Drafts · League of Ambiguous Principles

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Giovani Bernard RB FA	End of an Era
1.2 ^#2	Jordy Nelson WR FA	More Touches Than Jerry
1.3 ^#3	Antonio Brown WR FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
1.4 ^#4	Pierre Garcon WR FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
1.5 ^#5	Vincent Jackson WR FA	This Team is a Joique
1.6 ^#6	Vernon Davis TE FA	Late to the party
1.7 ^#7	Rob Gronkowski TE FA	Riding the High Horse
1.8 ^#8	Andre Johnson WR FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
1.9 ^#9	C.J. Spiller RB FA	Squandered Opportunity
1.10 ^#10	Rashad Jennings RB FA	Robes Pierre
1.11 ^#11	Keenan Allen WR FA	Permanent Loser
1.12 ^#12	Shane Vereen RB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches

Round 2
2.1 ^#13	Reggie Bush RB FA	End of an Era
2.2 ^#14	Cam Newton QB FA	More Touches Than Jerry
2.3 ^#15	Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
2.4 ^#16	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	Peabody's Coaltraine
2.5 ^#17	Roddy White WR FA	This Team is a Joique
2.6 ^#18	T.Y. Hilton WR FA	Late to the party
2.7 ^#19	Tom Brady QB FA	Riding the High Horse
2.8 ^#20	Ben Tate RB FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
2.9 ^#21	Cordarrelle Patterson RB PIT	Squandered Opportunity
2.10 ^#22	Frank Gore RB FA	Robes Pierre
2.11 ^#23	Michael Crabtree WR FA	Permanent Loser
2.12 ^#24	Colin Kaepernick QB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches

Round 3
3.1 ^#25	Torrey Smith WR FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
3.2 ^#26	Bishop Sankey RB FA	Permanent Loser
3.3 ^#27	Julian Edelman WR FA	Robes Pierre
3.4 ^#28	Toby Gerhart RB FA	Squandered Opportunity
3.5 ^#29	Matt Ryan QB FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
3.6 ^#30	Ray Rice RB FA	Riding the High Horse
3.7 ^#31	Marqise Lee WR FA	Late to the party
3.8 ^#32	Joique Bell RB FA	This Team is a Joique
3.9 ^#33	Sammy Watkins WR FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
3.10 ^#34	Trent Richardson RB FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
3.11 ^#35	Jordan Cameron TE FA	More Touches Than Jerry
3.12 ^#36	Jason Witten TE FA	End of an Era

Round 4
4.1 ^#37	Jay Cutler QB FA	End of an Era
4.2 ^#38	Eric Decker WR FA	More Touches Than Jerry
4.3 ^#39	Jordan Reed TE FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
4.4 ^#40	Robert Griffin QB FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
4.5 ^#41	Pierre Thomas RB FA	This Team is a Joique
4.6 ^#42	Jonathan Stewart RB FA	Late to the party
4.7 ^#43	Jeremy Maclin WR FA	Riding the High Horse
4.8 ^#44	Emmanuel Sanders WR FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
4.9 ^#45	Kendall Wright WR FA	End of an Era
4.10 ^#46	Wes Welker WR FA	Robes Pierre
4.11 ^#47	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Permanent Loser
4.12 ^#48	Michael Floyd WR FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches

Round 5
5.1 ^#49	Darren Sproles RB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
5.2 ^#50	Fred Jackson RB FA	Permanent Loser
5.3 ^#51	Steven Jackson RB FA	Robes Pierre
5.4 ^#52	Maurice Jones-Drew RB FA	Squandered Opportunity
5.5 ^#53	Terrance West RB FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
5.6 ^#54	Mike Wallace WR FA	Riding the High Horse
5.7 ^#55	Riley Cooper WR FA	Late to the party
5.8 ^#56	Marques Colston WR FA	This Team is a Joique
5.9 ^#57	Reggie Wayne WR FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
5.10 ^#58	Kelvin Benjamin WR FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
5.11 ^#59	Darren McFadden RB FA	More Touches Than Jerry
5.12 ^#60	Stevan Ridley RB FA	End of an Era

Round 6
6.1 ^#61	DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	End of an Era
6.2 ^#62	Terrance Williams WR FA	More Touches Than Jerry
6.3 ^#63	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	Mark Bavaro Out Route
6.4 ^#64	Golden Tate WR FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
6.5 ^#65	Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR	This Team is a Joique
6.6 ^#66	San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	Late to the party
6.7 ^#67	Lamar Miller RB FA	Riding the High Horse
6.8 ^#68	New England Patriots D/ST NE	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
6.9 ^#69	Justin Hunter WR FA	Squandered Opportunity
6.10 ^#70	Carlos Hyde RB FA	Robes Pierre
6.11 ^#71	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	Permanent Loser
6.12 ^#72	Tony Romo QB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches

