Drafts · Lowell Karr Fantasy Football League

Pick	Player	Team
Albuquerque Assmonglers
1.1 ^#1	Bijan Robinson RB ATL	Albuquerque Assmonglers
1.6 ^#6	Christian McCaffrey RB SF	Albuquerque Assmonglers
1.10 ^#10	A.J. Brown WR PHI	Albuquerque Assmonglers
4.4 ^#34	Sam LaPorta TE DET	Albuquerque Assmonglers
4.7 ^#37	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	Albuquerque Assmonglers
4.8 ^#38	Zay Flowers WR BAL	Albuquerque Assmonglers
7.1 ^#64	Chris Olave WR NO	Albuquerque Assmonglers
9.1 ^#80	Chris Godwin WR TB	Albuquerque Assmonglers
12.12 ^#126	Washington Commanders D/ST WAS	Albuquerque Assmonglers
13.1 ^#127	Cameron Dicker K LAC	Albuquerque Assmonglers
14.11 ^#146	Cam Ward QB TEN	Albuquerque Assmonglers
15.5 ^#151	Tom Brady QB FA	Albuquerque Assmonglers
16.6 ^#163	Isaiah Likely TE BAL	Albuquerque Assmonglers
17.1 ^#164	Eli Manning QB FA	Albuquerque Assmonglers

Rashee's Drag Race
1.2 ^#2	Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET	Rashee's Drag Race
1.3 ^#3	CeeDee Lamb WR DAL	Rashee's Drag Race
2.7 ^#18	Jalen Hurts QB PHI	Rashee's Drag Race
3.3 ^#22	Alvin Kamara RB NO	Rashee's Drag Race
3.11 ^#30	Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR	Rashee's Drag Race
5.2 ^#43	Jaylen Waddle WR MIA	Rashee's Drag Race
5.3 ^#44	RJ Harvey RB DEN	Rashee's Drag Race
6.1 ^#53	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	Rashee's Drag Race
6.10 ^#62	Justin Fields QB NYJ	Rashee's Drag Race
9.3 ^#82	Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE	Rashee's Drag Race
9.8 ^#87	J.K. Dobbins RB DEN	Rashee's Drag Race
10.1 ^#92	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	Rashee's Drag Race
10.10 ^#101	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	Rashee's Drag Race
11.1 ^#103	Brandon Aubrey K DAL	Rashee's Drag Race

The Shortest Yard
1.4 ^#4	Saquon Barkley RB PHI	The Shortest Yard
2.6 ^#17	Marvin Harrison WR ARI	The Shortest Yard
3.1 ^#20	Omarion Hampton RB LAC	The Shortest Yard
4.9 ^#39	DeVonta Smith WR PHI	The Shortest Yard
5.4 ^#45	Xavier Worthy WR KC	The Shortest Yard
6.9 ^#61	Travis Kelce TE KC	The Shortest Yard
7.4 ^#67	C.J. Stroud QB HOU	The Shortest Yard
8.6 ^#79	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	The Shortest Yard
9.4 ^#83	Michael Penix QB ATL	The Shortest Yard
10.9 ^#100	Najee Harris RB LAC	The Shortest Yard
11.4 ^#106	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	The Shortest Yard
12.9 ^#123	Nick Chubb RB HOU	The Shortest Yard
15.1 ^#147	Rashod Bateman WR BAL	The Shortest Yard
15.3 ^#149	Wil Lutz K DEN	The Shortest Yard

Various Football Players
1.5 ^#5	Derrick Henry RB BAL	Various Football Players
3.5 ^#24	Breece Hall RB NYJ	Various Football Players
5.5 ^#46	Aaron Jones RB MIN	Various Football Players
6.8 ^#60	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	Various Football Players
7.5 ^#68	Rome Odunze WR CHI	Various Football Players
8.5 ^#78	Caleb Williams QB CHI	Various Football Players
9.5 ^#84	Tyler Warren TE IND	Various Football Players
10.8 ^#99	Dalton Kincaid TE BUF	Various Football Players
11.5 ^#107	Josh Downs WR IND	Various Football Players
12.8 ^#122	J.J. McCarthy QB MIN	Various Football Players
13.3 ^#129	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	Various Football Players
14.8 ^#143	Marvin Mims WR DEN	Various Football Players
15.4 ^#150	Chris Boswell K PIT	Various Football Players
16.4 ^#161	Hunter Henry TE NE	Various Football Players

