Drafts · The "Ironman suuucks!" Football League

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN	Satan's not in the mood
1.2 ^#2	Bijan Robinson RB ATL	Yay Team
1.3 ^#3	Saquon Barkley RB PHI	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
1.4 ^#4	CeeDee Lamb WR DAL	Adventures in Babysitting
1.5 ^#5	Derrick Henry RB BAL	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
1.6 ^#6	Christian McCaffrey RB SF	The Condiment Kings
1.7 ^#7	Justin Jefferson WR MIN	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
1.8 ^#8	Kyren Williams RB LAR	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
1.9 ^#9	Ashton Jeanty RB LV	The Dark Woke
1.10 ^#10	Lamar Jackson QB BAL	Loser at Home and Work...

Round 2
2.1 ^#11	Nico Collins WR HOU	The Dark Woke
2.2 ^#12	Josh Allen QB BUF	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
2.3 ^#13	Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
2.4 ^#14	A.J. Brown WR PHI	The Condiment Kings
2.5 ^#15	Joe Burrow QB CIN	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
2.6 ^#16	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
2.7 ^#17	George Kittle TE SF	Yay Team

Round 3
3.1 ^#18	Jonathan Taylor RB IND	Satan's not in the mood
3.2 ^#19	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	Yay Team
3.3 ^#20	Jalen Hurts QB PHI	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
3.4 ^#21	Josh Jacobs RB GB	Adventures in Babysitting
3.5 ^#22	Mark Andrews TE BAL	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
3.6 ^#23	Breece Hall RB NYJ	The Condiment Kings
3.7 ^#24	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
3.8 ^#25	Chuba Hubbard RB CAR	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
3.9 ^#26	Chase Brown RB CIN	Loser at Home and Work...

Round 4
4.1 ^#27	Omarion Hampton RB LAC	Loser at Home and Work...
4.2 ^#28	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	The Dark Woke
4.3 ^#29	TreVeyon Henderson RB NE	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
4.4 ^#30	Davante Adams WR LAR	The Condiment Kings
4.5 ^#31	De'Von Achane RB MIA	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
4.6 ^#32	Travis Kelce TE KC	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
4.7 ^#33	Garrett Wilson WR NYJ	Satan's not in the mood

Round 5
5.1 ^#34	Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR	Satan's not in the mood
5.2 ^#35	Jerry Jeudy WR CLE	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
5.3 ^#36	Baker Mayfield QB TB	Adventures in Babysitting
5.4 ^#37	DJ Moore WR CHI	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
5.5 ^#38	Justin Herbert QB LAC	The Condiment Kings
5.6 ^#39	Tyler Warren TE IND	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
5.7 ^#40	Dak Prescott QB DAL	Loser at Home and Work...

Round 6
6.1 ^#41	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	Loser at Home and Work...
6.2 ^#42	Tucker Kraft TE GB	The Dark Woke
6.3 ^#43	DK Metcalf WR PIT	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
6.4 ^#44	Marvin Harrison WR ARI	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
6.5 ^#45	David Njoku TE CLE	The Condiment Kings
6.6 ^#46	Alvin Kamara RB NO	Adventures in Babysitting
6.7 ^#47	Aaron Jones RB MIN	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
6.8 ^#48	Bo Nix QB DEN	Yay Team
6.9 ^#49	Isiah Pacheco RB KC	Satan's not in the mood

Round 7
7.1 ^#50	RJ Harvey RB DEN	Satan's not in the mood
7.2 ^#51	Xavier Worthy WR KC	Yay Team
7.3 ^#52	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	Adventures in Babysitting
7.4 ^#53	Zay Flowers WR BAL	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
7.5 ^#54	David Montgomery RB DET	The Condiment Kings
7.6 ^#55	George Pickens WR DAL	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
7.7 ^#56	Travis Hunter WR JAC	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
7.8 ^#57	D'Andre Swift RB CHI	The Dark Woke
7.9 ^#58	DeVonta Smith WR PHI	Loser at Home and Work...

Round 8
8.1 ^#59	Jaylen Waddle WR MIA	Loser at Home and Work...
8.2 ^#60	Rashee Rice WR KC	The Dark Woke
8.3 ^#61	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
8.4 ^#62	Tony Pollard RB TEN	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
8.5 ^#63	Stefon Diggs WR NE	The Condiment Kings
8.6 ^#64	Rome Odunze WR CHI	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
8.7 ^#65	Kaleb Johnson RB PIT	Adventures in Babysitting
8.8 ^#66	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
8.9 ^#67	Brian Robinson RB SF	Yay Team
8.10 ^#68	Ricky Pearsall WR SF	Satan's not in the mood

Round 9
9.1 ^#69	Colston Loveland TE CHI	Satan's not in the mood
9.2 ^#70	Tyrone Tracy RB NYG	Yay Team
9.3 ^#71	Kyler Murray QB ARI	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
9.4 ^#72	Chris Olave WR NO	Adventures in Babysitting
9.5 ^#73	Evan Engram TE DEN	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
9.6 ^#74	Jaylen Warren RB PIT	The Condiment Kings
9.7 ^#75	Hunter Henry TE NE	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
9.8 ^#76	Jordan Addison WR MIN	The Dark Woke
9.9 ^#77	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	Loser at Home and Work...

