.1 ^#37	Anthony Richardson QB IND	Bejeweled
4.2 ^#38	A.J. Dillon RB PHI	Robes Pierre
4.3 ^#39	Khalil Herbert RB IND	Not Kenough
4.4 ^#40	Chris Godwin WR TB	Robes Pierre
4.5 ^#41	Pat Freiermuth TE PIT	The Suck Ass Puntos
4.6 ^#42	Alvin Kamara RB NO	22.5 Sacks
4.7 ^#43	David Njoku TE CLE	Relevant Again!
4.8 ^#44	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	Loose Ladles
4.9 ^#45	Dalvin Cook RB FA	I’m Kenough
4.10 ^#46	Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
4.11 ^#47	Isiah Pacheco RB KC	Ferrari among Fiats
4.12 ^#48	Christian Kirk WR HOU	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi

Round 5
5.1 ^#49	Zach Charbonnet RB SEA	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
5.2 ^#50	D'Andre Swift RB CHI	The Doin Work, Bitches!
5.3 ^#51	Jerry Jeudy WR CLE	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
5.4 ^#52	Evan Engram TE DEN	I’m Kenough
5.5 ^#53	Dalton Kincaid TE BUF	Loose Ladles
5.6 ^#54	Jamaal Williams RB FA	Relevant Again!
5.7 ^#55	Diontae Johnson WR CLE	22.5 Sacks
5.8 ^#56	Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA	The Suck Ass Puntos
5.9 ^#57	Jordan Addison WR MIN	The Doin Work, Bitches!
5.10 ^#58	Raheem Mostert RB LV	Not Kenough
5.11 ^#59	Samaje Perine RB CIN	Robes Pierre
5.12 ^#60	Dak Prescott QB DAL	Bejeweled

Round 6
6.1 ^#61	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	Bejeweled
6.2 ^#62	Gabe Davis WR JAC	Robes Pierre
6.3 ^#63	Michael Pittman WR IND	Not Kenough
6.4 ^#64	Zay Flowers WR BAL	The Doin Work, Bitches!
6.5 ^#65	Antonio Gibson RB NE	The Suck Ass Puntos
6.6 ^#66	Aaron Rodgers QB FA	22.5 Sacks
6.7 ^#67	Russell Wilson QB NYG	Relevant Again!
6.8 ^#68	Mike Evans WR TB	Loose Ladles
6.9 ^#69	San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	I’m Kenough
6.10 ^#70	Brandin Cooks WR NO	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
6.11 ^#71	Brian Robinson RB WAS	Ferrari among Fiats
6.12 ^#72	Jaylen Warren RB PIT	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi

Round 7
7.1 ^#73	Treylon Burks WR TEN	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
7.2 ^#74	Quentin Johnston WR LAC	Ferrari among Fiats
7.3 ^#75	Chig Okonkwo TE TEN	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
7.4 ^#76	Hollywood Brown WR KC	I’m Kenough
7.5 ^#77	Justin Tucker K BAL	Loose Ladles
7.6 ^#78	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	Relevant Again!
7.7 ^#79	Rashaad Penny RB FA	22.5 Sacks
7.8 ^#80	Damien Harris RB FA	The Suck Ass Puntos
7.9 ^#81	Geno Smith QB LV	The Doin Work, Bitches!
7.10 ^#82	Evan Hull RB PIT	Not Kenough
7.11 ^#83	Tyjae Spears RB TEN	Robes Pierre
7.12 ^#84	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	Bejeweled

Round 8
8.1 ^#85	Skyy Moore WR KC	Bejeweled
8.2 ^#86	Sam LaPorta TE DET	Robes Pierre
8.3 ^#87	Michael Thomas WR FA	Not Kenough
8.4 ^#88	Dalton Schultz TE HOU	The Doin Work, Bitches!
8.5 ^#89	Jerick McKinnon RB FA	The Suck Ass Puntos
8.6 ^#90	Marvin Mims WR DEN	22.5 Sacks
8.7 ^#91	Elijah Mitchell RB KC	Relevant Again!
8.8 ^#92	Jeff Wilson RB FA	Loose Ladles
8.9 ^#93	Tyler Allgeier RB ATL	I’m Kenough
8.10 ^#94	Elijah Moore WR BUF	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
8.11 ^#95	Kadarius Toney WR FA	Ferrari among Fiats
8.12 ^#96	Allen Lazard WR NYJ	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi

Round 9
9.1 ^#97	Juwan Johnson TE NO	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
9.2 ^#98	Kirk Cousins QB ATL	Ferrari among Fiats
9.3 ^#99	Daniel Jones QB IND	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
9.4 ^#100	Jared Goff QB DET	I’m Kenough
9.5 ^#101	Cole Kmet TE CHI	Loose Ladles
9.6 ^#102	Nico Collins WR HOU	Relevant Again!
9.7 ^#103	Tank Bigsby RB JAC	22.5 Sacks
9.8 ^#104	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	The Suck Ass Puntos
9.9 ^#105	Darnell Mooney WR ATL	The Doin Work, Bitches!
9.10 ^#106	New England Patriots D/ST NE	Not Kenough
9.11 ^#107	De'Von Achane RB MIA	Robes Pierre
9.12 ^#108	Daniel Carlson K LV	Bejeweled

Round 10
10.1 ^#109	Rashod Bateman WR BAL	Bejeweled
10.2 ^#110	New Orleans Saints D/ST NO	Robes Pierre
10.3 ^#111	Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC	Not Kenough
10.4 ^#112	Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	The Doin Work, Bitches!
10.5 ^#113	Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL	The Suck Ass Puntos
10.6 ^#114	Washington Commanders D/ST WAS	22.5 Sacks
10.7 ^#115	Jake Elliott K PHI	Relevant Again!
10.8 ^#116	Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT	Loose Ladles
10.9 ^#117	Roschon Johnson RB CHI	I’m Kenough
10.10 ^#118	Tyler Bass K BUF	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
10.11 ^#119	Kendre Miller RB NO	Ferrari among Fiats
10.12 ^#120	Joshua Palmer WR BUF	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi

Round 11
11.1 ^#121	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
11.2 ^#122	Jameson Williams WR DET	Ferrari among Fiats
11.3 ^#123	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
11.4 ^#124	Harrison Butker K KC	I’m Kenough
11.5 ^#125	New York Jets D/ST NYJ	Loose Ladles
11.6 ^#126	D'Onta Foreman RB FA	Relevant Again!
11.7 ^#127	Tyler Higbee TE LAR	22.5 Sacks
11.8 ^#128	Younghoe Koo K ATL	The Suck Ass Puntos
11.9 ^#129	Evan McPherson K CIN	The Doin Work, Bitches!
11.10 ^#130	Jason Sanders K MIA	Not Kenough
11.11 ^#131	Jonathan Mingo WR DAL	Robes Pierre
11.12 ^#132	Deon Jackson RB FA	Bejeweled

Round 12
12.1 ^#133	Zack Moss RB CIN	Bejeweled
12.2 ^#134	Brandon McManus K GB	Robes Pierre
12.3 ^#135	Rondale Moore WR MIN	Not Kenough
12.4 ^#136	Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN	The Doin Work, Bitches!
12.5 ^#137	Greg Dulcich TE NYG	The Suck Ass Puntos
12.6 ^#138	Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA	22.5 Sacks
12.7 ^#139	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	Relevant Again!
12.8 ^#140	Kenny Pickett QB CLE	Loose Ladles
12.9 ^#141	Tyler Boyd WR FA	I’m Kenough
12.10 ^#142	Jakobi Meyers WR LV	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
12.11 ^#143	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	Ferrari among Fiats
12.12 ^#144	Sean Tucker RB TB	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi

Round 13
13.1 ^#145	Graham Gano K NYG	Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
13.2 ^#146	Jason Myers K SEA	Ferrari among Fiats
13.3 ^#147	Devin Singletary RB NYG	Phoenix rising from the dumpster fire
13.4 ^#148	Taysom Hill TE NO	I’m Kenough
13.5 ^#149	DJ Chark WR FA	Loose Ladles
13.6 ^#150	Michael Mayer TE LV	Relevant Again!
13.7 ^#151	Sam Howell QB MIN	22.5 Sacks
13.8 ^#152	Gus Edwards RB FA	The Doin Work, Bitches!
13.9 ^#153	Marquez Valdes-Scantling WR SEA	Bejeweled

Round 14
14.1 ^#154	Greg Joseph K FA	22.5 Sacks
14.2 ^#155	Odell Beckham WR FA	Loose Ladles
14.3 ^#156	Jordan Love QB GB	Ferrari among Fiats

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