2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
1.7 ^#7	Ashton Jeanty RB LV	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
2.4 ^#15	Tee Higgins WR CIN	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
3.7 ^#26	TreVeyon Henderson RB NE	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
3.10 ^#29	DJ Moore WR CHI	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
4.6 ^#36	David Montgomery RB DET	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
4.10 ^#40	Tony Pollard RB TEN	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
6.6 ^#58	Kyler Murray QB ARI	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
7.7 ^#70	Stefon Diggs WR NE	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
10.6 ^#97	Evan Engram TE DEN	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
11.7 ^#109	Drake Maye QB NE	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
12.6 ^#120	Kyle Pitts TE ATL	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
13.5 ^#131	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
14.6 ^#141	Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers
15.6 ^#152	Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU	2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers

Flying Tacos
1.8 ^#8	Josh Jacobs RB GB	Flying Tacos
3.8 ^#27	Jameson Williams WR DET	Flying Tacos
4.5 ^#35	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	Flying Tacos
5.7 ^#48	Bo Nix QB DEN	Flying Tacos
8.3 ^#76	Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS	Flying Tacos
10.5 ^#96	David Njoku TE CLE	Flying Tacos
11.8 ^#110	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	Flying Tacos
12.5 ^#119	Rashid Shaheed WR SEA	Flying Tacos
12.10 ^#124	Jaydon Blue RB DAL	Flying Tacos
13.6 ^#132	Brenton Strange TE JAC	Flying Tacos
14.5 ^#140	Trevor Lawrence QB JAC	Flying Tacos
15.7 ^#153	New York Jets D/ST NYJ	Flying Tacos
16.3 ^#160	Tyler Bass K BUF	Flying Tacos
17.4 ^#167	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	Flying Tacos

Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
1.9 ^#9	Trey McBride TE ARI	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
2.3 ^#14	James Cook RB BUF	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
4.3 ^#33	Joe Burrow QB CIN	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
5.9 ^#50	Jordan Mason RB MIN	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
6.2 ^#54	Joe Mixon RB HOU	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
6.3 ^#55	Zach Charbonnet RB SEA	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
6.5 ^#57	Ricky Pearsall WR SF	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
9.2 ^#81	Javonte Williams RB DAL	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
9.7 ^#86	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
10.3 ^#94	Ray Davis RB BUF	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
10.7 ^#98	Darnell Mooney WR ATL	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
10.11 ^#102	Michael Pittman WR IND	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
11.10 ^#112	Jake Ferguson TE DAL	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers
11.12 ^#114	Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF	Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers

Grandpa Rivers
1.11 ^#11	Drake London WR ATL	Grandpa Rivers
2.1 ^#12	Jonathan Taylor RB IND	Grandpa Rivers
2.2 ^#13	Mike Evans WR TB	Grandpa Rivers
2.8 ^#19	Kenneth Walker RB SEA	Grandpa Rivers
3.4 ^#23	James Conner RB ARI	Grandpa Rivers
7.10 ^#73	Dak Prescott QB DAL	Grandpa Rivers
8.2 ^#75	Matthew Golden WR GB	Grandpa Rivers
9.10 ^#89	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	Grandpa Rivers
11.2 ^#104	Jake Bates K DET	Grandpa Rivers
12.11 ^#125	Jerome Ford RB CLE	Grandpa Rivers
13.2 ^#128	Rachaad White RB TB	Grandpa Rivers
15.2 ^#148	Jared Goff QB DET	Grandpa Rivers
16.5 ^#162	Adam Thielen WR PIT	Grandpa Rivers
17.2 ^#165	Blake Corum RB LAR	Grandpa Rivers