Round 10
10.1 ^#78	Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE	The Dark Woke
10.2 ^#79	Emeka Egbuka WR TB	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
10.3 ^#80	Jordan Mason RB MIN	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
10.4 ^#81	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	The Condiment Kings
10.5 ^#82	Jared Goff QB DET	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
10.6 ^#83	Jayden Reed WR GB	Adventures in Babysitting
10.7 ^#84	Jakobi Meyers WR JAC	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
10.8 ^#85	Joe Mixon RB HOU	Yay Team
10.9 ^#86	Dalton Kincaid TE BUF	Satan's not in the mood

Round 11
11.1 ^#87	Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS	Satan's not in the mood
11.2 ^#88	Jauan Jennings WR SF	Yay Team
11.3 ^#89	Josh Downs WR IND	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
11.4 ^#90	C.J. Stroud QB HOU	The Condiment Kings
11.5 ^#91	Travis Etienne RB JAC	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
11.6 ^#92	Cam Skattebo RB NYG	The Dark Woke

Round 12
12.1 ^#93	Brock Purdy QB SF	Loser at Home and Work...
12.2 ^#94	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	The Dark Woke
12.3 ^#95	Zach Charbonnet RB SEA	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
12.4 ^#96	Tank Bigsby RB PHI	The Condiment Kings
12.5 ^#97	Javonte Williams RB DAL	Adventures in Babysitting
12.6 ^#98	Rico Dowdle RB CAR	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
12.7 ^#99	J.K. Dobbins RB DEN	Yay Team

Round 13
13.1 ^#100	Trevor Lawrence QB JAC	Satan's not in the mood
13.2 ^#101	Chris Godwin WR TB	Yay Team
13.3 ^#102	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
13.4 ^#103	Matthew Golden WR GB	Adventures in Babysitting
13.5 ^#104	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
13.6 ^#105	Khalil Shakir WR BUF	The Condiment Kings
13.7 ^#106	Keon Coleman WR BUF	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
13.8 ^#107	Jayden Higgins WR HOU	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
13.9 ^#108	Kyle Pitts TE ATL	The Dark Woke
13.10 ^#109	Braelon Allen RB NYJ	Loser at Home and Work...

Round 14
14.1 ^#110	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	Loser at Home and Work...
14.2 ^#111	Caleb Williams QB CHI	The Dark Woke
14.3 ^#112	J.J. McCarthy QB MIN	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
14.4 ^#113	Quinshon Judkins RB CLE	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
14.5 ^#114	Ray Davis RB BUF	The Condiment Kings
14.6 ^#115	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
14.7 ^#116	Najee Harris RB LAC	Adventures in Babysitting
14.8 ^#117	Chris Boswell K PIT	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
14.9 ^#118	Darnell Mooney WR ATL	Yay Team

Round 15
15.1 ^#119	Justin Fields QB NYJ	Satan's not in the mood
15.2 ^#120	Jordan Love QB GB	Yay Team
15.3 ^#121	Rachaad White RB TB	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
15.4 ^#122	Michael Pittman WR IND	Adventures in Babysitting
15.5 ^#123	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
15.6 ^#124	Jonnu Smith TE PIT	The Condiment Kings
15.7 ^#125	Rashid Shaheed WR SEA	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
15.8 ^#126	Cameron Dicker K LAC	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
15.9 ^#127	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	The Dark Woke
15.10 ^#128	Jake Bates K DET	Loser at Home and Work...

Round 16
16.1 ^#129	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	Loser at Home and Work...
16.2 ^#130	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	The Dark Woke
16.3 ^#131	Michael Penix QB ATL	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
16.4 ^#132	Detroit Lions D/ST DET	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
16.5 ^#133	Christian Kirk WR HOU	The Condiment Kings
16.6 ^#134	Marvin Mims WR DEN	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
16.7 ^#135	Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC	Adventures in Babysitting
16.8 ^#136	Wil Lutz K DEN	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
16.9 ^#137	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	Yay Team
16.10 ^#138	Kyle Williams WR NE	Satan's not in the mood

Round 17
17.1 ^#139	Cam Ward QB TEN	Satan's not in the mood
17.2 ^#140	Jake Ferguson TE DAL	Yay Team
17.3 ^#141	Keenan Allen WR LAC	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
17.4 ^#142	Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA	Adventures in Babysitting
17.5 ^#143	Justice Hill RB BAL	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
17.6 ^#144	Green Bay Packers D/ST GB	The Condiment Kings
17.7 ^#145	Bryce Young QB CAR	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
17.8 ^#146	Jaydon Blue RB DAL	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
17.9 ^#147	Chase McLaughlin K TB	The Dark Woke
17.10 ^#148	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Loser at Home and Work...

Round 18
18.1 ^#149	Rashod Bateman WR BAL	Loser at Home and Work...
18.2 ^#150	Tyler Loop K BAL	The Dark Woke
18.3 ^#151	Luther Burden WR CHI	The Anti Lobster Thermidors
18.4 ^#152	Harrison Butker K KC	Our Masked Crusaders Have New Transportation…
18.5 ^#153	Tyler Bass K BUF	The Condiment Kings
18.6 ^#154	Keaton Mitchell RB BAL	The Small Midwestern Frail Birds
18.7 ^#155	Evan McPherson K CIN	Adventures in Babysitting
18.8 ^#156	Alec Pierce WR IND	Wayne Enterprises & Princess Unikitty Soundsystems Corp
18.9 ^#157	Jake Elliott K PHI	Yay Team
18.10 ^#158	Brandon McManus K GB	Satan's not in the mood

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