Flaming Hemorroids · Snow Flakes · NFL

Player		Week 2			Rank				Fantasy					Availability
Flaming Hemorroids
Name		Opp	FPts		Draft	PPR	2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Kirk Cousins QB ATL (6)		@PHIL 28-34	119.97				37		32	44.09	49.19	39.2 392.38 Total		Locked	QB
Jared Goff QB DET (8)		SEAL 31-37	99.28				11		69.07	67.91	72.92	69 1,172.17 Total		Locked	FLEX
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)		@DALL 10-30	6.5		RB13		14		116.4↑	73.8	67.78	81.2 1,298.87 Total		Locked	RB
Tony Pollard RB TEN (10)		NYJW 30-10	108.5				18		60.5	79	99.84	70 1,189.7 Total		Locked	RB
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)		@PHIL 28-34	147.5		WR11		15		96↑	62.5	43.4	51.9 882.5 Total		Locked	WR
Tee Higgins WR CIN (10)		BALL 24-27	89.5		WR13		26		64.5↑	52.83	53.8	49.7 746 Total		Locked	WR
Michael Pittman WR IND (11)		@HOUW 31-20	56				30		10.5↓	16.83↓	29.6	42.6 724 Total		Locked	WR
OUTAmari Cooper WR FA (9)		@PITL 22-26	76											Locked	WR
Dallas Goedert TE PHI (9)		MINW 34-28	23				13		17↓	40	42.7	38.3 573.8 Total		Locked	TE
QGraham Gano K NYG (14)		@ARIW 31-28	7.8				37		6↓	7.07	9.6	9.6 48 Total		Locked	K
Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE (9)		@PITL 22-26	49.3				5		99.4↑	70.6	66.98	69.5 1,181.3 Total		Locked	D/ST
Washington Commanders D/ST WAS (12)		@DENW 35-33	57.2				25		55.7	62.2	63.78	59 1,002.5 Total		Locked	D/ST

Benched
QKyler Murray QB ARI (8)		NYGL 28-31	—				36		74.42	73.28	79.18	79.2 395.89 Total		Locked	BN
Jaylen Warren RB PIT (5)		CLEW 26-22	68		RB24		17		94.4↑	95.73	78.86	75.4 1,206.8 Total		Locked	BN
Samaje Perine RB CIN (12)		WASL 33-35	19				52		48↑	38.67	39.68	33 494.7 Total		Locked	BN
Dameon Pierce RB KC (6)		INDL 20-31	38.5				124		9	6.07	8.44	8.4 42.2 Total		Locked	BN
Elijah Mitchell RB NE (14)		MIAL 17-24	—				152		0	0	0	0 0 Total		Locked	BN
Nico Collins WR HOU (6)		INDL 20-31	120		WR8		8		45.5↓	56.07	69.24	63.4 951.7 Total		Locked	BN
Courtland Sutton WR DEN (12)		WASL 33-35	54		WR28		16		4.5↓	37.17	53.6	51.4 873.7 Total		Locked	BN
QDalton Schultz TE HOU (6)		INDL 20-31	28				6		55.5↑	35.83	40.3	40.5 688.5 Total		Locked	BN

Record

7-7

Points

9,059.67-9,738.85

Rank

2

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Fri 2/27/26 3:41 PM

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Roster

3 QB 1-3
6 RB 2-7
6 WR 4-9
2 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
2 D/ST 2-3
12 Start 12 max
0 IR 15 max
0 TAXI 5 max
20 Active 20 max
20 Total 40 max

Keepers

6 Set / 15 Allowed