Drafts · Not Like Winners

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Todd Gurley RB FA	Tom Brady's Revenge
1.2 ^#2	Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	George's Lockett
1.3 ^#3	Alvin Kamara RB NO	Dick's Crab Shack
1.4 ^#4	Le'Veon Bell RB FA	The rere return
1.5 ^#5	Antonio Brown WR FA	Change My Mind
1.6 ^#6	Saquon Barkley RB PHI	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
1.7 ^#7	DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	China Food Champions
1.8 ^#8	Leonard Fournette RB FA	The Big Tebowski
1.9 ^#9	Odell Beckham WR FA	Jimmy's Daddy
1.10 ^#10	Julio Jones WR FA	The Mixon Administration

Round 2
2.1 ^#11	Michael Thomas WR FA	The Mixon Administration
2.2 ^#12	Rob Gronkowski TE FA	Jimmy's Daddy
2.3 ^#13	Amari Cooper WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
2.4 ^#14	A.J. Green WR FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
2.5 ^#15	Dalvin Cook RB FA	Change My Mind
2.6 ^#16	Davante Adams WR LAR	The rere return
2.7 ^#17	Travis Kelce TE KC	Dick's Crab Shack
2.8 ^#18	T.Y. Hilton WR FA	George's Lockett
2.9 ^#19	Aaron Rodgers QB PIT	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 3
3.1 ^#20	Christian McCaffrey RB SF	George's Lockett
3.2 ^#21	Lamar Miller RB FA	Change My Mind
3.3 ^#22	Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
3.4 ^#23	Josh Gordon WR FA	The Big Tebowski
3.5 ^#24	Alex Collins RB FA	Jimmy's Daddy
3.6 ^#25	Stefon Diggs WR NE	The Mixon Administration

Round 4
4.1 ^#26	Derrick Henry RB BAL	The Mixon Administration
4.2 ^#27	LeSean McCoy RB FA	Jimmy's Daddy
4.3 ^#28	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	The Big Tebowski
4.4 ^#29	Adam Thielen WR CAR	Change My Mind
4.5 ^#30	Emmanuel Sanders WR FA	Change My Mind
4.6 ^#31	Golden Tate WR FA	The rere return
4.7 ^#32	Zach Ertz TE WAS	George's Lockett
4.8 ^#33	Jarvis Landry WR FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 5
5.1 ^#34	Brandin Cooks WR NO	Tom Brady's Revenge
5.2 ^#35	Russell Wilson QB NYG	George's Lockett
5.3 ^#36	Chris Hogan WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
5.4 ^#37	Cam Newton QB FA	The rere return
5.5 ^#38	Drew Brees QB FA	The rere return
5.6 ^#39	Marshawn Lynch RB FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
5.7 ^#40	Joe Mixon RB HOU	China Food Champions
5.8 ^#41	Greg Olsen TE FA	The Big Tebowski
5.9 ^#42	Royce Freeman RB FA	Jimmy's Daddy
5.10 ^#43	Jimmy Graham TE FA	The Mixon Administration

Round 6
6.1 ^#44	Jay Ajayi RB FA	The Mixon Administration
6.2 ^#45	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	Jimmy's Daddy
6.3 ^#46	Dion Lewis RB FA	The Big Tebowski
6.4 ^#47	Allen Robinson WR FA	China Food Champions
6.5 ^#48	Kyle Rudolph TE FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
6.6 ^#49	Mike Gesicki TE CIN	The rere return
6.7 ^#50	Jimmy Garoppolo QB LAR	Dick's Crab Shack
6.8 ^#51	Demaryius Thomas WR FA	George's Lockett
6.9 ^#52	Carlos Hyde RB FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 7
7.1 ^#53	Julian Edelman WR FA	Tom Brady's Revenge
7.2 ^#54	Doug Baldwin WR FA	George's Lockett
7.3 ^#55	Allen Hurns WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
7.4 ^#56	Devin Funchess WR FA	The rere return
7.5 ^#57	Sony Michel RB FA	Change My Mind
7.6 ^#58	Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
7.7 ^#59	Marquise Goodwin WR FA	China Food Champions
7.8 ^#60	Ty Montgomery RB FA	The Big Tebowski
7.9 ^#61	Carson Wentz QB FA	The Mixon Administration