The Assmongler Strikes Back
2.5 ^#16	Davante Adams WR LAR	The Assmongler Strikes Back
3.6 ^#25	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	The Assmongler Strikes Back
5.6 ^#47	Kaleb Johnson RB PIT	The Assmongler Strikes Back
6.7 ^#59	Baker Mayfield QB TB	The Assmongler Strikes Back
7.6 ^#69	Brock Purdy QB SF	The Assmongler Strikes Back
8.4 ^#77	Jakobi Meyers WR JAC	The Assmongler Strikes Back
9.6 ^#85	Khalil Shakir WR BUF	The Assmongler Strikes Back
11.6 ^#108	Brian Robinson RB SF	The Assmongler Strikes Back
12.7 ^#121	Detroit Lions D/ST DET	The Assmongler Strikes Back
13.4 ^#130	Dylan Sampson RB CLE	The Assmongler Strikes Back
13.8 ^#134	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	The Assmongler Strikes Back
14.7 ^#142	Jayden Higgins WR HOU	The Assmongler Strikes Back
17.3 ^#166	Harrison Butker K KC	The Assmongler Strikes Back
18.1 ^#168	Tre' Harris WR LAC	The Assmongler Strikes Back

Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
3.2 ^#21	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
4.1 ^#31	D'Andre Swift RB CHI	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
7.2 ^#65	Emeka Egbuka WR TB	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
9.12 ^#91	Braelon Allen RB NYJ	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
11.3 ^#105	Keon Coleman WR BUF	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
12.1 ^#115	Tyler Allgeier RB ATL	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
12.3 ^#117	Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
13.9 ^#135	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
14.1 ^#136	Keenan Allen WR LAC	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
14.3 ^#138	Jordan Love QB GB	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
14.9 ^#144	Ollie Gordon RB MIA	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
14.10 ^#145	Will Shipley RB PHI	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
15.9 ^#155	Green Bay Packers D/ST GB	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers
15.11 ^#157	Tyler Loop K BAL	Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers

Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
3.9 ^#28	Chuba Hubbard RB CAR	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
5.8 ^#49	George Pickens WR DAL	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
6.4 ^#56	Mark Andrews TE BAL	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
6.11 ^#63	Jerry Jeudy WR CLE	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
7.3 ^#66	Tank Bigsby RB PHI	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
7.8 ^#71	Jayden Reed WR GB	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
9.9 ^#88	Quinshon Judkins RB CLE	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
10.4 ^#95	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
11.9 ^#111	Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
12.4 ^#118	Trey Benson RB ARI	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
13.7 ^#133	Christian Kirk WR HOU	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
14.4 ^#139	Isaac Guerendo RB SF	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
15.8 ^#154	Cedric Tillman WR CLE	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns
16.2 ^#159	Chase McLaughlin K TB	Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns

Rashee's Rap Sheet
4.2 ^#32	DK Metcalf WR PIT	Rashee's Rap Sheet
4.11 ^#41	Isiah Pacheco RB KC	Rashee's Rap Sheet
5.1 ^#42	Travis Hunter WR JAC	Rashee's Rap Sheet
5.10 ^#51	Jaylen Warren RB PIT	Rashee's Rap Sheet
5.11 ^#52	Travis Etienne RB JAC	Rashee's Rap Sheet
7.9 ^#72	Jordan Addison WR MIN	Rashee's Rap Sheet
8.1 ^#74	Colston Loveland TE CHI	Rashee's Rap Sheet
9.11 ^#90	Jauan Jennings WR SF	Rashee's Rap Sheet
10.2 ^#93	Cam Skattebo RB NYG	Rashee's Rap Sheet
11.11 ^#113	Luther Burden WR CHI	Rashee's Rap Sheet
12.2 ^#116	Tyjae Spears RB TEN	Rashee's Rap Sheet
14.2 ^#137	Justin Herbert QB LAC	Rashee's Rap Sheet
15.10 ^#156	Bryce Young QB CAR	Rashee's Rap Sheet
16.1 ^#158	Joshua Palmer WR BUF	Rashee's Rap Sheet

Albuquerque Assmonglers

Rashee's Drag Race

The Shortest Yard

Various Football Players

2Albuquerque 2Assmonglers

Flying Tacos

Famous Original Albuquerque Assmonglers

Grandpa Rivers

The Assmongler Strikes Back

Commissioner of Albuquerque, Assmonglers

Lamar, Ja'Marr, and Interns

Rashee's Rap Sheet