Drafts · League of Ambiguous Principles

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	Russell's Tears
1.2 ^#2	Alshon Jeffery WR FA	Always Wrong
1.3 ^#3	Keenan Allen WR FA	Permanent Loser
1.4 ^#4	C.J. Anderson RB FA	KenBone 2016
1.5 ^#5	T.Y. Hilton WR FA	End of an Era
1.6 ^#6	Randall Cobb WR FA	Chicken salad, on rye
1.7 ^#7	Julian Edelman WR FA	Make it Rayne!
1.8 ^#8	Ben Roethlisberger QB FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
1.9 ^#9	Thomas Rawls RB FA	Robes Pierre
1.10 ^#10	Greg Olsen TE FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
1.11 ^#11	Latavius Murray RB FA	Uranus
1.12 ^#12	Doug Baldwin WR FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project

Round 2
2.1 ^#13	Drew Brees QB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
2.2 ^#14	Eric Decker WR FA	Always Wrong
2.3 ^#15	Arian Foster RB FA	Permanent Loser
2.4 ^#16	Jeremy Maclin WR FA	KenBone 2016
2.5 ^#17	Blake Bortles QB FA	End of an Era
2.6 ^#18	Jameis Winston QB NYG	Chicken salad, on rye
2.7 ^#19	Golden Tate WR FA	Make it Rayne!
2.8 ^#20	Jonathan Stewart RB FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
2.9 ^#21	Travis Kelce TE KC	Robes Pierre
2.10 ^#22	Donte Moncrief WR FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
2.11 ^#23	DeMarco Murray RB FA	Uranus
2.12 ^#24	Ryan Mathews RB FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project

Round 3
3.1 ^#25	Delanie Walker TE FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project
3.2 ^#26	Kelvin Benjamin WR FA	Uranus
3.3 ^#27	Rashad Jennings RB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
3.4 ^#28	Carson Palmer QB FA	Robes Pierre
3.5 ^#29	Josh Gordon WR FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
3.6 ^#30	Coby Fleener TE FA	Make it Rayne!
3.7 ^#31	Jordan Matthews WR CAR	Chicken salad, on rye
3.8 ^#32	Derrick Henry RB BAL	End of an Era
3.9 ^#33	Giovani Bernard RB FA	KenBone 2016
3.10 ^#34	Chris Ivory RB FA	Permanent Loser
3.11 ^#35	DeAngelo Williams RB FA	Always Wrong
3.12 ^#36	Michael Floyd WR FA	Russell's Tears

Round 4
4.1 ^#37	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Russell's Tears
4.2 ^#38	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	Always Wrong
4.3 ^#39	John Brown WR FA	Permanent Loser
4.4 ^#40	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	KenBone 2016
4.5 ^#41	Tyler Eifert TE FA	End of an Era
4.6 ^#42	Melvin Gordon RB FA	Chicken salad, on rye
4.7 ^#43	Sterling Shepard WR TB	Make it Rayne!
4.8 ^#44	Ameer Abdullah RB FA	Chicken salad, on rye
4.9 ^#45	Frank Gore RB FA	Robes Pierre
4.10 ^#46	Duke Johnson RB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
4.11 ^#47	Allen Hurns WR FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
4.12 ^#48	Tom Brady QB FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project

Round 5
5.1 ^#49	Spencer Ware RB FA	Permanent Loser
5.2 ^#50	DeVante Parker WR FA	Uranus
5.3 ^#51	Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR	THE Doin' Work Bitches
5.4 ^#52	Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI	Robes Pierre
5.5 ^#53	Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
5.6 ^#54	Stephen Gostkowski K FA	Make it Rayne!
5.7 ^#55	Gary Barnidge TE FA	Chicken salad, on rye
5.8 ^#56	Kevin White WR FA	End of an Era
5.9 ^#57	Julius Thomas TE FA	KenBone 2016
5.10 ^#58	Antonio Gates TE FA	Permanent Loser
5.11 ^#59	Matt Jones RB FA	Always Wrong
5.12 ^#60	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	Russell's Tears

Round 6
6.1 ^#61	Emmanuel Sanders WR FA	Russell's Tears
6.2 ^#62	Zach Miller TE FA	Always Wrong
6.3 ^#63	Stefon Diggs WR NE	Chicken salad, on rye
6.4 ^#64	Tavon Austin WR FA	KenBone 2016
6.5 ^#65	New England Patriots D/ST NE	End of an Era
6.6 ^#66	Devin Funchess WR FA	Permanent Loser
6.7 ^#67	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	Make it Rayne!
6.8 ^#68	LeGarrette Blount RB FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
6.9 ^#69	Christine Michael RB FA	Robes Pierre
6.10 ^#70	Martellus Bennett TE FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
6.11 ^#71	Andy Dalton QB CAR	Uranus
6.12 ^#72	DeSean Jackson WR FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project