Round 7
7.1 ^#73	Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN	THE Doin' Work Bitches
7.2 ^#74	Jordan Matthews WR CAR	Permanent Loser
7.3 ^#75	Kyle Rudolph TE FA	Robes Pierre
7.4 ^#76	Philip Rivers QB FA	Squandered Opportunity
7.5 ^#77	Dennis Pitta TE FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
7.6 ^#78	Knowshon Moreno RB FA	Riding the High Horse
7.7 ^#79	Jeremy Hill RB FA	Late to the party
7.8 ^#80	Hakeem Nicks WR FA	More Touches Than Jerry
7.9 ^#81	Greg Olsen TE FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
7.10 ^#82	Brandin Cooks WR NO	Peabody's Coaltraine
7.11 ^#83	Andy Dalton QB CAR	More Touches Than Jerry
7.12 ^#84	Ben Roethlisberger QB FA	End of an Era

Round 8
8.1 ^#85	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	End of an Era
8.2 ^#86	Chicago Bears D/ST CHI	More Touches Than Jerry
8.3 ^#87	Cecil Shorts WR FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
8.4 ^#88	Martellus Bennett TE FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
8.5 ^#89	Shonn Greene RB FA	This Team is a Joique
8.6 ^#90	Markus Wheaton WR FA	Late to the party
8.7 ^#91	Paul Richardson WR FA	Riding the High Horse
8.8 ^#92	Mike Evans WR TB	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
8.9 ^#93	Charles Clay TE FA	Squandered Opportunity
8.10 ^#94	Carson Palmer QB FA	Robes Pierre
8.11 ^#95	Rueben Randle WR FA	Permanent Loser
8.12 ^#96	Danny Amendola WR FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches

Round 9
9.1 ^#97	Ladarius Green TE FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
9.2 ^#98	Danny Woodhead RB FA	Permanent Loser
9.3 ^#99	Andre Williams RB FA	Robes Pierre
9.4 ^#100	Stephen Gostkowski K FA	Squandered Opportunity
9.5 ^#101	Josh McCown QB FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
9.6 ^#102	Bernard Pierce RB FA	Riding the High Horse
9.7 ^#103	Jake Locker QB FA	Late to the party
9.8 ^#104	Jarrett Boykin WR FA	This Team is a Joique
9.9 ^#105	Christine Michael RB FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
9.10 ^#106	DeAngelo Williams RB FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
9.11 ^#107	Heath Miller TE FA	More Touches Than Jerry
9.12 ^#108	Devonta Freeman RB FA	End of an Era

Round 10
10.1 ^#109	Eric Ebron TE FA	End of an Era
10.2 ^#110	Lance Dunbar RB FA	More Touches Than Jerry
10.3 ^#111	Anquan Boldin WR FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
10.4 ^#112	Robert Turbin RB FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
10.5 ^#113	Benny Cunningham RB FA	This Team is a Joique
10.6 ^#114	Andrew Hawkins WR FA	Late to the party
10.7 ^#115	Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI	Riding the High Horse
10.8 ^#116	Antonio Gates TE FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
10.9 ^#117	Dwayne Bowe WR FA	Squandered Opportunity
10.10 ^#118	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	Robes Pierre
10.11 ^#119	Doug Baldwin WR FA	Permanent Loser
10.12 ^#120	Justin Tucker K BAL	THE Doin' Work Bitches

Round 11
11.1 ^#121	Jace Amaro TE FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches
11.2 ^#122	Knile Davis RB FA	Permanent Loser
11.3 ^#123	Steve Smith WR FA	Robes Pierre
11.4 ^#124	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	Squandered Opportunity
11.5 ^#125	Stephen Hauschka K FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
11.6 ^#126	Phil Dawson K FA	Riding the High Horse
11.7 ^#127	LeGarrette Blount RB FA	Late to the party
11.8 ^#128	Josh Gordon WR FA	This Team is a Joique
11.9 ^#129	Mason Crosby K FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
11.10 ^#130	Chris Ivory RB FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
11.11 ^#131	Dan Bailey K FA	More Touches Than Jerry
11.12 ^#132	Blair Walsh K FA	End of an Era

Round 12
12.1 ^#133	Nick Novak K FA	Mark Bavaro Out Route
12.2 ^#134	Aaron Dobson WR FA	Peabody's Coaltraine
12.3 ^#135	Matt Bryant K FA	This Team is a Joique
12.4 ^#136	Adam Vinatieri K FA	Late to the party
12.5 ^#137	John Brown WR FA	Riding the High Horse
12.6 ^#138	Ahmad Bradshaw RB FA	Lace & Ice Top, Drew's Luck Bottom
12.7 ^#139	Travis Kelce TE KC	Squandered Opportunity
12.8 ^#140	Greg Zuerlein K NYJ	Robes Pierre
12.9 ^#141	Brandon McManus K GB	Permanent Loser
12.10 ^#142	Jeff Garcia QB FA	THE Doin' Work Bitches

Round 13
13.1 ^#143	Tampa Bay Buccaneers D/ST TB	Squandered Opportunity
13.2 ^#144	Timothy Wright TE FA	This Team is a Joique

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