Drafts · King of the no ball, pussy losers

Pick	Player	Team
For sale by owner
1.1 ^#1	Ashton Jeanty RB LV	For sale by owner
1.3 ^#3	Omarion Hampton RB LAC	For sale by owner
1.7 ^#7	Matthew Golden WR GB	For sale by owner
1.10 ^#10	Keon Coleman WR BUF	For sale by owner
2.5 ^#17	Kyle Pitts TE ATL	For sale by owner
3.2 ^#26	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	For sale by owner
5.1 ^#49	Cam Little K JAC	For sale by owner

The Collusionists
1.2 ^#2	TreVeyon Henderson RB NE	The Collusionists
1.4 ^#4	Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR	The Collusionists
1.6 ^#6	Travis Hunter WR JAC	The Collusionists
1.11 ^#11	Tyler Warren TE IND	The Collusionists
7.7 ^#74	Woody Marks RB HOU	The Collusionists
8.6 ^#82	Isaac TeSlaa WR DET	The Collusionists
9.1 ^#84	Chris Rodriguez RB WAS	The Collusionists

Fire O'Connell
1.5 ^#5	Emeka Egbuka WR TB	Fire O'Connell
1.8 ^#8	RJ Harvey RB DEN	Fire O'Connell
2.6 ^#18	Quinshon Judkins RB CLE	Fire O'Connell
3.1 ^#25	Ollie Gordon RB MIA	Fire O'Connell
3.5 ^#29	Colston Loveland TE CHI	Fire O'Connell
4.5 ^#41	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	Fire O'Connell
5.5 ^#53	Wil Lutz K DEN	Fire O'Connell

The Collusioneers
1.9 ^#9	Mark Andrews TE BAL	The Collusioneers
1.12 ^#12	Dak Prescott QB DAL	The Collusioneers
3.10 ^#34	Stefon Diggs WR NE	The Collusioneers
4.1 ^#37	Brock Purdy QB SF	The Collusioneers
4.2 ^#38	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	The Collusioneers
4.10 ^#46	Jauan Jennings WR SF	The Collusioneers
5.2 ^#50	Cameron Dicker K LAC	The Collusioneers

Chubb in the B gap
2.1 ^#13	Kaleb Johnson RB PIT	Chubb in the B gap
3.6 ^#30	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	Chubb in the B gap
4.6 ^#42	Jerome Ford RB CLE	Chubb in the B gap
5.6 ^#54	Dylan Sampson RB CLE	Chubb in the B gap
6.3 ^#62	Harrison Butker K KC	Chubb in the B gap
7.3 ^#70	Detroit Lions D/ST DET	Chubb in the B gap
8.3 ^#79	Drake Maye QB NE	Chubb in the B gap

Django Achane’d
2.2 ^#14	Dalton Kincaid TE BUF	Django Achane’d
2.8 ^#20	Jaydon Blue RB DAL	Django Achane’d
3.8 ^#32	Brandon Aubrey K DAL	Django Achane’d
4.8 ^#44	Luther Burden WR CHI	Django Achane’d
5.8 ^#56	Kyle Monangai RB CHI	Django Achane’d
6.5 ^#64	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	Django Achane’d
7.5 ^#72	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	Django Achane’d

Kaatkizzle
2.3 ^#15	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	Kaatkizzle
2.11 ^#23	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	Kaatkizzle
4.3 ^#39	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	Kaatkizzle
5.3 ^#51	Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU	Kaatkizzle
6.1 ^#60	Jordan Love QB GB	Kaatkizzle
7.1 ^#68	Terrance Ferguson TE LAR	Kaatkizzle
8.1 ^#77	Tory Horton WR SEA	Kaatkizzle

snowflake divas
2.4 ^#16	Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS	snowflake divas
3.4 ^#28	Javonte Williams RB DAL	snowflake divas
4.4 ^#40	Evan Engram TE DEN	snowflake divas
5.4 ^#52	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	snowflake divas
6.2 ^#61	Jake Bates K DET	snowflake divas
7.2 ^#69	Rachaad White RB TB	snowflake divas
8.2 ^#78	Sam Darnold QB SEA	snowflake divas

CAN’T STOP TUTEN
2.7 ^#19	Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC	CAN’T STOP TUTEN
2.9 ^#21	Cam Skattebo RB NYG	CAN’T STOP TUTEN
3.11 ^#35	Khalil Shakir WR BUF	CAN’T STOP TUTEN
4.11 ^#47	Jayden Reed WR GB	CAN’T STOP TUTEN
5.10 ^#58	Najee Harris RB LAC	CAN’T STOP TUTEN
6.7 ^#66	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	CAN’T STOP TUTEN
7.8 ^#75	Evan McPherson K CIN	CAN’T STOP TUTEN

Dirty Mike and the boys
2.10 ^#22	Tre' Harris WR LAC	Dirty Mike and the boys
3.7 ^#31	Jayden Higgins WR HOU	Dirty Mike and the boys
4.7 ^#43	Chris Godwin WR TB	Dirty Mike and the boys
5.7 ^#55	Chase McLaughlin K TB	Dirty Mike and the boys
6.4 ^#63	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	Dirty Mike and the boys
7.4 ^#71	J.J. McCarthy QB MIN	Dirty Mike and the boys
8.4 ^#80	Josh Downs WR IND	Dirty Mike and the boys

Murder She Wrote
2.12 ^#24	Jakobi Meyers WR JAC	Murder She Wrote
3.12 ^#36	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Murder She Wrote
4.12 ^#48	Chris Boswell K PIT	Murder She Wrote
5.11 ^#59	Green Bay Packers D/ST GB	Murder She Wrote
6.8 ^#67	Tyler Allgeier RB ATL	Murder She Wrote
7.9 ^#76	Christian Kirk WR HOU	Murder She Wrote
8.7 ^#83	Rico Dowdle RB CAR	Murder She Wrote

Aim for the bushes
3.3 ^#27	Tucker Kraft TE GB	Aim for the bushes
3.9 ^#33	David Njoku TE CLE	Aim for the bushes
4.9 ^#45	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	Aim for the bushes
5.9 ^#57	Tyler Bass K BUF	Aim for the bushes
6.6 ^#65	Rashod Bateman WR BAL	Aim for the bushes
7.6 ^#73	Xavier Legette WR CAR	Aim for the bushes
8.5 ^#81	Ray Davis RB BUF	Aim for the bushes

For sale by owner

The Collusionists

Fire O'Connell

The Collusioneers

Chubb in the B gap

Django Achane’d

Kaatkizzle

snowflake divas

CAN’T STOP TUTEN

Dirty Mike and the boys

Murder She Wrote

Aim for the bushes