Round 7
7.1 ^#73	Marvin Jones WR FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project
7.2 ^#74	Markus Wheaton WR FA	Uranus
7.3 ^#75	Marcus Mariota QB WAS	THE Doin' Work Bitches
7.4 ^#76	Eli Manning QB FA	Robes Pierre
7.5 ^#77	New York Giants D/ST NYG	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
7.6 ^#78	Devontae Booker RB FA	Make it Rayne!
7.7 ^#79	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	Chicken salad, on rye
7.8 ^#80	Kirk Cousins QB ATL	End of an Era
7.9 ^#81	Tyrod Taylor QB NYJ	KenBone 2016
7.10 ^#82	Javorius Allen RB FA	Permanent Loser
7.11 ^#83	Philip Rivers QB FA	Always Wrong
7.12 ^#84	Travis Benjamin WR FA	Russell's Tears

Round 8
8.1 ^#85	Robert Griffin QB FA	Russell's Tears
8.2 ^#86	Tyler Boyd WR FA	Always Wrong
8.3 ^#87	Jay Ajayi RB FA	Permanent Loser
8.4 ^#88	Charles Sims RB FA	KenBone 2016
8.5 ^#89	William Fuller WR FA	End of an Era
8.6 ^#90	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	Chicken salad, on rye
8.7 ^#91	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	Make it Rayne!
8.8 ^#92	Derek Carr QB NO	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
8.9 ^#93	Michael Crabtree WR FA	Robes Pierre
8.10 ^#94	DeAndre Washington RB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
8.11 ^#95	T.J. Yeldon RB FA	Uranus
8.12 ^#96	Matt Ryan QB FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project

Round 9
9.1 ^#97	Jerick McKinnon RB FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project
9.2 ^#98	Corey Coleman WR FA	Uranus
9.3 ^#99	Chandler Catanzaro K FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
9.4 ^#100	Isaiah Crowell RB FA	Robes Pierre
9.5 ^#101	Danny Woodhead RB FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
9.6 ^#102	Dak Prescott QB DAL	Make it Rayne!
9.7 ^#103	Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN	Permanent Loser
9.8 ^#104	James White RB FA	End of an Era
9.9 ^#105	Rishard Matthews WR FA	KenBone 2016
9.10 ^#106	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	Permanent Loser
9.11 ^#107	Dwayne Allen TE FA	Always Wrong
9.12 ^#108	Jared Cook TE FA	Russell's Tears

Round 10
10.1 ^#109	Stephen Hauschka K FA	Russell's Tears
10.2 ^#110	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	Always Wrong
10.3 ^#111	Brandon McManus K GB	Permanent Loser
10.4 ^#112	Graham Gano K NYG	KenBone 2016
10.5 ^#113	Justin Forsett RB FA	End of an Era
10.6 ^#114	Chris Hogan WR FA	Chicken salad, on rye
10.7 ^#115	Kenyan Drake RB FA	Make it Rayne!
10.8 ^#116	Willie Snead WR FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
10.9 ^#117	Tim Hightower RB FA	Robes Pierre
10.10 ^#118	Kamar Aiken WR FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
10.11 ^#119	Phillip Dorsett WR ATL	Uranus
10.12 ^#120	New York Jets D/ST NYJ	The Tom Brady Redemption Project

Round 11
11.1 ^#121	Alfred Morris RB FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project
11.2 ^#122	Tony Romo QB FA	Uranus
11.3 ^#123	Carson Wentz QB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
11.4 ^#124	Virgil Green TE FA	Robes Pierre
11.5 ^#125	Tevin Coleman RB FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
11.6 ^#126	Mike Wallace WR FA	Make it Rayne!
11.7 ^#127	Mason Crosby K FA	Chicken salad, on rye
11.8 ^#128	Roberto Aguayo K FA	End of an Era
11.9 ^#129	Terrance West RB FA	KenBone 2016
11.10 ^#130	Vincent Jackson WR FA	Always Wrong
11.11 ^#131	Tajae Sharpe WR FA	Russell's Tears

Round 12
12.1 ^#132	Bilal Powell RB FA	Russell's Tears
12.2 ^#133	Blair Walsh K FA	Always Wrong
12.3 ^#134	Jason Witten TE FA	KenBone 2016
12.4 ^#135	Kyle Rudolph TE FA	End of an Era
12.5 ^#136	Jimmy Graham TE FA	Chicken salad, on rye
12.6 ^#137	C.J. Prosise RB FA	Make it Rayne!
12.7 ^#138	Adam Vinatieri K FA	Ken put Robert's Woods in Reggie's Bush
12.8 ^#139	Justin Tucker K BAL	Robes Pierre
12.9 ^#140	Green Bay Packers D/ST GB	Uranus
12.10 ^#141	Dan Bailey K FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project

Round 13
13.1 ^#142	Darren Sproles RB FA	The Tom Brady Redemption Project
13.2 ^#143	Cairo Santos K CHI	Uranus
13.3 ^#144	Torrey Smith WR FA	Russell's Tears

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