Round 8
8.1 ^#62	Michael Crabtree WR FA	The Mixon Administration
8.2 ^#63	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	Jimmy's Daddy
8.3 ^#64	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	The Big Tebowski
8.4 ^#65	Rex Burkhead RB FA	China Food Champions
8.5 ^#66	Kerryon Johnson RB FA	Change My Mind
8.6 ^#67	Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI	The rere return
8.7 ^#68	Derek Carr QB FA	Dick's Crab Shack
8.8 ^#69	Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 9
9.1 ^#70	Stephen Gostkowski K FA	Tom Brady's Revenge
9.2 ^#71	Delanie Walker TE FA	Dick's Crab Shack
9.3 ^#72	Justin Tucker K FA	The rere return
9.4 ^#73	Jordan Reed TE FA	Change My Mind
9.5 ^#74	Greg Zuerlein K FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
9.6 ^#75	Ben Roethlisberger QB FA	China Food Champions
9.7 ^#76	Tevin Coleman RB FA	The Big Tebowski
9.8 ^#77	Matt Bryant K FA	Jimmy's Daddy
9.9 ^#78	Sammy Watkins WR FA	The Mixon Administration

Round 10
10.1 ^#79	Jared Goff QB DET	The Mixon Administration
10.2 ^#80	Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC	Jimmy's Daddy
10.3 ^#81	Jamaal Williams RB FA	The Big Tebowski
10.4 ^#82	C.J. Anderson RB FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
10.5 ^#83	James White RB FA	Dick's Crab Shack
10.6 ^#84	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	George's Lockett
10.7 ^#85	Randall Cobb WR FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 11
11.1 ^#86	Evan Engram TE DEN	Tom Brady's Revenge
11.2 ^#87	Chris Carson RB FA	George's Lockett
11.3 ^#88	New England Patriots D/ST NE	Dick's Crab Shack
11.4 ^#89	Latavius Murray RB FA	The rere return
11.5 ^#90	Ronald Jones RB FA	Change My Mind
11.6 ^#91	Alshon Jeffery WR FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
11.7 ^#92	Trey Burton TE FA	Change My Mind
11.8 ^#93	Robbie Chosen WR FA	The Big Tebowski
11.9 ^#94	Robert Woods WR PIT	Jimmy's Daddy
11.10 ^#95	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	The Mixon Administration

Round 12
12.1 ^#96	Nelson Agholor WR FA	Jimmy's Daddy
12.2 ^#97	Jamison Crowder WR FA	The Big Tebowski
12.3 ^#98	Jack Doyle TE FA	China Food Champions
12.4 ^#99	Alfred Morris RB FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
12.5 ^#100	Sam Darnold QB SEA	Change My Mind
12.6 ^#101	Ricky Seals-Jones TE FA	The rere return
12.7 ^#102	Kelvin Benjamin WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
12.8 ^#103	Wil Lutz K DEN	George's Lockett
12.9 ^#104	Pierre Garcon WR FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 13
13.1 ^#105	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	Tom Brady's Revenge
13.2 ^#106	George Kittle TE SF	George's Lockett
13.3 ^#107	Adrian Peterson RB FA	Dick's Crab Shack
13.4 ^#108	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	The rere return
13.5 ^#109	Nick Chubb RB HOU	China Food Champions
13.6 ^#110	Jason Witten TE FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
13.7 ^#111	Chicago Bears D/ST CHI	China Food Champions

Round 14
14.1 ^#112	Rashaad Penny RB FA	The Mixon Administration
14.2 ^#113	David Njoku TE CLE	Jimmy's Daddy
14.3 ^#114	William Fuller WR FA	The Big Tebowski
14.4 ^#115	Tarik Cohen RB FA	China Food Champions
14.5 ^#116	Dak Prescott QB DAL	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
14.6 ^#117	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	Change My Mind
14.7 ^#118	Chris Boswell K PIT	Change My Mind
14.8 ^#119	Stephen Hauschka K FA	Dick's Crab Shack
14.9 ^#120	Kenny Stills WR FA	George's Lockett
14.10 ^#121	Tyler Eifert TE FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 15
15.1 ^#122	Alex Smith QB FA	George's Lockett
15.2 ^#123	Danny Amendola WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
15.3 ^#124	Malcolm Brown RB FA	The rere return
15.4 ^#125	Josh Rosen QB FA	Change My Mind
15.5 ^#126	Frank Gore RB FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
15.6 ^#127	Philip Rivers QB FA	China Food Champions
15.7 ^#128	Peyton Barber RB FA	The Big Tebowski
15.8 ^#129	Giovani Bernard RB FA	Jimmy's Daddy
15.9 ^#130	Isaiah Crowell RB FA	The Mixon Administration

Round 16
16.1 ^#131	Matt Prater K FA	The Mixon Administration
16.2 ^#132	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	Jimmy's Daddy
16.3 ^#133	Jake Elliott K PHI	The Big Tebowski
16.4 ^#134	Keelan Cole WR FA	China Food Champions
16.5 ^#135	Ted Ginn WR FA	Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui Kurwa
16.6 ^#136	Danny Etling QB FA	The rere return
16.7 ^#137	Aaron Jones RB MIN	George's Lockett
16.8 ^#138	Duke Johnson RB FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 17
17.1 ^#139	John Brown WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
17.2 ^#140	Chris Godwin WR TB	Change My Mind

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